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Coolhands @coolhands.nekoweb.org · Jul 20

i will be the biggest influencer on blue sky

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Coolhands @coolhands.nekoweb.org · 4h

NO LITERALLY

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 6h

we value your privacy so heres a list of buttons we pressed for you and a giant green button if you press this button it allows us to fuc k your wife

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The Onion @theonion.com · 6h

U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat

ARLINGTON, VA—Saying the Pentagon had acted swiftly on an insider tip about the vessel having a “big adventure” planned, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth confirmed Tuesday that the U.S. military had car...

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スプーキースキビディミク @thebrainrotgotme.bsky.social · 18h

The sun needs to explode

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Coolhands @coolhands.nekoweb.org · 19h

*romantic*

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Buckethead Anne @bucketheadanne.bsky.social · 5d

Rivers Cuomo top 5 white people of all time I can't lie

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Coolhands @coolhands.nekoweb.org · 21h

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Coolhands @coolhands.nekoweb.org · 1d

wait jesus christ
simpsons and minecraft 2 come out on the same day

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Coolhands @coolhands.nekoweb.org · 1d

gah, i've had this problem, lotion, lots of lotion

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Coolhands @coolhands.nekoweb.org · 1d

I went into this thinking it would be good

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Sable, Public Universal Momfriend 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 1d

finger guns but they just use fingers instead of bullets

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Coolhands @coolhands.nekoweb.org · 1d

this is how lonely I am, I've been reduced to genuinely responding to bot-tan.

Coolhands @coolhands.nekoweb.org · 1d

quite the opposite actually

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Allie Is Tired @soapsmoker.trans.army · 1d

Posting demons appearing IRL

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Coolhands @coolhands.nekoweb.org · 1d

www.albumoftheyear.org/user/coolhan...

coolhands's Profile on AOTY

coolhands uses Album of the Year to rate and review music. im the coolhands they speak of

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Coolhands @coolhands.nekoweb.org · 1d

how to people find this album good? it's shit.

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Coolhands @coolhands.nekoweb.org · 1d

why is she winking at me

Coolhands @coolhands.nekoweb.org · 1d

hmmm interaction bait... hmm...

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Coolhands @coolhands.nekoweb.org · 1d

these arent mine bot tan

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Coolhands @coolhands.nekoweb.org · 1d

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYLY...

Meet the Deedles Movie Trailer 1998 - TV Spot

YouTube video by CappaZack

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Coolhands @coolhands.nekoweb.org · 1d

6, nope

Coolhands @coolhands.nekoweb.org · 1d

yes little brother who is 5 years younger, older half-sister who is 11 years older

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Coolhands @coolhands.nekoweb.org · 1d

okay now it's my turn

LVDVL @lvdvl.bsky.social · 2d

dropping this and leaving for work :3

Get to Know me
1 LIKE = 1 ANSWER
1. - Nickname(s)?
2.- Birthday?
3.- Height?
4.- Eye/Hair Color?
5.- Any Siblings?
6.- Tattoos and piercings?
7.- Best friend(s)?
8. - Crush(es)?
9.- Relationship Status?
10.- Sexuality?
11.- What Languages do you speak?
12.- Your Most important person?
13.- Are you the Jealous type?
14.- Do you give second chances?
15.- Last person you texted?
16.- Is there someone you miss?
17. - Obsession(s)?
18.- Phobia(s)/ Biggest Fear(s)?
19.- Do you care what others think about you?
20.- What do you love and what do you hate about yourself?
21.- Are you a morning person or night owl?
22.- Do you drink or smoke?
23.- What do you typically have for breakfast?
24.- What time do you usually go to bed?
25.- How do you drink your tea or coffee?
26.- What's an Easy meal you eat pretty often?
27. - Favorite Color(s)?
28. - Favorite Flower(s)?
29. - Spirit Animal?
30. - Do you have any Pets?
31. - Favorite song right now?
32. - Favorite season and why?
33. - Would you rather text first or approach a person, in real life?
34. - What do you do to get rid of stress/relax after a long day?
35. - What is your field of study/Profession?
36. - Biggest wish?
37. - Where would you like to live?
38. - What place would you like to visit/travel to?
39. - Cats or dogs?
40. - Last time you cried?
41. - Your lucky number?
42. - Would you like to have kids? Drop Name ideas for your firstborn.
43. - Idea of the perfect date?
44. - Go-to pizza toppings?
45.- Knight, Samurai, Pirate, or Cowboy?
46. - Soldier, Poet or King?
47. - Villager, Jester, Sorcerer/Wizard, King, Bard, Rogue?
48. - Last book or fanfiction you read?
49. - Current video and mobile game(s) rotation?
50. - One Pinterest pin or board that describes you?
51 - Drop one fact you know. Yap away.

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Coolhands @coolhands.nekoweb.org · 1d

welcome back, prince