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izzybeth.bsky.social
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@izzybeth.bsky.social
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they/them, header: Pentiment (Obsidian Entertainment), icon: Saint Cecilia (Guido Reni, 1606)
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izzybeth.bsky.social
and how much snow did we get? about this much #wiwx
about 9 or 10 inches (23-25.5 cm) of snow on the roof of a black car
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
izzybeth.bsky.social
soooo… might quit now since #Duolingo yknow sucks and all
Duolingo 1600 day streak
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
izzybeth.bsky.social
good job me for not knocking any of my plants over this year
A double window framed by multicolored string lights. There is a small progressive pride flag in one of the windows. Below is a collection of plants. The norfolk pine has tiny string lights in it. Outside, it is snowing like hell.
November 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
izzybeth.bsky.social
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
Grover from Sesame Street riding a bicycle wearing a scarf and gesturing with one hand held above his head. whimsical text reads “if I don’t turn it into a joke it will destroy me”
November 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
izzybeth.bsky.social
an apple pie with a latticework top, still bubbling from the oven
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
izzybeth.bsky.social
You’re being quiet what’s on your mind?

Me:
Screenshot from a Duolingo Welsh lesson. English: They say that they are fed up with the internet now. Welsh: Maen nhw’n dweud bod nhw wedi cael llond bol o’r rhyngrwyd erbyn hyn.
November 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
izzybeth.bsky.social
@rhythmsextion.bsky.social I owe you photos of House of Hades (with and without flash, featuring To All Who Ghosted Me) (and my poor desiccated cuticles)
Flash photo of five fingers curled toward a palm. Four nails are painted with a very glowy vibrant blue polish; the remaining nail is painted with a very desaturated lavender/gray polish with a blue shimmer Same but without flash
November 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
izzybeth.bsky.social
top: OH bottom for CRYIN OUT LOUD in the style and primary colors of Zohran Mamdani’s campaign signs
November 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
izzybeth.bsky.social
you mean like these guys?
February from Très Riches Heures du Duc de Berry. A medieval winter farm scene with people chorin’ outside and sitting by a fire inside. At the top is an ornate half circle showing Aquarius and Pisces. A close up crop of the people sitting inside. They are lifting up their garments to warm their legs, and one guy’s wang is right out there. There’s also a cat.
November 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
izzybeth.bsky.social
I just feel like @cznz.bsky.social needs to know where I am
banners proclaiming a certain college hockey team’s Frozen Four appearances and national championships
October 31, 2025 at 11:39 PM
izzybeth.bsky.social
before it’s completely trashed , here’s what I did last week (all green all the time, I do what I want)
A hand holding a bottle of lime green nail polish. The fingernails are all green: one is the lime of the bottle and the other four are a grass/leaf green
October 31, 2025 at 7:15 PM
izzybeth.bsky.social
finally finished the Welsh course after three years (messed around with other languages too), and… that’s it? no confetti, nothing? jeez
The screen duolingo shows you when you complete a course: six practice module circles surrounding a green owl reading a book. you just finished a whole course, you’d think there’s be at least a little fanfare, but no.
October 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
izzybeth.bsky.social
it’s my birthday, please enjoy my favorite tree
a maple tree with explosive colors ranging from red and orange at the top and outer edges to green at the bottom and interior
October 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
izzybeth.bsky.social
when will October return from the war
a daily forecast from a weather app. today, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday are all in the mid to high 80s (upper 20s/low 30s for those of you using silly units). I am fucking sick of this.
October 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
izzybeth.bsky.social
here’s what the UW-Madison employee propaganda machine has to say about Fall 2025 international and grad enrollment
Other Enrollment Trends Additional characteristics of this year‘s first-year class include: UW Madison saw modest declines in graduate and international student enrollment this fall, in line with other institutions across the country. The total enrollment of international students declined 490 students, or 7% from a year ago. The University welcomed approximately 3100 new graduate and professional students, a 9% decrease from last year. Total graduate and professional school enrollment stands at 12,637, down 3%.
October 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
izzybeth.bsky.social
post something random or have an awful October
a black and white illustration of two fish. I think they’re trout, maybe
September 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
izzybeth.bsky.social
Post a pic of you that's not actually a picture of you
the Spelling Bee game from the New York Times. playable letters are A R I D O Y and N in the center. I tried to play “NARNIA” but it’s not in the word list.
September 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
izzybeth.bsky.social
“Doctor Yiff” makes me cry with laughter every fucking time
pikachu guy: doctor: $140k a year; furry artist on patroon: $160k a year orange guy in audience: *raises hand* I think you’re lowballing the furry art tbh pikachu guy: I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff orange guy: no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. tattooed girl: well furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that pikachu guy: did you legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant? frog guy: doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service pikachu guy: you will die in 7 days pink guy: *standing on chair* it took doctors like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me pink guy: …some insisting I was faking for attention pink guy: while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like Crohn’s“ and ended up being right. pink guy: also, I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match now can I anonymous guy in audience: you could if you weren’t a fucking coward original thread by @puchiko and several other users
September 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
izzybeth.bsky.social
Your last saved pic is your moral Philosophy
Image in a comics style of a person looking out a window towards a city skyline, saying “What a stupid time to be alive.”
September 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
izzybeth.bsky.social
hey, hi @duolingoverde.bsky.social, I’m just wondering, with this new “energy” thing instead of hearts now, how in the actual hell am I supposed to finish three lessons when you only give me enough “energy” for like 2.5? aside from paying for Max because obviously I am not doing that
Duolingo daily quests. Two out of the three involve completing three lessons. Oh no, empty energy! Guess this means you better subscribe with all that disposable income you don’t have!
September 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
izzybeth.bsky.social
If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context.
An email ad for 15% Off Leeches For Father’s Day! from the company Medical Leeches
August 15, 2025 at 12:16 PM
izzybeth.bsky.social
just got fillings in three teeth and
a screenshot from the U2 music video Numb: The Edge in a black beanie hat staring into the camera
August 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
izzybeth.bsky.social
tonight’s “too hot to even eat anything that comes out of the microwave” dinner

(no it is not a ~*~girl dinner~*~ because I don’t qualify for that category)
cherries, cheese slices, little crackers, and slices of salami on a blue plate
August 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
izzybeth.bsky.social
What perfect album came out when you were sixteen?
Try Whistling This by Neil Finn
July 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
izzybeth.bsky.social
If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context
Éowyn (a woman with very long blonde hair in medieval type clothing) wearing pixelated meme sunglasses and giving a side eye over the top of them
July 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM