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del. prev @dadvansss on twitter. 30s. PNW ↔️ MTL.
4/5 surprise poison bugs.
we start the voyage home in our wounded vessel.
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huge life accomplishment and jumpscare when they mentioned my YouTube comment on the lonely island podcast this week
screencap of podcast text. Seth Meyers: somebody said this about Great Day: this sketch came out when I was in college and was having the occasional cocaine weekend and I would definitely put this on while cutting lines Andy Samberg: don’t do drugs, but I love that.
February 11, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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m got us one that looks like this years ago and it is the mvp of this house
reusable lint/pet hair roller
February 11, 2026 at 3:49 AM
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an angel lives with us on earth and his name is scrambles
the sweetest cat in the world with the most permissive squinty gaze the sweetest cat in the world again but with big almond eyes more open allowing a single pet from the photographer
January 16, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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(teddy roosevelt voice) the light has gone out of my life @thesavbananas.bsky.social
email from Savannah bananas stating I didn’t win tickets in the local banana ball ticket lottery for 2026
January 6, 2026 at 8:06 PM
dadvans.bsky.social
whenever one of my teams is playing detroit
dean pelton from community saying "oh [patrick kane]'s in this?" while frowning down at a play program
January 5, 2026 at 10:43 PM
dadvans.bsky.social
eating fried chicken and wife pointed out we are also dressed like fried chicken
wife contemplating her chicken wearing a sweater that looks like fried chicken Can u tell the difference between me and this fried chicken im eating
December 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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All the girls gays and theys in this little sports bar tonight. Ive never heard a crowd cheer louder than when they turned the subtitles on two minutes in.
December 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
dadvans.bsky.social
I would say come to the heated rivalry season rewatch at champs bar at 6pm but my wife and I literally had to murder bribe and steal the two seats we have and we got here 30 minutes ago
Outside Champs bar, bar chalkboard sign that says “CHAMPS HESTED RIVALRY 2ND FLOOR”
December 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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every straight hockey guy with a podcast reviewing heated rivalry at the end of 2025
clip of kylie jenner saying "i feel like this year is really about like, the year of just realizing stuff. and everyone around me. we're all just realizing things."
December 26, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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watching hockey drinking a Bloody Caesar at my Vancouver layover and they’re playing Avril Lavigne, if u cut me right now I would bleed maple
Bloody Caesar drink at a hockey bar in Vancouver airport
December 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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the v/a for TLG is SO much better. meanwhile every woman in HR sounds like her
the GRRRANDMAHHHHH IT'S MEEEE ANNAHSTASHAAAAA drag queen from anastasia (1997)
December 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
dadvans.bsky.social
He said this after reading Tough Guy
“Writers, like elephants, have long, vicious memories. There are things I wish I could forget.” William S. Burroughs
December 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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happy 100 years to dick van d-slur
December 13, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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tfw ur car overheats for the second time in a month and u are stalled out on the side of the road waiting for a tow truck and cancelling all ur afternoon meetings
guy who is going to be ok making a peace sign and closing his eyes in the drivers seat of his deeply cursed car
December 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
dadvans.bsky.social
updated my work slack status to set serious expectations with business partners
work slack status is a moon emoji that says "mercury retrograde 11/9 - 11/29"
November 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
dadvans.bsky.social
once again
bad mspaint drawing by and of allie brosh throwing confettin in front of a rainbow and smiling sun and sparkles that says MAYBE EVERYTHING ISN'T HOPELESS BULLSHIT
November 5, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Progressive W’s on the day Dick Cheney died got me feeling this way
schoolgirl from Cabin in the Woods holding an evil spirit turned into a frog saying “the evil is defeated”
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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text from wife that says “In real life paddington is REAL and he’s our son” My response that says “what could be truer than this”
November 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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how I’ll sleep at night after I kidnap the actor in the new paddington costume
Butters and Cartman from South Park. Cartman is dressed up as a robot named AWESOM-O to trick butters into believing he’s a real robot because butters has blackmail material on cartman he’s hiding in his room. Butters believes AWESOM-O is his new real robot friend and is snuggled up to him at night in the picture.
November 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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11th inning vibes
a baseball with a smiley face that says "what are you gonna do with that big bat? gonna hit me? better make it count. better make it hurt. better kill me in one shot."
November 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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as always, the toronto sports fan experience
jake peralta pointing at a corgi and saying "do not blow this for us"
November 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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shohei ohtani
velma from scooby doo saying "you stop that"
October 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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being in the office when work announces 30k in layoffs starting tomorrow and u are one of 3 people on ur team that survived the last time they did this
James Franco with a noose around his neck turning to the man standing next to him in the gallows saying “first time?”
October 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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"Inflatable Costume Company CEO Unsure How Best to Further Civil Unrest, Ensure YOY Profits for Q4 in 2026"
A perplexed businessman sitting at a desk holding his head as if he has a migraine while staring at a report
October 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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you ever forget something and it itches at the back of your mind, so you google "who wrote 'what a strange, sad day it's been'" and get whammied back a whole decade
An old ask message from the blog site tumblr where an anonymous user writes "one time i met chris pine in a coffee shop in central pennsylvania (when he was filming that dumb runaway train movie!) and he was wearing hipster goggles and this nubby sweater and he was writing in his moleskine journal and when i approached him he had just written 'what a strange, sad day it's been.' i figured this was relevant to your interests."
October 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM