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Cornistasia The Coblin King

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Cornistasia The Coblin King @cornistasia.bsky.social · Jan 31

Chapter 11 of Metropolis: We Built This City on Iron and Blood is up!!
archiveofourown.org/works/452074...

Metropolis: We Built This City on Iron and Blood - Chapter 11 - Cornistasia - Megamind (2010) [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

archiveofourown.org

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Cornistasia The Coblin King @cornistasia.bsky.social · 19h

Halloween is nearly upon us.

And since we havn't had any new Megamind updates, I guess I must resort to magick to manifest it.

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Cornistasia The Coblin King @cornistasia.bsky.social · 21d

Blessed Mabon, all! May this harvest be a good one!

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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 21d

People: "Mastodon is scoldy and clunky to use"

Mastodon Guy: "Here we see an example of BOWING to FASCISM! Mastodon is EASY! And FRIENDLY! As if you quislings know ANYTHING!!!"

Pro Tip: If you have to threaten people to join your social network...

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C&EN (Chemical & Engineering News) @cenmag.bsky.social · 21d

Scientists who studied drunken bats’ ability to fly, zebra stripes painted on cows, and Teflon as a zero-calorie food additive were among those who took home top honors at the 35th #IgNobel Prize ceremony. cen.acs.org/education/sc... #chemsky 🧪

2025 Ig Nobel Prizes

10 awards given for achievements that first make people laugh and then make them think

cen.acs.org

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Yuumei Art @yuumeiart.bsky.social · Aug 28

The Great Farewell

The children will never know
How the ocean used to flow
They'll never miss the whales
They'll never believe the tales
But I will remember, I will tell
Of all that lived and their great farewell

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💚Yashika1984💚 @yashika.bsky.social · 21d

#Piccolo

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Lirhya 🎃 Gamma Freak @lirhyapetitpain.com · 25d

can't believe I'm not the one who made this post

a post from @PkmnBrainrot with the meme "shout out to ... gotta be one of my favorite genders" with Sam, Megamind, the alien from Mars Attack, Mega Malamar and Mojo Jojo and the caption "shout out to villains with big brains gotta be one of my favorite genders"

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Mister Spectacular @misterspectacular.bsky.social · 27d

Finished this one from MegaMarch! #megamind #megamindrules

(He's "smoking" a toquito haha)

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Cornistasia The Coblin King @cornistasia.bsky.social · 28d

So *this* is what they mean by "useless degree" 😂

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Cornistasia The Coblin King @cornistasia.bsky.social · 28d

BUT YOU SAID

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Cornistasia The Coblin King @cornistasia.bsky.social · 28d

Thats the fan doing that.

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Cornistasia The Coblin King @cornistasia.bsky.social · 29d

Why is Noodling called that and not the objectively better term of “Cat Fisting”??

You are LITERALLY showing your whole FIST into a HOLE!

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Jack The Vulture @jackthevulture.bsky.social · Sep 11

The horns grow fast! Ganache at a couple months old.

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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · Sep 11

@jcsalterego.bsky.social is a sorcerer

Jerry posting in hopes of a big boat stuck

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sapient scarewood @izzybeth.bsky.social · Sep 11

“Doctor Yiff” makes me cry with laughter every fucking time

pikachu guy: doctor: $140k a year; furry artist on patroon: $160k a year
orange guy in audience: *raises hand* I think you’re lowballing the furry art tbh
pikachu guy: I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff
orange guy: no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played.

tattooed girl: well furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that
pikachu guy: did you legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?
frog guy: doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service
pikachu guy: you will die in 7 days
pink guy: *standing on chair* it took doctors like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me

pink guy: …some insisting I was faking for attention
pink guy: while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like Crohn’s“ and ended up being right.
pink guy: also, I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match now can I
anonymous guy in audience: you could if you weren’t a fucking coward

original thread by @puchiko and several other users

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Remedy Entertainment @remedygames.com · Aug 27

Today we celebrate six years since the release of Control 🥳 🎈 Happy #6YearsInControl to our community, and thank you for being on this journey with us 🫶

We commissioned this stunning piece of art from @krystineart.bsky.social. #RMD30

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Hyperallergic @hyperallergic.com · Aug 27

Though the 1960s underground gay scene in New York City was bustling, photography from that pre-Stonewall era is rarely exhibited publicly. Lucky for us, a riveting summer exhibition of photography by an undersung hero of that scene, James Bidgood, is on view in Chelsea.

James Bidgood’s Dreamy Homoerotica

Best known for his cult film, “Pink Narcissus,” Bidgood’s 1960s photographs of men as mythological figures are equally alluring.

hyperallergic.com

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Brandon W / crkdgt @crkdgt.bsky.social · Aug 27

Love and Hex #130: Just an old softy

There are some things you should never say to a hag. Even if they might be true.

#loveandhex #art #comics #webcomic #comic #witches #monsters #dnd #ttrpg

Page 130 from the comic Love and Hex. Full transcript: http://crookedgoat.ca/comic/just-an-old-softy

The Changeling's backstory concludes. Singing Cricket makes an error in judgment when he responds to Granny's story.

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onion person @junlper.beer · Aug 19

the ai bubble is bursting soon thank god

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Cornistasia The Coblin King @cornistasia.bsky.social · Aug 16

I— yes? 🤨

Cornistasia The Coblin King @cornistasia.bsky.social · Aug 14

Ahhh, this is our guy youtube.com/@thehoofgp?f...

The Hoof GP

Welcome to TheHoofGP, your go-to channel for all things cattle hoof trimming! Join Graeme and the team as he shares professional hoof trimming techniques, cow hoof care tips and farm life insights as ...

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Cornistasia The Coblin King @cornistasia.bsky.social · Aug 14

The Hoof GP? The Scottish guy? I love himmmm

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Cornistasia The Coblin King @cornistasia.bsky.social · Aug 14

You want to bite it too, yes??

Don’t lie, I already know the truth

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Cornistasia The Coblin King @cornistasia.bsky.social · Aug 13

I’d be The Worse(tm) patient of Doctor Pimplepopper. If she pulled a lipoma out of me and showed me it, my first and only thought would be to “bite it.” And I would have to physically restrained as the madness dissipates.

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ENVTuber | 🟩OnyxGalaria⚡ @onyxgalaria.art · Aug 6

An info-graph regarding this post:

#Twitch #VSky #MeltTheICE #NoICE

An infograph meme quoting a moment from the movie "The Incredibles".

There is black text that reads:
Alright, listen closely. I'd like to help you with the ads, but I can't.
I'd like to tell you to click on the gear icon and select "Report Playback Issue". But I can't.
I also do not advise you to select anything related to how the advertisement is offensive or inappropriate; I wouldn't expect Twitch to do something about the ICE ads if they get flooded with enough reports.

Below, there are images that are as follows:
From left to right, top to bottom.

Mr Incredible whispering to an old lady in an office building.
A screenshot of Twitchs' Settings menu with "Report Playback Issue" highlighted.
A close-up of Mr Incredible whispering.
A screenshot of Twitchs' Report Playback Issue menu with a dropdown menu containing options.

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