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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 17d

Aaahhh thank you do much!!

Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 17d

You just get off to giving YQY the hardest time LMAO

The real doom flag for YQY is Uli.

a birthday card with a cake and candles wishing you a very happy birthday may all your dreams come true

Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 17d

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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 18d

to condense in the wrong head!

He was instead using every ounce of will remaining to keep back an embarrassing whimper as he failed to stop his traitorus hips from rocking back towards his shizun's considerable warmth.

Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 18d

Maybe... maybe he ought to inquire about permission to visit QCP amd ask his Mu shishu for permission to review their library for any aids in this particular anatomy challenging skill set!

At least, that is what he would have thought uf every once of brain power wasn't making a very determined rush

Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 18d

Stifled without more hands on help from another.

His shizun must have been terribly concerned to be going so far as to ibstruct him PERSONALLY through the steps of dual cultivation!

But shizun! Truly! This disciple understands now! Thank you but there is no need to make yourself go so far!

Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 18d

and was FINALLY catching on.

Of course it would be a secret technique which required strict and strenuous working up to seeing any clear progress he was familiar with. But things of this nature was natural to discuss with trusted and close cultivators at a point where one may find their progress

Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 18d

(Hehehe 😊)

There was more to the sensation, than the terrible awkward slickness, and the admitted discomfort of his puckered opening tugging with the drag of something warm and far more solid and THICK. Thicker than even two of his fingers combined!

By now- SY was embarrassed by his incompetence

Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 18d

Until... "Show this Master then what you've learned. It is time for this one to examine you."

Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 18d

his shizun was even more strict than during the earliest sword form lessons!

"Show this master how far your finger went before it was too much," later became "Tell this master, how many fingers were you able to add this time?"

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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 18d

routine of ""stretches"" whilst using the newly crafted oil and learning new techniques in breathing methods. No matter how badly it made him blush and stammer when told-- and then ASKED ABOUT not just if but HOW he followed through!

When it escalated to the point of adding fingers within himself-

Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 18d

was granted the mind boggling and infinitely embarrassing task of seeking out some indecent flowers to extract and process into a highly concentrated and qi treated oil, that SY did exactly as he'd been told.

Following that what else could SY do besides obediently take on the absurd new nightly

a sympathy card with white flowers and the words sincerest sympathy for you and your family

Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 18d

yet required.

Now- oh now SY's certainly going to be learning a great deal of very secret and personal techniques. Developed by his shizun himself- specifically for this disciple.

Certainly SY will be understanding of his Shizun's care and investments in his progress.

It was only natural when SY

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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 18d

of his shizun in guiding the new youths.

But LBH would never permit him to leave. As such he never permitted this particular disciple to ""graduate"" from his studies either.

No- instead there were always some little secrets which needed to be taught yet. Or perhaps tweaking in his cultivation

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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 18d

Shizun BH who gives his truthfully near to become Hall Master for how his most beloveded pupil had far surpassed his curriculum and was beyobd the age of being sent back out into the world as a rogue wanderer- or to take up mantle as a Hall Master in rights to focus his talents and aid the efforts

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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 18d

Oh Stamps I am so sorry for your loss 🫂

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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 18d

FEEL BETTER SOON!

Gotta quit being allergic to so much demonic affections I guess.

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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 19d

The system baits him with 'super secret exclusive item!' And shen he buys it the bidet just mocks him

Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 19d

a cartoon character says i 'm gonna hug him and kiss him and never let him go ..

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Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 19d

HE'S THE BEST BOY I LOVE HIMS SO MUCH AAAAHHHHHH

Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 19d

I am so sorry to hear this Uli!! 😭 I hope someone answers you soon.

Do you have an option to send a wellness check out? I've heard it will work across state lines if you mention you are calling for a check on someone in a different location in the US.

Counterfeit Jade @counterfeitjade.bsky.social · 19d

Once SY was done suffering that hell- SQH would have 2 bidets 😂