Joseph Wade
@cordialwombat.bsky.social
Boosemaster General. Big ol’ goofus. Pineapple belongs on pizza. He/him
Host of @christmascreeps.bsky.social & @OSTParty.bsky.social podcasts.
I write about movies at JoesCinemarama.com
Host of @christmascreeps.bsky.social & @OSTParty.bsky.social podcasts.
I write about movies at JoesCinemarama.com
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Twenty 20-Fav: Introduction
New year, new series. It's Twenty 20-Fav!
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This year I'll be going through the films of Jon Favreau. Sure, why not. What could go wrong?
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Happy Back to the Future Day from me, @imgonnadj24.bsky.social, @cordialwombat.bsky.social, and the Ghost of Christmas All of the Above.
Advent Calendar House | Back to the Future: Dickens of a Christmas
Happy Back to the Future Day!
Guests: Joey O., Joseph Wade.
Find show notes at https://adventcalendar.house
adventcalendar.house
December 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Happy Back to the Future Day from me, @imgonnadj24.bsky.social, @cordialwombat.bsky.social, and the Ghost of Christmas All of the Above.
Recording a podcast with @libbycudmore.bsky.social is a real treat. While one of us is trying to give genuine commentary or tell a deep, personally meaningful story, the other is busy thinking of the dumbest thing a human being can possibly say. And we take turns doing both.
December 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Recording a podcast with @libbycudmore.bsky.social is a real treat. While one of us is trying to give genuine commentary or tell a deep, personally meaningful story, the other is busy thinking of the dumbest thing a human being can possibly say. And we take turns doing both.
Giving a hard stare at all you liars out here posting your Spotify Wrapped lists today. How's your boycott going, assholes?
a teddy bear wearing a red hat and a blue coat
ALT: a teddy bear wearing a red hat and a blue coat
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Giving a hard stare at all you liars out here posting your Spotify Wrapped lists today. How's your boycott going, assholes?
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I dunno who needs to hear this, but the Dr. Squatch Darth Vader soap smells just like the Rome burning sequence in Spaceship Earth
December 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I dunno who needs to hear this, but the Dr. Squatch Darth Vader soap smells just like the Rome burning sequence in Spaceship Earth
I dunno who needs to hear this, but the Dr. Squatch Darth Vader soap smells just like the Rome burning sequence in Spaceship Earth
December 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I dunno who needs to hear this, but the Dr. Squatch Darth Vader soap smells just like the Rome burning sequence in Spaceship Earth
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Where the Hell is Matt? 2006
YouTube video by Where the Hell is Matt?
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December 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
At a family dinner tonight and one of my cousin’s kids shouted “Aurora Borealis!”
So I answered with the whole “At this time of year? At this time of day?” bit from the Simpsons
Everybody looked at me like I was a crazy person
So I answered with the whole “At this time of year? At this time of day?” bit from the Simpsons
Everybody looked at me like I was a crazy person
a cartoon character is sitting in a chair and making a funny face .
ALT: a cartoon character is sitting in a chair and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
At a family dinner tonight and one of my cousin’s kids shouted “Aurora Borealis!”
So I answered with the whole “At this time of year? At this time of day?” bit from the Simpsons
Everybody looked at me like I was a crazy person
So I answered with the whole “At this time of year? At this time of day?” bit from the Simpsons
Everybody looked at me like I was a crazy person
I made this joke before the movie started but now that it’s over, Wicked really is just Dune for wine moms, huh?
The craziest part of Wicked For Good was the post-credits scene setting up Wicked Messiah and Children of Wicked
November 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I made this joke before the movie started but now that it’s over, Wicked really is just Dune for wine moms, huh?
The craziest part of Wicked For Good was the post-credits scene setting up Wicked Messiah and Children of Wicked
November 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The craziest part of Wicked For Good was the post-credits scene setting up Wicked Messiah and Children of Wicked
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NEW EPISODE! Shane Black Friday returns with a look at Black’s latest: PLAY DIRTY! An original story based on Richard Stark’s “Parker” series, which may or may not basically be a Shane Black spin on Lupin the Third. Check it out!
christmascreeps.com/2025/11/28/e...
christmascreeps.com/2025/11/28/e...
Episode 173: Play Dirty
Shane Black Friday returns! Our favorite purveyor of holiday action nonsense is back with another Christmas-themed feature to jingle our bells and deck our halls. Or something like that. On this ep…
christmascreeps.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
NEW EPISODE! Shane Black Friday returns with a look at Black’s latest: PLAY DIRTY! An original story based on Richard Stark’s “Parker” series, which may or may not basically be a Shane Black spin on Lupin the Third. Check it out!
christmascreeps.com/2025/11/28/e...
christmascreeps.com/2025/11/28/e...
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Happy Thanksgiving, America!
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Happy Thanksgiving, America!
With John Travolta and Sam Jackson both shilling for Capital One now, what are the chances we’ll see em do a Pulp Fiction ad next year?
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
With John Travolta and Sam Jackson both shilling for Capital One now, what are the chances we’ll see em do a Pulp Fiction ad next year?
