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[weezer adjacent lyrics here]
“artist” of sorts #lame

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i will be the biggest influencer on blue sky
i need a jawb
February 1, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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episode of @killthecomputer.com going up tonight we talked about the new epstein file release and caleb is getting creative editing my “death threats” against the pedophile elite
February 1, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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we absolutely need to know who he sent this to. how is this something the public is being kept in the dark on???
January 31, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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just an unbelievable song
Cameron Winter - Cancer of the Skull
Listen to Cancer of the Skull on TIDAL
tidal.com
January 30, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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Lawyer here. There’s a lot of misinformation about what this means. It means he’s innocent even though he did it and the judge said that it’s good what he did
BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56
January 30, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Gotten a bit of an Olivia Rodrigo kick today.
January 30, 2026 at 1:01 AM
January 29, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Gotta be an amazing day for Nintendo stock
January 29, 2026 at 4:30 PM
the greatest album ever www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqSX...
billions must trout || FULL ALBUM
YouTube video by Trout
www.youtube.com
January 29, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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🚨BREAKING🚨

NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani will start introducing LESBIAN-ONLY passenger cars inside the city's subway metro system.

What are your thoughts on this?
January 28, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 7:57 PM
straight outta compton (macos high sierra)
January 28, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Invalid handle???
January 28, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I love you
January 28, 2026 at 6:43 AM
I kinda want calamari
January 27, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Would YOU steal a commie block?
January 27, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I gotta hop on the baby thumbnail train, these are so good
January 27, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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idea i had
January 24, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Y'know, I was really excited to try it out just to try something new, I try and open the game, and I can't even play it because it requires secure boot for no reason.
We are ALL playing Highguard tonight
January 27, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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With the recent events in Minneapolis, we would like to encourage anyone who has the disposable income, to please consider donating to these organisations who are giving free legal aid to Minnesotans.

www.aclu-mn.org/ways-give/
nlgmn.org
monarcamn.org
January 27, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I forgot to play highguard tonight, and don't wanna download it right now
We are ALL playing Highguard tonight
January 27, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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It’s time to investigate.

I am launching a review into whether TikTok is violating state law by censoring Trump-critical content.
January 27, 2026 at 1:44 AM
We are ALL playing Highguard tonight
January 26, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun https://theonion.com/police-repeatedly-shoot-tim-cook-after-mistaking-iphone-1824184361/
January 25, 2026 at 10:00 PM