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4/5 surprise poison bugs.
we start the voyage home in our wounded vessel.
4/5 surprise poison bugs.
we start the voyage home in our wounded vessel.
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i’m so sorry to my old Twitter hockey mutuals who are about to find out getting off Twitter last year did not make me gentle or kind, it made me worse actually, it made me stupid
That’s my girl Tahoma
November 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
That’s my girl Tahoma
I was in an all hands corporate meeting pledging the future of AI in the wake of 16k layoffs today and from the bottom of my heart: lol. lmao. I hate it here.
November 19, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I was in an all hands corporate meeting pledging the future of AI in the wake of 16k layoffs today and from the bottom of my heart: lol. lmao. I hate it here.
Can u believe that was a self bleach and dye job that took three rounds and it still had that much height
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Can u believe that was a self bleach and dye job that took three rounds and it still had that much height
Thank u I kinda miss the gray hair
November 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Thank u I kinda miss the gray hair
updated my work slack status to set serious expectations with business partners
November 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
updated my work slack status to set serious expectations with business partners
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It is genuinely incredible to me how much evidence there is to support investing in the public good and how much animus there is to do this simple, effective thing.
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
It is genuinely incredible to me how much evidence there is to support investing in the public good and how much animus there is to do this simple, effective thing.
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🚨SAPPHIC LIFETIME CHRISTMAS MOVIE THIS YEAR🚨
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 PM
🚨SAPPHIC LIFETIME CHRISTMAS MOVIE THIS YEAR🚨
Unlocked the next tier of Being Old today by saying “bless your heart” to the Trader Joe’s cashier
November 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Unlocked the next tier of Being Old today by saying “bless your heart” to the Trader Joe’s cashier
We have to meet a weekly AI quota for developing workflows and standardizing templates so I do my part, and every day I wait for someone to ask why drafting suggested benefits comms in our HR portal spits out heat or rut leave suggestions depending on if a new hire is an omega or alpha
November 14, 2025 at 6:37 AM
We have to meet a weekly AI quota for developing workflows and standardizing templates so I do my part, and every day I wait for someone to ask why drafting suggested benefits comms in our HR portal spits out heat or rut leave suggestions depending on if a new hire is an omega or alpha
I've been in the same place with my therapist lately ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I've been in the same place with my therapist lately ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh
I actually did this with our proprietary AI that our team uses for drafting policies with made up A/B/O protections and HR policies ("heat leave" "omega suites" "slick accommodations") and no one has noticed yet
November 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I actually did this with our proprietary AI that our team uses for drafting policies with made up A/B/O protections and HR policies ("heat leave" "omega suites" "slick accommodations") and no one has noticed yet
Can’t believe I’ve been stressing about how many exclamation points are in my emails for years when the crusty millionaire sex trafficker elites send emails looking Like That
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Can’t believe I’ve been stressing about how many exclamation points are in my emails for years when the crusty millionaire sex trafficker elites send emails looking Like That
i miss pressing that sweet sweet serotonin button 500 times a day
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
i miss pressing that sweet sweet serotonin button 500 times a day
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I don't think it's even right to say the voting public doesn't care. I think the truth is a lot of voters may generally find trans identity moderately confusing but also *none of their business*.
on the other hand, they find an obsession with harming trans people - say it with me - deeply weird.
on the other hand, they find an obsession with harming trans people - say it with me - deeply weird.
Spanberger’s GOP foe spent 57% of her ad budget on anti-trans attacks. Spanberger focused on the economy. You see what won. trib.al/fkMmsR4
The simple truth told time and time again in the polls: The public doesn’t care about trans issues. Voters care deeply about the economy, inflation, & prices.
The simple truth told time and time again in the polls: The public doesn’t care about trans issues. Voters care deeply about the economy, inflation, & prices.
November 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I don't think it's even right to say the voting public doesn't care. I think the truth is a lot of voters may generally find trans identity moderately confusing but also *none of their business*.
on the other hand, they find an obsession with harming trans people - say it with me - deeply weird.
on the other hand, they find an obsession with harming trans people - say it with me - deeply weird.
That baby is all mitchy my goodness
November 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
That baby is all mitchy my goodness
Narrator Voice it was higher than ever
November 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Narrator Voice it was higher than ever
call me sidney crosby the way I want him carnally
November 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
call me sidney crosby the way I want him carnally
I feel this is completely valid and yet also invites "but I think the interesting thing about him is (other extreme specific to Cheney)." Like, I think the most compelling thing about him is that he shot another guy in the face while in office and the ultimate response was "well he didn't mean it!"
November 5, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I feel this is completely valid and yet also invites "but I think the interesting thing about him is (other extreme specific to Cheney)." Like, I think the most compelling thing about him is that he shot another guy in the face while in office and the ultimate response was "well he didn't mean it!"
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This person took this when they called the race
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
This person took this when they called the race
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Watching Mamdani's victory speech, I'm struck by his—and his campaign's—unabashed vision of the US as an immigrant society, a culture built from the ground up from diversity. It is a complete rejection and reversal of the search for a white-washed homogeneity that the political right projects.
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Watching Mamdani's victory speech, I'm struck by his—and his campaign's—unabashed vision of the US as an immigrant society, a culture built from the ground up from diversity. It is a complete rejection and reversal of the search for a white-washed homogeneity that the political right projects.
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Bluesky rn
"MY FRIENDS WE HAVE TOPPLED A POLITICAL DYNASTY"
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
"MY FRIENDS WE HAVE TOPPLED A POLITICAL DYNASTY"
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10/10 response.
PHILLIP: Republicans are saying that Chuck Schumer is afraid of you. Is he?
AOC: I don't think so. Sen. Schumer and I have worked together. I think Republicans are afraid of me and they project their fear onto him. So they're just telling on themselves when they say that.
AOC: I don't think so. Sen. Schumer and I have worked together. I think Republicans are afraid of me and they project their fear onto him. So they're just telling on themselves when they say that.
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
10/10 response.