Corey Danks
@coreydanks.bsky.social
Lmao fuck now I gotta stay up and watch overtime
January 6, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Lmao fuck now I gotta stay up and watch overtime
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What were electric eels called before electricity was discovered?
January 5, 2026 at 1:13 AM
What were electric eels called before electricity was discovered?
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“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
January 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
fUCK! All of the unfinished projects from 2025 followed me into 2026
January 5, 2026 at 6:16 PM
fUCK! All of the unfinished projects from 2025 followed me into 2026
Shop's re-opened and all of the extra I WANT TO BELIEVE 76ers shirts from last month's market are available!
coreydanks.etsy.com
coreydanks.etsy.com
January 5, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Shop's re-opened and all of the extra I WANT TO BELIEVE 76ers shirts from last month's market are available!
coreydanks.etsy.com
coreydanks.etsy.com
Welcome (back) to the working week
January 5, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Welcome (back) to the working week
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Endless Column, by Constantin Brâncuși, 1938, 📸 by @stephenmally
January 4, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Endless Column, by Constantin Brâncuși, 1938, 📸 by @stephenmally
The Sixers have beaten the team named after short pants 👍
January 4, 2026 at 3:00 AM
The Sixers have beaten the team named after short pants 👍
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Next Saturday! First show of the year. Come on out, buy some comics, and hang at The Queen in Wilmington, DE for the Wilmington Comic Fest. See ya there! #wilmingtoncomicfest #comics #indiecomics
January 4, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Next Saturday! First show of the year. Come on out, buy some comics, and hang at The Queen in Wilmington, DE for the Wilmington Comic Fest. See ya there! #wilmingtoncomicfest #comics #indiecomics
The Sixers are having a really good 3rd quarter—I had no idea that was even allowed
January 4, 2026 at 2:16 AM
The Sixers are having a really good 3rd quarter—I had no idea that was even allowed
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The 2026 Labs With Abs Calendar is here! It’s bigger! Message me if you want one. Happy New Year!
January 3, 2026 at 6:07 PM
The 2026 Labs With Abs Calendar is here! It’s bigger! Message me if you want one. Happy New Year!
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We're going to need a bigger Hague.
January 3, 2026 at 9:51 AM
We're going to need a bigger Hague.
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One of my favorite things I got to do in 2025 was design a new logo for my bro @raymondmcandrew.bsky.social's rec league hockey team
January 2, 2026 at 8:08 PM
One of my favorite things I got to do in 2025 was design a new logo for my bro @raymondmcandrew.bsky.social's rec league hockey team
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There have been no good reasons for staying on Twitter for years now, but at this point you will have to follow up any of your remaining excuses with “…and I don’t care about the child pornography.”
This does seem just a little bit bad! Idk the sort of thing you’d think politicians might distance themselves from or something!
January 2, 2026 at 2:04 PM
There have been no good reasons for staying on Twitter for years now, but at this point you will have to follow up any of your remaining excuses with “…and I don’t care about the child pornography.”
My lord, Indiana is giving Alabama the big poopie right now
January 1, 2026 at 11:38 PM
My lord, Indiana is giving Alabama the big poopie right now
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HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🎆
January 1, 2026 at 4:55 AM
HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🎆
Less "here's everything that I accomplished this year" posts, more "here's all of the interesting cheeses that I ate this year" posts
December 31, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Less "here's everything that I accomplished this year" posts, more "here's all of the interesting cheeses that I ate this year" posts
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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
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kutsher's coffee shop, thompson, new york, 1977
December 31, 2025 at 5:36 AM
kutsher's coffee shop, thompson, new york, 1977
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Trying not to post on here too much because I don’t want people to think that I’m 38+ years old yet
December 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Trying not to post on here too much because I don’t want people to think that I’m 38+ years old yet
Tom Brady is scary to look at
December 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Tom Brady is scary to look at
Nightmare blunt rotation
December 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Nightmare blunt rotation
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trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
October 17, 2024 at 8:43 PM
trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”