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Corva Tyrsdottir
@corvae.bsky.social
86 ravens in a trench coat, with a fine hat. You have NO idea how annoying it was to find a trench coat big enough to fit 86 ravens.

Terminally online dork.

I don't have a website, or even a linktree

She/they

PFP by @Nyuunzi.bsky.social, my commission
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This can be our 2026 mantra! #ReadMoreBooks
If you have time to doom scroll, you have time to read books!
January 6, 2026 at 10:28 PM
This entire administration is a Lions Led by Donkeys episode.

I'm not sure if it's an 'Animal Fact' multi-parter (e.g. Nanking), or the breather after (Me 163 'Komet').

Either way, if I have to be alive during it, I would really prefer it not be the place I fucking live.
January 3, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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Yep. Active resistance is the only path for reclaiming what they’re doing to the myths, as well as the only safe way to spot an ally.

(Sticker from Etsy. My usual response when people comment is “I don’t think the mixed-race, genderqueer, disabled Allfather is going to like Nazis much, do you?”
November 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Train good, car bad
December 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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1 year ago, @vancityreynolds.bsky.social made me wear a terrible sweater... youtu.be/8zY0dZr8t28?...
Deadpool and Kidpool Help SickKids
YouTube video by Ryan Reynolds
youtu.be
December 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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My friends and I were featured in Wired magazine today! (cc @tacticoolgf.bsky.social @picatinnyrailed.bsky.social @inrange.tv etc etc)

www.wired.com/story/the-ha...
November 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Jury duty.

Attorneys, I am begging you, please, for Athena's sake, coordinate with opposing counsel on what you both need for voir dire *before* you take a day from me when I'm trying to do finals.

My report time was 0745, and they just called the first set of folks up half an hour ago at most.
November 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The LawSky folk I follow are giving me further desire to do the whole 'law school' thing.

And the administration keeps showing me 'Hey, if THESE chucklefucks can pass law school, and the bar..'
November 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Not to be the fun police but I do hope people know that Arc Raiders does use generative AI for voice acting, and by supporting the game you're letting higher-ups know that this is an okay practice.

They try to downplay this on the Steam store page by describing the AI usage as vaguely as possible.
November 8, 2025 at 6:51 AM
@maplemoose.wtf plz verify
Your average Subway 6-inch has an effective range of about 15 feet, making it best for CQC or a sidearm (side-sub?). For increased range and stopping power, you're going to want something baguette-based, like a Croque Monsieur.
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
November 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
SO, my beloved Wifflebat and I watched Dracula's Ex-Girlfriend on @nebula.tv last night (Yes, it has been a year; took us that long to get around to it! x.x;; )

The entire front half we just kept screaming about Masquerade breaches.

Because we are horrible nerds.
November 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars," "Star Trek," "Doctor Who," or "Transformers."
October 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Putting a Democrat with a Nazi tattoo in the Senate normalizes Naziism in our federal politics for a long ass time.

All these recent stories about secret Nazi group chats? Anytime that happens going forward will be met with "But Platner."

It's not a purity test. Think through the consequences.
October 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Paint them red and black, and call them 'jumper cables,' 'cause they tryin'a start some shit.
October 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Never trust Republicans
Or anything they say
They'll always stab you in the back
Just to get their way
The only thing that's worse
Is their shit, substandard pay!

*Song resumes as normal*
October 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Just a reminder, that if you're not in the military or part of the executive branch, as a US citizen, the President is NOT your boss.

He is your employee.
September 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I feel so frakking old when people continue to slander "ai" by calling them clankers, prompting me to post a Republic Commando gif, and I feel like no one recognizes it, or they think it started with Hecc-snorkelers.
October 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Fuck despair. Fascists should have to fight for every inch they get, on principle alone.

The fight is over when the fascists are defeated, and not one minute earlier.
October 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Well, I wasn't considering going to University of Miami anyway, let alone their School of Law.

Now I can explain why.
“The University of Miami School of Law’s new essay requires applicants to submit a detailed prompt for a generative AI large language model like ChatGPT to generate a ‘comprehensive analysis’ that will help them make an informed decision about which law school to attend.”
For these law school application essays, AI is required
Using artificial intelligence for admissions essays is often discouraged or prohibited. For aspiring attorneys hoping to land a seat at two U.S. law schools next fall, it's an opportunity to stand out from the crowd.
www.reuters.com
September 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I just realized something absolutely indefensible and inexplicable.

I will not swear to this. But I'm pretty sure there's an insurance person in my town who drives a cybertruck.

I think this because I often see the aforementioned wankpanzer in the lot of an insurance place near my home.
September 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system
September 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Fucking YES.
Bring back 20-24 episode seasons of TV.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 20, 2025 at 5:04 AM