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del. prev @dadvansss on twitter. 30s. PNW ↔️ MTL.
4/5 surprise poison bugs.
we start the voyage home in our wounded vessel.
4/5 surprise poison bugs.
we start the voyage home in our wounded vessel.
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i’m so sorry to my old Twitter hockey mutuals who are about to find out getting off Twitter last year did not make me gentle or kind, it made me worse actually, it made me stupid
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A lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line
January 27, 2026 at 2:12 AM
A lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line
my toxic trait is that well into my 20s i thought atlantic city was in georgia
January 27, 2026 at 2:10 AM
my toxic trait is that well into my 20s i thought atlantic city was in georgia
me: (political discourse)
me: anyway i'm thinking of buying a gun
snick: you told me this two years ago, please don't pretend this is new
me: anyway i'm thinking of buying a gun
snick: you told me this two years ago, please don't pretend this is new
January 25, 2026 at 1:37 PM
me: (political discourse)
me: anyway i'm thinking of buying a gun
snick: you told me this two years ago, please don't pretend this is new
me: anyway i'm thinking of buying a gun
snick: you told me this two years ago, please don't pretend this is new
eating a bowl of kimchi rice and starting the pitt only to get hit with the maggot cast in the recap, we live and we learn every day on this beautiful earth
January 23, 2026 at 3:21 AM
eating a bowl of kimchi rice and starting the pitt only to get hit with the maggot cast in the recap, we live and we learn every day on this beautiful earth
stuck in traffic next to a kenyan catering van do u think if I hold my Venmo up to the window they’ll hook me up with a tray of food from the back
January 23, 2026 at 12:24 AM
stuck in traffic next to a kenyan catering van do u think if I hold my Venmo up to the window they’ll hook me up with a tray of food from the back
going thru it* again
*have the earnest bridge from bo burnham's white woman's instagram stuck in my head
*have the earnest bridge from bo burnham's white woman's instagram stuck in my head
January 20, 2026 at 5:54 PM
going thru it* again
*have the earnest bridge from bo burnham's white woman's instagram stuck in my head
*have the earnest bridge from bo burnham's white woman's instagram stuck in my head
you guys i forgot to mention that i made it to the buzzfeed inner circle casting call list but they keep sending me shit for things i don't qualify for when all i really want to do is share my hateful aunt's potato salad recipe
January 16, 2026 at 10:49 PM
you guys i forgot to mention that i made it to the buzzfeed inner circle casting call list but they keep sending me shit for things i don't qualify for when all i really want to do is share my hateful aunt's potato salad recipe
i think the smartest, funniest and most beautiful thing i can do working on a Friday is drink a bottle of wine and then write my performance self evaluation
January 16, 2026 at 9:57 PM
i think the smartest, funniest and most beautiful thing i can do working on a Friday is drink a bottle of wine and then write my performance self evaluation
an angel lives with us on earth and his name is scrambles
January 16, 2026 at 9:51 PM
an angel lives with us on earth and his name is scrambles
Nick Brown I didn’t know your game can we hang out can we kiss I live in Tacoma can we get Korean bbq and hold hands
@atg.wa.gov Washington State Attorney General Nick Brown announced this week that he is suing the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services for forcing states to comply with transgender discrimination to receive federal funding.
January 16, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Nick Brown I didn’t know your game can we hang out can we kiss I live in Tacoma can we get Korean bbq and hold hands
having 9-1-1 and The Pitt new episodes on the same day is like huffing bathsalts in a gas station bathroom before going across the street to a black tie whiskey tasting event
January 16, 2026 at 9:30 AM
having 9-1-1 and The Pitt new episodes on the same day is like huffing bathsalts in a gas station bathroom before going across the street to a black tie whiskey tasting event
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learning how to make excel macros at work and I’ve never been hornier in my entire life
January 9, 2026 at 8:48 PM
learning how to make excel macros at work and I’ve never been hornier in my entire life
the polite thing to do is to never publicly clock people unless they say something, not even the most clockable amongst us. that being said, all of the baristas at my coffee shop are definitely on T
January 9, 2026 at 6:46 PM
the polite thing to do is to never publicly clock people unless they say something, not even the most clockable amongst us. that being said, all of the baristas at my coffee shop are definitely on T
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We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.
