sapient pearwood
@izzybeth.bsky.social
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they/them, header: Pentiment (Obsidian Entertainment), icon: Saint Cecilia (Guido Reni, 1606)
they/them, header: Pentiment (Obsidian Entertainment), icon: Saint Cecilia (Guido Reni, 1606)
catching up on the cursed men’s free skate and Ilia’s just up now and I know what’s going to happen and I am screaming into my blanket a little bit #MilanCortina2026
February 15, 2026 at 4:04 AM
catching up on the cursed men’s free skate and Ilia’s just up now and I know what’s going to happen and I am screaming into my blanket a little bit #MilanCortina2026
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“We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend”
February 14, 2026 at 6:29 PM
“We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend”
My My Metrocard by Le Tigre youtu.be/7IhilcddEjg?...
February 15, 2026 at 12:15 AM
My My Metrocard by Le Tigre youtu.be/7IhilcddEjg?...
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an old crow cartoon for you all
February 14, 2026 at 7:44 AM
an old crow cartoon for you all
album of the day: Breakfast In America by Supertramp. for when your local diner has been “discovered” by west siders
February 14, 2026 at 5:34 PM
album of the day: Breakfast In America by Supertramp. for when your local diner has been “discovered” by west siders
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How dare they presume to know what would dazzle a penguin.
A ‘ring of fire’ solar eclipse will dazzle people and penguins in Antarctica
'Ring of fire' solar eclipse visible in Antarctica
The first solar eclipse of the year will grace Antarctica, and only a lucky few will get to bask — or waddle — in its glow.
www.ctvnews.ca
February 13, 2026 at 3:47 PM
How dare they presume to know what would dazzle a penguin.
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hold on i gotta take this
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
hold on i gotta take this
watching women’s super-g and this mountain is eating these skiers ALIVE #MilanCortina2026
February 13, 2026 at 1:32 AM
watching women’s super-g and this mountain is eating these skiers ALIVE #MilanCortina2026
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well i for one couldn’t be more excited for the possibilities of AI. finally a technology that answers the age old question ‘what if clippy was wormtongue’
February 12, 2026 at 1:10 PM
well i for one couldn’t be more excited for the possibilities of AI. finally a technology that answers the age old question ‘what if clippy was wormtongue’
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Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
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"Okay, don't panic.
Remember what the instructor said."
"If you ever get into trouble
all you need to do is..."
"Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!
Nothing at all. Nothing at all."
"Stupid, sexy Flanders!"
Remember what the instructor said."
"If you ever get into trouble
all you need to do is..."
"Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!
Nothing at all. Nothing at all."
"Stupid, sexy Flanders!"
February 12, 2026 at 7:02 PM
"Okay, don't panic.
Remember what the instructor said."
"If you ever get into trouble
all you need to do is..."
"Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!
Nothing at all. Nothing at all."
"Stupid, sexy Flanders!"
Remember what the instructor said."
"If you ever get into trouble
all you need to do is..."
"Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!
Nothing at all. Nothing at all."
"Stupid, sexy Flanders!"
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Free, onlyne, searchable Middel Englisshe Dictionarye. "The world's largest searchable database of Middle English lexicon and usage for the period 1100-1500."
quod.lib.umich.edu/m/middle-eng...
quod.lib.umich.edu/m/middle-eng...
Middle English Compendium
quod.lib.umich.edu
February 12, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Free, onlyne, searchable Middel Englisshe Dictionarye. "The world's largest searchable database of Middle English lexicon and usage for the period 1100-1500."
quod.lib.umich.edu/m/middle-eng...
quod.lib.umich.edu/m/middle-eng...
baking for the work bake sale again, oh my god they’re SO CUTE I CAN’T STAND IT 😍😍😍
we also took a walk on the lake and found a huge crack, dad did not like that I got so close to it
we also took a walk on the lake and found a huge crack, dad did not like that I got so close to it
February 12, 2026 at 12:16 AM
baking for the work bake sale again, oh my god they’re SO CUTE I CAN’T STAND IT 😍😍😍
we also took a walk on the lake and found a huge crack, dad did not like that I got so close to it
we also took a walk on the lake and found a huge crack, dad did not like that I got so close to it
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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
should have tagged this #MilanCortina2026
dad: so why can’t they touch the stone on the center line?
