Corva Tyrsdottir
@corvae.bsky.social
86 ravens in a trench coat, with a fine hat. You have NO idea how annoying it was to find a trench coat big enough to fit 86 ravens.
Terminally online dork.
I don't have a website, or even a linktree
She/they
PFP by @Nyuunzi.bsky.social, my commission
Terminally online dork.
I don't have a website, or even a linktree
She/they
PFP by @Nyuunzi.bsky.social, my commission
Do we want to make sure he knows what he's doing, or are we gonna let him Green Mile it again?
January 10, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Do we want to make sure he knows what he's doing, or are we gonna let him Green Mile it again?
I mean.. the Pacific Ocean is right over there. Alternately, there's a lot of farmland could use some spare hands.
Though doing this, they'll be slowing up production. And.. well.. that's an issue, in itself..
Though doing this, they'll be slowing up production. And.. well.. that's an issue, in itself..
January 8, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I mean.. the Pacific Ocean is right over there. Alternately, there's a lot of farmland could use some spare hands.
Though doing this, they'll be slowing up production. And.. well.. that's an issue, in itself..
Though doing this, they'll be slowing up production. And.. well.. that's an issue, in itself..
Though I suppose this one, in particular, isn't *for* the Post.
January 8, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Though I suppose this one, in particular, isn't *for* the Post.
And "Why have the general populace not [Turbo-redacted]?"
January 8, 2026 at 4:05 PM
And "Why have the general populace not [Turbo-redacted]?"
Reposted by Corva Tyrsdottir
This can be our 2026 mantra! #ReadMoreBooks
If you have time to doom scroll, you have time to read books!
January 6, 2026 at 10:28 PM
This can be our 2026 mantra! #ReadMoreBooks
*picks up a hardbound math book from 90's elementary school, which covers rounding, hands it over what for beating the stupid out of the management*
January 6, 2026 at 11:18 PM
*picks up a hardbound math book from 90's elementary school, which covers rounding, hands it over what for beating the stupid out of the management*
Unless opposing counsel presses the issue, I think so.
(Reminder: Not a lawyer at time of writing)
(Reminder: Not a lawyer at time of writing)
January 6, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Unless opposing counsel presses the issue, I think so.
(Reminder: Not a lawyer at time of writing)
(Reminder: Not a lawyer at time of writing)
This entire administration is a Lions Led by Donkeys episode.
I'm not sure if it's an 'Animal Fact' multi-parter (e.g. Nanking), or the breather after (Me 163 'Komet').
Either way, if I have to be alive during it, I would really prefer it not be the place I fucking live.
I'm not sure if it's an 'Animal Fact' multi-parter (e.g. Nanking), or the breather after (Me 163 'Komet').
Either way, if I have to be alive during it, I would really prefer it not be the place I fucking live.
January 3, 2026 at 3:13 PM
This entire administration is a Lions Led by Donkeys episode.
I'm not sure if it's an 'Animal Fact' multi-parter (e.g. Nanking), or the breather after (Me 163 'Komet').
Either way, if I have to be alive during it, I would really prefer it not be the place I fucking live.
I'm not sure if it's an 'Animal Fact' multi-parter (e.g. Nanking), or the breather after (Me 163 'Komet').
Either way, if I have to be alive during it, I would really prefer it not be the place I fucking live.
I'm not kidding about 'Funiculi, funicula' being one of the oldest ad jingles. Though I am wrong about it; it was more of a tribute, iirc.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funicul...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funicul...
Funiculì, Funiculà - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 2, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I'm not kidding about 'Funiculi, funicula' being one of the oldest ad jingles. Though I am wrong about it; it was more of a tribute, iirc.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funicul...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funicul...
Presumably, based upon context, using the SS13/14 definition?
January 2, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Presumably, based upon context, using the SS13/14 definition?
I want this, but I also know my apartment floor would explode if I even carted this stuff.
January 2, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I want this, but I also know my apartment floor would explode if I even carted this stuff.
*badly hums "traditional" Italian music, aka one of the oldest advertising jingles known. I'm not kidding.*
Fucks while purring .it into your ear with every movement.
Fucks while purring .it into your ear with every movement.
January 2, 2026 at 4:52 PM
*badly hums "traditional" Italian music, aka one of the oldest advertising jingles known. I'm not kidding.*
Fucks while purring .it into your ear with every movement.
Fucks while purring .it into your ear with every movement.
Nobody can notice you if there's nobody left to notice you.
January 2, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Nobody can notice you if there's nobody left to notice you.
Reposted by Corva Tyrsdottir
Yep. Active resistance is the only path for reclaiming what they’re doing to the myths, as well as the only safe way to spot an ally.
(Sticker from Etsy. My usual response when people comment is “I don’t think the mixed-race, genderqueer, disabled Allfather is going to like Nazis much, do you?”
(Sticker from Etsy. My usual response when people comment is “I don’t think the mixed-race, genderqueer, disabled Allfather is going to like Nazis much, do you?”
November 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Yep. Active resistance is the only path for reclaiming what they’re doing to the myths, as well as the only safe way to spot an ally.
(Sticker from Etsy. My usual response when people comment is “I don’t think the mixed-race, genderqueer, disabled Allfather is going to like Nazis much, do you?”
(Sticker from Etsy. My usual response when people comment is “I don’t think the mixed-race, genderqueer, disabled Allfather is going to like Nazis much, do you?”
If any of them could figure out who the hell has the rights, maybe....
December 31, 2025 at 5:49 AM
If any of them could figure out who the hell has the rights, maybe....
ALLFATHER WILLING.
December 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
ALLFATHER WILLING.
Train good, car bad
December 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Train good, car bad
To borrow a phrase:
December 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
To borrow a phrase:
And they are right to do so.
December 29, 2025 at 1:28 PM
And they are right to do so.
You had to post something from the chuddest of sub-par men.
December 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
You had to post something from the chuddest of sub-par men.
Okay, this is definitely the build my weather-witch sailor gal has.
December 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Okay, this is definitely the build my weather-witch sailor gal has.
Do eeet.
Deny the existence of his honor and demand he prove its existence in the ring.
Then demonstrate that he is the "little bitch" he derides others to be.
ISSUE THE BATCHALL
Deny the existence of his honor and demand he prove its existence in the ring.
Then demonstrate that he is the "little bitch" he derides others to be.
ISSUE THE BATCHALL
December 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Do eeet.
Deny the existence of his honor and demand he prove its existence in the ring.
Then demonstrate that he is the "little bitch" he derides others to be.
ISSUE THE BATCHALL
Deny the existence of his honor and demand he prove its existence in the ring.
Then demonstrate that he is the "little bitch" he derides others to be.
ISSUE THE BATCHALL