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Cory Ottenwess
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designer, science nerd, sci-fi dreamer. Exploring the universe & nature, navigating healthcare, seeking meaning. Solo gamer, food lover. Diabetes dad, trotskyist, wobbly sympathizer, atheist, autistic.
The answer to most of our economic problems is pretty damn obvious. TAX THE FUCKING RICH.

Pretty sure that would alleviate the pressure.
December 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I think Apple Music should consider adding more “mood” playlists.. hangry? Grumpy? Emotionally detached?
December 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I forgot what a banger the Mortal Kombat song was.
December 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I just paid my first semester of tuition.. here we go!
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December 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
@mattdinniman.bsky.social got my wife hooked on DCC. Thanks! I will continue to preach the gospel
December 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Brain rot is the worst content. How is this allowed to exist?
December 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
But-it-for-life should be the norm. No more of this planned obsolescence and constant revision. Standardized consumable components.

Make a quality product, that lasts, not that I need to replace because you changed a filter design.
November 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Anyone want to help my wife build a Hogwarts style artisan guild boarding school? For post secondary and secondary apprenticeships
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I stand by the statement. Can we have a movie reboot of SeaquestDSV?
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Someone needs to pitch Odenkirk and Reeves a Nobody/John wick crossover where they are old college buddies
November 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Trust your gut if you think it’s an appendicitis.. unless you already had it removed.. then it’s lying to you.
November 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Let me get this straight.. Disney is losing money because they can’t stream on a competitor? Sounds like a sign of late stage capitalism
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I learned a new word from Schitt’s Creek.. thanks Moira
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November 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
A good sci-fi usually involves scientists who are just bad at science.. like not following lab containment protocols
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Insurance premiums on the way up, snap benefits cut, what’s next social security paused? This whole situation is going to be a powder keg
November 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Dear capitalism.. can you just chill on the Christmas stuff already? We just had halloween
November 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
@neildegrassetyson.com inspired by voices like Sagan, You, and Nye, im going back to school to teach physics! Any advice?
November 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
:D I'm goin back to school! @depauluniversity.bsky.social here I come!
October 31, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Cutting off SNAP benefits is the new Let them Eat Cake
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October 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
well.. I applied to college.. at 44 years old.. and filled out a new fafsa form… now we wait to see
October 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
for the second time I'm unemployed. and now considering going back to school to get a degree in teaching science. but I can't really afford to take the leap.

pay for my schooling, please?
October 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
What’s that feeling? It’s like going to a wedding where you don’t know may guests.. but then you find weed gummies in your suit pocket?
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October 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
So, the First Lady definitely no longer has an office in the White House, has she even been at the WH lately?
October 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
At Nuremberg, Julius Streicher was not convicted of having committed or participated in any crimes or acts of violence himself, but was convicted on the grounds that as a journalist his many speeches and articles supporting and excusing violence made him an accessory.

He hanged.
October 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Reposted by Cory Ottenwess
The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.
October 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM