Cool Spyro
@coolspyro.bsky.social
51 followers 190 following 310 posts
Probably has a spreadsheet open. Likes to talk about politics, strategy, romance, lies, dating, video games and numbers.
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coolspyro.bsky.social
Checking out @jorbs.bsky.social bluesky as you do to find out that he's somehow following himself. No idea how he's doing that, nobody else on bluesky seems to be following themselves.

Oi mate stop bilocating!
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stevehofstetter.bsky.social
Next they’re going to tell us autism is caused by the demand to release the Epstein files.
coolspyro.bsky.social
Thinking about my works book club which I joined, the first book was a non fiction about work ethics and was like "people in okinawa work till they're 90 or older and they love it :) " and when I pointed out how dystopian that my work set this book, I got kicked out and then the club shut down
coolspyro.bsky.social
I get a little bit parasocial but mostly in an auntie way. I just wanna hear my babies I don't see very often are doing okay
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Then you gotta tell us what it is! Share share share

(Also I love that for you)
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
coolspyro.bsky.social
To write something like this you're either having THE most fun or you're going through 6 levels of hell, nobody who's having a normal time thinks to write this
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hollllypop.bsky.social
if cum tasted like that there’d be no babies
coolspyro.bsky.social
A finger on the monkeys paw curls as I sit wondering if any of the online cuties I follow have posted photos for international lesbians day
coolspyro.bsky.social
Almost perfect, if only the age gap was even bigger
brendelbored.bsky.social
In some ways this is the government now
r/Lollapalooza 3 yr. ago
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I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa...
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I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city
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hollllypop.bsky.social
every time I send an email
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I saw a typo in a writeup I did a few weeks ago and decided to just leave it, as an artifact of my humanity.

While the machines seek perfection I'll continue to be flawed.
coolspyro.bsky.social
I can guarantee you that Jimmy fallon has a fetish nobody else in the world has. I don't know what it is but that creature doesn't reproduce the same way the rest of us do
coolspyro.bsky.social
This made me think of "He Lives In You" from Lion King 2, and that made me do this, I'm sorry
coolspyro.bsky.social
That is shockingly terrible. Both as bad news but also in how stupid the method is

Isn't it hard enough to get people together for board games?!
coolspyro.bsky.social
Figuring out how to invest money ethically, its not easy. I inherently oppose the rich, every sector is corrupt. Thankfully I believe that a.i will create such an energy drain that investments in green energy HAVE to pay off (we simply don't have enough coal) but that's not very diversified
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We have a measles outbreak. As someone who has had a serious life threatening illness and is dating someone who currently has one, I have a special hatred for the anti vaxxers. Especially as someone who's autistic. I've confronted my autism and I've confronted nearly dying, I know which is worse
coolspyro.bsky.social
I'm done with my "explaining to men why being nice at the most basic level doesn't have to lead to sex" arc. I'm entering my "just send them this episode of recess" arc. It's accidentally a really good microcosm of male entitlement youtu.be/KQg47epyuI0?...
Disney's Recess - Nobody Doesn't Like T.J
YouTube video by iVideoXD
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coolspyro.bsky.social
Ted Cruz says stop attacking pedophiles lmao. Like he doesn't even correct himself, just please stop attacking the Guardians Of Pedophiles party uwu. Absolutely legendary gaffe www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs4j...
VIRAL GAFFE: Ted Cruz Says 'Stop Attacking Pedophiles' While Discussing Fighting Crime
YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News
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Rekha Shankar confirmed for No Rolls Barred's new clocktower series is a dream. One of my favourite comedic minds playing one of my favourite games (yes I know she's played other botc online but nrb is a special win). Love rekha so much <3
coolspyro.bsky.social
I'm shocked the Michigan Mormon shooter was a straight white trump supportin guy. Guess it's just one of those things
coolspyro.bsky.social
I think I was imagining like... the most comedically slippery floor ever, with several men tripping, falling and landing cock first on top of a woman. I was curious for the concept more than anything. But I do believe they simply just had some sex and that's kinda it