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Corey Adler (⌐■_■)
@coreyadler.bsky.social
He/Him/His
Father
Orthodox Jew
Classical libertarian
.NET Dev
Board Gamer (http://bit.ly/3bIKsLY)
Sci-Fi
Chicago Sports Fan (#CubsSuck)
Chaotic Neutral

In what order? Who knows.
Pinned
Current description of my life:

A soul in tension that's learning to fly/
Condition grounded but determined to try/
Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies/
Tongue-tied and twisted, just an earthbound misfit, I.

youtu.be/nVhNCTH8pDs?...
Pink Floyd - Learning To Fly (Official Music Video HD)
YouTube video by Pink Floyd
youtu.be
Me: What do you guys want to eat for dinner?

Middle child: Chocolate!

Me: youtu.be/gO0jiJw7GaY?...
Oh, THERE'S a big surprise! I think I’m gonna have a heart attack and die from that surprise.
YouTube video by Things I Want to Say Sometimes
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Remember, remember the fifth of November, the Gunpowder Treason and Plot.

I think of no reason why the Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot.
a man wearing a hat and a mask looks at the camera
ALT: a man wearing a hat and a mask looks at the camera
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
You just know the kind of day it's going to be at work when someone runs into a problem and one of the responses is "Can we run Windows in Safe Mode?"

Oh boy.
October 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
You know what's a great idea?

Having a kosher Octoberfest gathering with friends, all of whom pitch in to bring different items for all to have a good time.

You know what else is a good idea?

Putting it during Sukkot every damn year. I always have the kids that week, so I can never attend.
October 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Gary Johnson approves this answer.
May 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Corey Adler #EdBallsDay
April 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Du Hast has got to be the angriest love song in existence.

But it is fantastic.
March 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Sheik knew it years ago, bubba! If he were still alive he would break his neck like that jabroni Hulk Hogan!
February 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
New personal best by 5 seconds! #8thDayChanukahGoals
January 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
"Those who claim to be concerned about the most vulnerable and propose policies of increased public spending and inflationary monetary emission, not only do not achieve their objective, but they achieve the opposite."

--Javier Milei

(h/t @lp-clc.bsky.social )
January 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
JEWS. IN. SPAAAAAAACE! #ChapterhouseDune
Jews In GIF
ALT: Jews In GIF
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2024 at 1:26 PM
And it has hit another level of disturbing.

Between having a character hide herself by cosplaying as a prostitute (who has already had customers that night!) and the group of women who apparently can kill men through sexual pleasure, I'm starting to rethink my choice to continue past God Emperor.
Read a lot of Heretics of Dune over Shabbos.

The level of clinical obsession with sex in this book is getting disturbing.
December 17, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Read a lot of Heretics of Dune over Shabbos.

The level of clinical obsession with sex in this book is getting disturbing.
December 15, 2024 at 1:41 PM
Can someone please enlighten me:

What's the criteria for determining that someone deserves to be murdered and their murder be celebrated?

I can see that being the CEO of an insurance company with bad policies qualifies, but what about members of the board?

Do they also deserve to be murdered?
December 8, 2024 at 5:33 AM
THEY EVEN MADE A GITHUB REPO!

🤣🤣🤣
December 6, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Greatest programming song EVER. 🤣

youtube.com/watch?v=yup8...
youtube.com
December 6, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Two things can be true at the same time about Brian Thompson:

1) This guy was a total asshole for the things that he did especially as CEO that directly hurt people and their families.

2) He did not deserve to be murdered and his children left without a father.

Have a goddamn heart, people.
December 5, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Escape from New York (keep Kurt Russell)
Casablanca (keep Ingrid Bergman)
Pick a movie. Keep one actor. The rest are played by muppets.

Se7en
December 5, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Got new beds delivered yesterday for me and the kids.

Kids each got Twin XLs (because my kids are freaking tall), while I got a California King. The middle kid went for an adjustable frame, which was hilarious.

It feels so nice to have new beds!
November 25, 2024 at 8:58 PM
May have been the losing side.

Still not convinced it was the wrong one.
November 24, 2024 at 3:04 AM
How many Gaetzs are in a Scaramucci? @williamadler78.bsky.social
November 22, 2024 at 3:52 AM
So, now that I'm trying to start being here more often than that *other* place:

Any recommendations for who to follow on this platform?
November 21, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Current description of my life:

A soul in tension that's learning to fly/
Condition grounded but determined to try/
Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies/
Tongue-tied and twisted, just an earthbound misfit, I.

youtu.be/nVhNCTH8pDs?...
Pink Floyd - Learning To Fly (Official Music Video HD)
YouTube video by Pink Floyd
youtu.be
November 21, 2024 at 4:55 PM
This is my first Bluesky post. Hooray for me! #lifegoals
November 21, 2024 at 4:42 PM