Cory Ottenwess
@coryottenwess.com
designer, science nerd, sci-fi dreamer. Exploring the universe & nature, navigating healthcare, seeking meaning. Solo gamer, food lover. Diabetes dad, trotskyist, wobbly sympathizer, atheist, autistic.
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February 6, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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you know what's bullshit? the e-books I PURCHASED for class; are locked into a proprietary system and I have to use their stupid software to view. no thanks. I hate it.
February 6, 2026 at 8:18 PM
you know what's bullshit? the e-books I PURCHASED for class; are locked into a proprietary system and I have to use their stupid software to view. no thanks. I hate it.
thought of a fun way to teach bio lab safety; make the classroom an airlock system, and everyone has a hazmat suit; and throughout the session see how many of them make mistakes and breaches containment, but the only sign would be smelling the “contaminated” air, and it just smells like cookies.
February 6, 2026 at 5:18 PM
thought of a fun way to teach bio lab safety; make the classroom an airlock system, and everyone has a hazmat suit; and throughout the session see how many of them make mistakes and breaches containment, but the only sign would be smelling the “contaminated” air, and it just smells like cookies.
I had a thought about doing a video, where a large group of diverse people are protesting the gov, and one day, a unmarked van pulls up, and people jump out and snatch one of the group, and everyone flips out.. and each day, it happens again.. and again.. and again.. and again..
February 5, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I had a thought about doing a video, where a large group of diverse people are protesting the gov, and one day, a unmarked van pulls up, and people jump out and snatch one of the group, and everyone flips out.. and each day, it happens again.. and again.. and again.. and again..
Is it just me, as an autistic individual, or is it just bonkers insane that he’s still in that office? Sir.. you are a disgrace.
February 4, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Is it just me, as an autistic individual, or is it just bonkers insane that he’s still in that office? Sir.. you are a disgrace.
Apparently Rodney dangerfield is still alive?.. that man doesn’t get enough respect
February 1, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Apparently Rodney dangerfield is still alive?.. that man doesn’t get enough respect
what's more believable? trump is says he's not a pedophile? or the multiple reports and claims presented about trump being an absolute predator of a pedophile?
math suggests the in the vast quantities of claims, there must be truth.
math suggests the in the vast quantities of claims, there must be truth.
January 30, 2026 at 9:30 PM
what's more believable? trump is says he's not a pedophile? or the multiple reports and claims presented about trump being an absolute predator of a pedophile?
math suggests the in the vast quantities of claims, there must be truth.
math suggests the in the vast quantities of claims, there must be truth.
I have four chapters of my history book to read by Monday.. my book doesn’t get delivered until tomorrow >:(
January 24, 2026 at 4:04 AM
I have four chapters of my history book to read by Monday.. my book doesn’t get delivered until tomorrow >:(
I am a college student in middle age and Faculty accepts me as one of their own.
Uh oh..
Uh oh..
January 22, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I am a college student in middle age and Faculty accepts me as one of their own.
Uh oh..
Uh oh..
Uhh.. did Star Trek academy show off a zero-identity encrypted messaging system?
January 17, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Uhh.. did Star Trek academy show off a zero-identity encrypted messaging system?
I have a class this semester about “social problems” ohh.. I’m going to have so much to complain about
January 9, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I have a class this semester about “social problems” ohh.. I’m going to have so much to complain about
I’ve been studying human growth and development for two weeks, and I’m getting ads for tabbed copies of the DSM-5.. don’t tell me there isn’t an advertising conspiracy
January 8, 2026 at 12:56 PM
I’ve been studying human growth and development for two weeks, and I’m getting ads for tabbed copies of the DSM-5.. don’t tell me there isn’t an advertising conspiracy
So, Maduro is getting charged with the same crime trump just pardoned of the former president of Honduras?
January 6, 2026 at 1:49 AM
So, Maduro is getting charged with the same crime trump just pardoned of the former president of Honduras?
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You couldn't publish this today. You'd have to cloak it under several layers of metaphor.
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 7:01 PM
You couldn't publish this today. You'd have to cloak it under several layers of metaphor.
Maybe it’s the Totoro, maybe it’s the LED lighting, maybe the dinner.. but probably the shrooms.. but the internet is probably dead and we’re just watching our own ghosts
January 3, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Maybe it’s the Totoro, maybe it’s the LED lighting, maybe the dinner.. but probably the shrooms.. but the internet is probably dead and we’re just watching our own ghosts
as a parent of a diabetic, the smell of insulin in public, is impossible to ignore.
January 2, 2026 at 4:59 PM
as a parent of a diabetic, the smell of insulin in public, is impossible to ignore.
for the last two weeks, I've been studying for a test on Human Growth & Development.. they should be teaching more of this stuff to high schoolers. maybe we wouldn't have as many maladjusted people in power.
December 31, 2025 at 4:49 PM
for the last two weeks, I've been studying for a test on Human Growth & Development.. they should be teaching more of this stuff to high schoolers. maybe we wouldn't have as many maladjusted people in power.
can someone build a music playlist generator that can have slider/selectors for BPM, style, tone, instruments, sad/happy, with the ability to de-prioritize artists that are human piles of excrement?
December 31, 2025 at 2:48 PM
can someone build a music playlist generator that can have slider/selectors for BPM, style, tone, instruments, sad/happy, with the ability to de-prioritize artists that are human piles of excrement?
I burned out the motor on my hand mixer.. damn! I need to make more whipped cream for my pie
December 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I burned out the motor on my hand mixer.. damn! I need to make more whipped cream for my pie
The answer to most of our economic problems is pretty damn obvious. TAX THE FUCKING RICH.
Pretty sure that would alleviate the pressure.
Pretty sure that would alleviate the pressure.
December 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The answer to most of our economic problems is pretty damn obvious. TAX THE FUCKING RICH.
Pretty sure that would alleviate the pressure.
Pretty sure that would alleviate the pressure.
I think Apple Music should consider adding more “mood” playlists.. hangry? Grumpy? Emotionally detached?
December 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I think Apple Music should consider adding more “mood” playlists.. hangry? Grumpy? Emotionally detached?
I forgot what a banger the Mortal Kombat song was.
December 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I forgot what a banger the Mortal Kombat song was.
I just paid my first semester of tuition.. here we go!
a bald man with glasses and a tie is sitting in front of a computer and says this better not awaken anything in me
ALT: a bald man with glasses and a tie is sitting in front of a computer and says this better not awaken anything in me
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December 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I just paid my first semester of tuition.. here we go!