Just days into 2026, the killing of 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good by a federal immigration officer in Minneapolis, Minnesota, has sparked protests around the US.
If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.
If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.
How to Protest Safely in the Age of Surveillance
Law enforcement has more tools than ever to track your movements and access your communications. Here’s how to protect your privacy if you plan to protest.
www.wired.com
January 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.
may the cold blooded killer jonathan david ross of minneapolis minnesota never know peace for the rest of his days on earth ✌️
January 8, 2026 at 8:29 PM
may the cold blooded killer jonathan david ross of minneapolis minnesota never know peace for the rest of his days on earth ✌️
haven't felt normal ever since my wife showed me a picture of an eraserhead baby labubu (will pay thousands)
January 8, 2026 at 8:00 AM
haven't felt normal ever since my wife showed me a picture of an eraserhead baby labubu (will pay thousands)
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
writing annual review for a coworker and trying to find something professional that also has the same succinctness as just saying "snitch behavior" under critical feedback
January 7, 2026 at 11:27 PM
writing annual review for a coworker and trying to find something professional that also has the same succinctness as just saying "snitch behavior" under critical feedback
(teddy roosevelt voice) the light has gone out of my life @thesavbananas.bsky.social
January 6, 2026 at 8:06 PM
(teddy roosevelt voice) the light has gone out of my life @thesavbananas.bsky.social
scrolling like mad thru any heated rivalry discourse i see bc i know i have to save my energy to be a hater when the check please series comes out
January 5, 2026 at 11:40 PM
scrolling like mad thru any heated rivalry discourse i see bc i know i have to save my energy to be a hater when the check please series comes out
whenever one of my teams is playing detroit
![dean pelton from community saying "oh [patrick kane]'s in this?" while frowning down at a play program](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uflmbdmr4ygq4vbpiholwnry/bafkreiewkdsotdnjjqg7vcfvzoaq3otkhiipmmo5fc26b2dnqtpdiv3ija@jpeg)
January 5, 2026 at 10:43 PM
whenever one of my teams is playing detroit
going onto ao3 to read 9-1-1 fic but u only want to read buckbobby
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a crowd of people .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a crowd of people yelling "there's dozens of us! dozens!!"
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 1:17 PM
going onto ao3 to read 9-1-1 fic but u only want to read buckbobby
Airport gothic rebooking united connection:
1. No one at gate
2. Have u tried the app? (App gives error message)
2. Try another gate (gates A1 - A3000 closed)
2. Have u tried the app
3. United is up the escalator (points at broken escalator)
4. Its up the elevator (points outside)
5. Have u tried t
1. No one at gate
2. Have u tried the app? (App gives error message)
2. Try another gate (gates A1 - A3000 closed)
2. Have u tried the app
3. United is up the escalator (points at broken escalator)
4. Its up the elevator (points outside)
5. Have u tried t
January 5, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Airport gothic rebooking united connection:
1. No one at gate
2. Have u tried the app? (App gives error message)
2. Try another gate (gates A1 - A3000 closed)
2. Have u tried the app
3. United is up the escalator (points at broken escalator)
4. Its up the elevator (points outside)
5. Have u tried t
1. No one at gate
2. Have u tried the app? (App gives error message)
2. Try another gate (gates A1 - A3000 closed)
2. Have u tried the app
3. United is up the escalator (points at broken escalator)
4. Its up the elevator (points outside)
5. Have u tried t
catching world juniors on a flight from Quebec where Canada was down 5-6 and them cutting off the live feed with one minute left… truly the most experience of all time
January 5, 2026 at 4:32 AM
catching world juniors on a flight from Quebec where Canada was down 5-6 and them cutting off the live feed with one minute left… truly the most experience of all time