me: because it’s law.
dad:
me: curling law. as handed down from Fergus MacCurling himself.
dad: *utterly done with my shit*
me: because it’s law.
dad:
me: curling law. as handed down from Fergus MacCurling himself.
dad: *utterly done with my shit*
February 11, 2026 at 7:50 PM
should have tagged this #MilanCortina2026
dad: so why can’t they touch the stone on the center line?
me: because it’s law.
dad:
me: curling law. as handed down from Fergus MacCurling himself.
dad: *utterly done with my shit*
me: because it’s law.
dad:
me: curling law. as handed down from Fergus MacCurling himself.
dad: *utterly done with my shit*
February 11, 2026 at 7:43 PM
dad: so why can’t they touch the stone on the center line?
me: because it’s law.
dad:
me: curling law. as handed down from Fergus MacCurling himself.
dad: *utterly done with my shit*
me: because it’s law.
dad:
me: curling law. as handed down from Fergus MacCurling himself.
dad: *utterly done with my shit*
mom wanted me to be Elizabeth Irene (after her grandmother Irene Elizabeth), my hippie dad wanted a say and suggested Snow as a middle name, mom said no dude wtf so now I am neither
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you: Wilfred. A name passed down through multiple generations of Riddell eldest sons, and since I will never have kids, one that won’t be reinstated, either.
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you: Angharad. Which is a lovely Welsh name but I am quite sure that it would have been a massive millstone growing up in the US and Canada in the 70s where none of the kids in the playground would know how to pronounce it.
February 11, 2026 at 7:28 PM
mom wanted me to be Elizabeth Irene (after her grandmother Irene Elizabeth), my hippie dad wanted a say and suggested Snow as a middle name, mom said no dude wtf so now I am neither
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The Instagram algorithm occasionally knows exactly what I need to see. Meet Cheeto, the department cat of the UC Davis Physics department.
February 11, 2026 at 2:38 PM
The Instagram algorithm occasionally knows exactly what I need to see. Meet Cheeto, the department cat of the UC Davis Physics department.
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A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years
February 11, 2026 at 3:43 AM
A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years
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February 9, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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Surprising far too many, Discord is about to enter its fascist era.
www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...
discord.com/press-releas...
This will be retroactive, so any adult oriented servers will
require their existing members to undergo this as well to continue using them.
www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...
discord.com/press-releas...
This will be retroactive, so any adult oriented servers will
require their existing members to undergo this as well to continue using them.
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
www.theverge.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Surprising far too many, Discord is about to enter its fascist era.
www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...
discord.com/press-releas...
This will be retroactive, so any adult oriented servers will
require their existing members to undergo this as well to continue using them.
www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...
discord.com/press-releas...
This will be retroactive, so any adult oriented servers will
require their existing members to undergo this as well to continue using them.
February 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way
February 9, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way
I am a caricature of myself, but the commentator said “biathletes” (I am watching the mixed 4x6 relay) and I heard “bi athletes” and realized half a second later
sigh
#MilanCortina2026
sigh
#MilanCortina2026
February 9, 2026 at 12:55 AM
I am a caricature of myself, but the commentator said “biathletes” (I am watching the mixed 4x6 relay) and I heard “bi athletes” and realized half a second later
sigh
#MilanCortina2026
sigh
#MilanCortina2026
the American curling commentator has such a hard on for Korey Dropkin, it’s not even funny (to the near exclusion of Cory Thiesse, so it’s obnoxious)
(the Canadian commentator is excellent and bravely ignoring his partner’s sycophantic nonsense)
#MilanCortina2026
(the Canadian commentator is excellent and bravely ignoring his partner’s sycophantic nonsense)
#MilanCortina2026
February 8, 2026 at 11:23 PM
the American curling commentator has such a hard on for Korey Dropkin, it’s not even funny (to the near exclusion of Cory Thiesse, so it’s obnoxious)
(the Canadian commentator is excellent and bravely ignoring his partner’s sycophantic nonsense)
#MilanCortina2026
(the Canadian commentator is excellent and bravely ignoring his partner’s sycophantic nonsense)
#MilanCortina2026