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del. prev @dadvansss on twitter. 30s. PNW ↔️ MTL. 4/5 surprise poison bugs. we start the voyage home in our wounded vessel.

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · Nov 21

i’m so sorry to my old Twitter hockey mutuals who are about to find out getting off Twitter last year did not make me gentle or kind, it made me worse actually, it made me stupid

dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 10h

if heaven is real i just know robert redford and paul newman have james dean in an eiffel tower up there

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 12h

Pro tip I got elsewhere: ask for the sutab prep. It’s 24 pills you have to take day for and day of instead of chugging the really awful gallons of yuck.

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 16h

last year I really fell in love with provoker www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox9l...

It's In My Head

YouTube video by Provoker - Topic

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 16h

survived tube up my butt now we feast

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 1d

the food commercials on tv know i've only been on a liquid diet since friday for my colonoscopy tomorrow, i haven't wanted to eat doritos this bad since 2001

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 2d

bro got desert oasis mirage'd like my friend bugs bunny

dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 4d

my drag name would be Toni Braxton Hicks

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 5d

Are there also fun new puzzles to do at the tables on the ferry, Bob??? Important question.

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Liam Gee @liam-gee.bsky.social · 5d

It's Back!

With the shutdown, there is no one to remove this statue...

Bronze Statue of Epstein & Trump holding hands and skipping jauntily as they go off to have sex with young girls Epstein famously sex trafficked.

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 6d

we've been waiting for official H1B guidance at work for two weeks and legal finally dropped a 3 page FAQ that might as well be this image over and over

man in a car saying "I don't know what any of this shit is, and I'm fucking scared."

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 6d

Thank you for this! I've been so exhausted by ICE ads.

dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 6d

one of the biggest pandemic losses was hbo's winning time and winning time's opening credits, which is another example of unerotic eroticism that lights up the pleasure centers in my brain
youtu.be/g-sdLv1ymQ4?...

Winning Time | Opening Credits | Max

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☠️deadward niedermurder☠️ @niedermeyer.online · 6d

this is basically portland's version of a haka

Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 6d

Portland enacts emergency powers of nudity to check federal overreach.

Emergency World Naked Bike Ride planned in Portland, with blurred photi of naked bicyclists.

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 6d

every day at work there’s at least one moment in my team slack that I’m sad they got rid of the gun emoji

dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 6d

elder millennial superpower where I ask for the aux at the party and put on girl talk

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 7d

it's that time of the year again*

*time to read shirley jackson's The Haunting and then watch the 1963 adaptation of shirley jackson's The Haunting and forget about the netflix miniseries bland approximation of shirley jackson's The Haunting

dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 8d

also i refuse to believe that a colonoscopy prep in the UP isn't just slamming back as many pasties as u can from a greasy bag for 3 days

dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 8d

omg what are u doing next tuesday because i have a gig for u in tacoma, wa if ur freelancing colonoscopy rides these days

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 8d

ngl you guys: i may have cried during the first full episode focused on the wall people.

dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 8d

solar opposites is now on netflix, and if i can pitch any of u to watch it to give it a chance of another season: slowburn crass dirtbag gay aliens and their child clones trying to terraform the earth and finding love on the way and shrinking people they hate and trapping them in their walls

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 8d

i have to get a colonoscopy next week (fun) and am legitimately ordering pho broth from my favorite place days in advance just in case

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 9d

how are m&ms almost $4 when u employ child slavery

dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 10d

juanita’s chips changed their name to juantonio’s and not knowing that made me scared i had experienced another bearanstain bears universe schism at the grocery store today

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 10d

“It’s our job to question authority” as long as that authority isn’t the Saudi royal family I guess

dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 11d

everyone at work has been so impressed with my ability to do a little coding on team wikis like “did you study compsci?” like no guys I just had a livejournal in 2004

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