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Regal Cinemas released their holiday movie calendar. Most of it is whatever, but the real treat here is…
🚨December 22, Regal Cinemas is showing KLAUS IN THEATERS🚨
🚨December 22, Regal Cinemas is showing KLAUS IN THEATERS🚨
November 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Regal Cinemas released their holiday movie calendar. Most of it is whatever, but the real treat here is…
🚨December 22, Regal Cinemas is showing KLAUS IN THEATERS🚨
🚨December 22, Regal Cinemas is showing KLAUS IN THEATERS🚨
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FUN FACT, "You Can Leave Your Hat On" was written about this exact hat.
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
FUN FACT, "You Can Leave Your Hat On" was written about this exact hat.
More films should end with the title card from RKO 281
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
More films should end with the title card from RKO 281
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Happy Turkey Day Week, Creepazoids! 🦃
After we give thanks, we're bringing back one of our favorite features: SHANE BLACK FRIDAY!
Join us this Friday as we break down Black's latest: PLAY DIRTY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6paP...
After we give thanks, we're bringing back one of our favorite features: SHANE BLACK FRIDAY!
Join us this Friday as we break down Black's latest: PLAY DIRTY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6paP...
Play Dirty – Official Trailer | Prime Video
YouTube video by Prime Video
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November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Happy Turkey Day Week, Creepazoids! 🦃
After we give thanks, we're bringing back one of our favorite features: SHANE BLACK FRIDAY!
Join us this Friday as we break down Black's latest: PLAY DIRTY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6paP...
After we give thanks, we're bringing back one of our favorite features: SHANE BLACK FRIDAY!
Join us this Friday as we break down Black's latest: PLAY DIRTY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6paP...
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Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on
Mix Bloody Marys 'cause we all want one
Send somebody to the Stop-n-Go
We need some celery & a can of fake snow
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite
A box of Midol, some Salem Lights
Hallelujah, everybody say "Cheese"
Merry Christmas from the family
Mix Bloody Marys 'cause we all want one
Send somebody to the Stop-n-Go
We need some celery & a can of fake snow
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite
A box of Midol, some Salem Lights
Hallelujah, everybody say "Cheese"
Merry Christmas from the family
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on
Mix Bloody Marys 'cause we all want one
Send somebody to the Stop-n-Go
We need some celery & a can of fake snow
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite
A box of Midol, some Salem Lights
Hallelujah, everybody say "Cheese"
Merry Christmas from the family
Mix Bloody Marys 'cause we all want one
Send somebody to the Stop-n-Go
We need some celery & a can of fake snow
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite
A box of Midol, some Salem Lights
Hallelujah, everybody say "Cheese"
Merry Christmas from the family
Fantastic Four should’ve done the Blazing Saddles ending and had them build a fake Earth for Galactus to eat
November 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Fantastic Four should’ve done the Blazing Saddles ending and had them build a fake Earth for Galactus to eat
Love paying $70 a month for fiber internet and still only being able to stream Disney Plus in 480p.
November 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Love paying $70 a month for fiber internet and still only being able to stream Disney Plus in 480p.
🎵I’m gonna pop some pills
Gotta buncha Benadryls in my pocket
I-I I’m trippin’
Look out for that Hat Man
This is fucking awesome🎵
Gotta buncha Benadryls in my pocket
I-I I’m trippin’
Look out for that Hat Man
This is fucking awesome🎵
Deliriants like Benadryl can bring on terrifying hallucinations in high doses. Some Gen Z-ers are taking at least a dozen pills at a time—and challenging others to do the same. www.wired.com/story/young-...
Young People Are Tripping on Benadryl—and It’s Always a Bad Time
Deliriants like Benadryl can bring on terrifying hallucinations in high doses. Some Gen Z-ers are taking at least a dozen pills at a time—and challenging others to do the same.
www.wired.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
🎵I’m gonna pop some pills
Gotta buncha Benadryls in my pocket
I-I I’m trippin’
Look out for that Hat Man
This is fucking awesome🎵
Gotta buncha Benadryls in my pocket
I-I I’m trippin’
Look out for that Hat Man
This is fucking awesome🎵
Terrence Malick's Breath of the Wild
First photos of Link and Zelda in The Legend of Zelda live-action movie released www.vooks.net/first-photos...
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Terrence Malick's Breath of the Wild
Seated for The Running Man and ISTG at least three of the pre-movie ads are AI-generated and it sucks so bad
November 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Seated for The Running Man and ISTG at least three of the pre-movie ads are AI-generated and it sucks so bad
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How about that split diopter shot in Will Vinton's Claymation Christmas?
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
How about that split diopter shot in Will Vinton's Claymation Christmas?
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Of course. The one year I actually felt inspired to take part in NaNoWriMo—two weeks late but who’s counting?—is the year the whole thing shut down thanks to AI.
Thanks a lot, assholes.
Thanks a lot, assholes.
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Of course. The one year I actually felt inspired to take part in NaNoWriMo—two weeks late but who’s counting?—is the year the whole thing shut down thanks to AI.
Thanks a lot, assholes.
Thanks a lot, assholes.