Emory's doing... something 🌻🍉
@coyoteface.bsky.social
I just go by Em (mostly)
🌈⚧️ they/he, tragically 🇺🇸
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I am deeply flawed and just want to be a good person, and also I love my cats so much.
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Слава Україні! 🇺🇦
Free Palestine! 🇵🇸
🌈⚧️ they/he, tragically 🇺🇸
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I am deeply flawed and just want to be a good person, and also I love my cats so much.
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Слава Україні! 🇺🇦
Free Palestine! 🇵🇸
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Hello. Here's an intro I guess.
I post about random life complaints and concerns that may or may not be very serious, my cats including other animals (both extant/extinct), ufology, politics, video james, and other stuff.
I think The Greys are cute and I'll kiss them if they're down.
I post about random life complaints and concerns that may or may not be very serious, my cats including other animals (both extant/extinct), ufology, politics, video james, and other stuff.
I think The Greys are cute and I'll kiss them if they're down.
My stomach hates me and for good reason
November 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
My stomach hates me and for good reason
I just want to go home.
November 18, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I just want to go home.
Boy oh boy I wish I didn't exist
November 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Boy oh boy I wish I didn't exist
I do hope that there is still that chance that we can just stress some of them out until they bite it but y'know, wishful thinking.
November 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I do hope that there is still that chance that we can just stress some of them out until they bite it but y'know, wishful thinking.
Reposted by Emory's doing... something 🌻🍉
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
Anxiety makes me so fucking stupid, dude.
November 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Anxiety makes me so fucking stupid, dude.
I'm definitely starting to delaminate today
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I'm definitely starting to delaminate today
Starting to get obsessed with my credit score but mostly out of fear, waaaah
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Starting to get obsessed with my credit score but mostly out of fear, waaaah
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ y'know?
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ y'know?
I CAN FEEL THE ITCH IN THE NUMB SIDE OF MY NOSE BUT I CANNOT FEEL ME SCRATCHING IT PLEASE KILL ME LMFAO
November 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I CAN FEEL THE ITCH IN THE NUMB SIDE OF MY NOSE BUT I CANNOT FEEL ME SCRATCHING IT PLEASE KILL ME LMFAO
Like yeah, the pain isn't fun, but needles in the mouth freak me out so bad, I just got numbed for fillings in a few minutes and I am absolutely vibrating uncontrollably. At this point it's both funny and obnoxious.
November 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Like yeah, the pain isn't fun, but needles in the mouth freak me out so bad, I just got numbed for fillings in a few minutes and I am absolutely vibrating uncontrollably. At this point it's both funny and obnoxious.
Dude we are so fucked as a species right now.
Yes, I did just read more AI news.
Yes, I did just read more AI news.
November 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Dude we are so fucked as a species right now.
Yes, I did just read more AI news.
Yes, I did just read more AI news.
Fuck yeah dude, some good news today.
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Fuck yeah dude, some good news today.
Need a big tube to get in so someone can push me down a huge hill until I smack my skull against the sides a generous number of times, figure that might help
October 31, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Need a big tube to get in so someone can push me down a huge hill until I smack my skull against the sides a generous number of times, figure that might help
I don't even see how this is going to hit home with the big Southern base. I'm Appalachian, and if you know your extended family, everyone is some Aunt This or Uncle That or Cousin Blank, etc. Exact relationship never matters unless you're actively discussing specifics lol. Very confusing at times.
October 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I don't even see how this is going to hit home with the big Southern base. I'm Appalachian, and if you know your extended family, everyone is some Aunt This or Uncle That or Cousin Blank, etc. Exact relationship never matters unless you're actively discussing specifics lol. Very confusing at times.
I never want to go to the dentist again and all I've heard so far is the cost.
Well, and had the most poorly designed contraption forced into my mouth while a woman sighed and repeated "just bite down" in spite of the fact that it was taller than my closed mouth and actively cutting me... So...
Well, and had the most poorly designed contraption forced into my mouth while a woman sighed and repeated "just bite down" in spite of the fact that it was taller than my closed mouth and actively cutting me... So...
October 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I never want to go to the dentist again and all I've heard so far is the cost.
Well, and had the most poorly designed contraption forced into my mouth while a woman sighed and repeated "just bite down" in spite of the fact that it was taller than my closed mouth and actively cutting me... So...
Well, and had the most poorly designed contraption forced into my mouth while a woman sighed and repeated "just bite down" in spite of the fact that it was taller than my closed mouth and actively cutting me... So...
Broken finger, broken tooth, bruised my other hand pretty bad, back all fucked up, knees all fucked up, I feel like I'm made of porcelain, dude, yowza
October 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Broken finger, broken tooth, bruised my other hand pretty bad, back all fucked up, knees all fucked up, I feel like I'm made of porcelain, dude, yowza
Also, Taylor Swift is a weird running joke between my friends and I, namely when one of my work friends runs to find me and points at the ceiling and either says or mouths "Taylor Swift," or just points, because I have a disorder where I can't recognize her, specifically, and she must let me know
October 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Also, Taylor Swift is a weird running joke between my friends and I, namely when one of my work friends runs to find me and points at the ceiling and either says or mouths "Taylor Swift," or just points, because I have a disorder where I can't recognize her, specifically, and she must let me know
Not that I've helped it out of intermittent curiosity, but my algorithm is intent on showing me Swifty drama and... idk, worshipposting? And like man, not to harsh the buzz or anything but damn, as someone very interested in cults... very interesting cult. Y'all just keep doing... that, I guess.
October 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Not that I've helped it out of intermittent curiosity, but my algorithm is intent on showing me Swifty drama and... idk, worshipposting? And like man, not to harsh the buzz or anything but damn, as someone very interested in cults... very interesting cult. Y'all just keep doing... that, I guess.
It seems like every couple of years I get another "Well, Michaels is in some trouble again, you could maybe get like ten dollars out of it, you wanna?" letter...
October 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
It seems like every couple of years I get another "Well, Michaels is in some trouble again, you could maybe get like ten dollars out of it, you wanna?" letter...
Wait hold on.
October 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Wait hold on.
"Otherwise there's no other reason to be good." This has been an argument I have heard all my life from Christians, even my father when he converted in my teen years. I cannot for a second understand that line of thought, and though I know Trump certainly doesn't have a Christian perspective,
October 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
"Otherwise there's no other reason to be good." This has been an argument I have heard all my life from Christians, even my father when he converted in my teen years. I cannot for a second understand that line of thought, and though I know Trump certainly doesn't have a Christian perspective,
Had an energy drink and it has absolutely wrecked me, I feel awful, and tired, on top of it. I'm like Jordan Peterson with apple cider.
October 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Had an energy drink and it has absolutely wrecked me, I feel awful, and tired, on top of it. I'm like Jordan Peterson with apple cider.
Bryn keeps stepping on me and her beans are SO cold
October 7, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Bryn keeps stepping on me and her beans are SO cold
Me, lying in bed, still doomscrolling but pretending like I'm about to try to sleep: okay but what if I DID make that pasta
October 7, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Me, lying in bed, still doomscrolling but pretending like I'm about to try to sleep: okay but what if I DID make that pasta