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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · Sep 14

(( i quote him all the fucking time even till this day. i thought he died lol ))

KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · Sep 13

((👍

KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · Sep 13

((ur characters are so cool. . . i always have to give my sprites eyebrows unless they have bangs that cover that area.

but your designs dont even need em it looks amazing /pos

KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · Sep 13

++ your skeletal structure.]

KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · Sep 13

[Literally recoiling from the sound of an unknown voice in your hive, you spin around, also cracking your spine in the process. A groan of relief and yet confusion escapes.]

WHO IN THE FUCK-- HOW DID YOU GET HERE? WHO ARE YOU?!

[Your body starts to glow, like you snapped a glowstick instead of ++

enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · Sep 13

[literally manifesting out of nowhere not too far off behind him] 𝗪𝗛𝗬 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗖𝗥𝗨𝗡𝗖𝗛 𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗮𝗔𝗧?!

ChaAat, I caAan’t tell if I interrupted aAa cutscene or aAa resurrection... Bro just snaAap craAackled aAand popped his skeleton.

KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · Sep 13

>KARKAT: Return to the land of the living.

[You really passed the fuck out for a few days there, huh, champ? You drink too much blood and become engorged to the point of hibernation? You groan as you force yourself up, rolling your neck with a sickening crack.]

GUH...

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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · Sep 7

{PINNED POST}

Roleplay account for Ifreya Candet, (cyan) 'mutant' blood sea dweller turned puppy girl.

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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · Sep 6

[You still have to explain to Eridan what happened. Ugh. You can't imagine who he'll tell, yet you still wanted to keep it a secret for as long as you can...]

KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · Sep 6

(( is chewed up like gum... :( /silly

KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · Sep 6

[You're not about to say you miss how Alternia was before everything went down, but you're only a little homesick, that's all. You miss when Sgrub didn't mean the world was ending, you missed all the dynamics shared between you and 11 other fuckheads.]

>KARKAT: Continue on, for their sakes.

KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · Sep 6

[Hell, everyone, even. Everyone who didn't make it, that is. Equius, Feferi, Eridan, even. It feels almost cruel that out of all those lives, you're the one still gliding through the sands of time as they flood into the lower half of an hourglass.]

>KARKAT: Think about the semi-better times.

KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · Sep 6

>KARKAT: ???

[You're just sitting comfortably, blanket over your lap and watching the rain hit the window. Your thoughts have a strange, appallingly annoying way of morphing into fuel for the anxiety and depression fires. You wonder if Nepeta is happy, wherever she is.]

KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · Sep 6

bsky.app/profile/gild...

what the fuck i didn't drop the acc ))

bsky.app

KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · Sep 6

(( drops an oc and runs away ))

KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · Sep 6

(( materializes

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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · Sep 6

I'M NOT A PERVERT FOR NOT KNOWING THERE IS A FOOD ALSO CALLED NUTS YOU FUCKING MAGGOTGULPING FUCKSTICK.

[You huff, grumpy as per usual. Licking your teeth behind your closed mouth, you give Dave a sour look.]

WHY WOULD THEY BE CALLED THE SAME THING, ANYWAY?

𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲. @mccoolest.bsky.social · Sep 6

> Dave: Raise a dramatic judgmental brow.

for your information pervert i meant nuts as in peanuts the food

[ You take a glance at that trashcan.. you have questions, but best not to ask right now in the open.]

KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · Sep 6

NUTS? ISN'T THAT SLANG FOR HUMAN SHAMEGLOBES?

[ Emptying out your "juice"-box into your mouth, you crush it and toss it into a nearby red trashcan. You know, the one for...biohazardous material. Such as blood.]

KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · Sep 6

NUTS? ISN'T THAT SLANG FOR HUMAN SHAMEGLOBES?

[ Emptying out your "juice"-box into your mouth, you crush it and toss it into a nearby red trashcan. You know, the one for...biohazardous material. Such as blood.]

𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲. @mccoolest.bsky.social · Sep 6

...

nnnnooooo

[Yes you fucking did.]

its not shitty its got uh

nuts in it

KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · Sep 4

DID YOU JUST DROP THAT CLICHE CATCHPHRASE FOR THAT SHITTY EARTH CANDY?

[You don't want to show Dave any emotion other than crabbiness, which is weird because you're just pushing him away when all your pump biscuit wants to do is let him in.]

KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · Sep 4

bsky.app/profile/rust...

okay. im going to bed now. gnight!!! have an aradia ))

bsky.app

KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · Sep 4

(( fair enough,,, and plus i still have to learn my program + how to do certain stuff art/drawing wise so i dont even think im ready yet lol ))

KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · Sep 4

(( chat do i make an aradia

KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · Sep 4

(( i am unfortunately an artist with a perfection complex and i've been so demotivated to draw lately that it'd be kinda hard to pick up and try again (i took a college course from it and absolutely beefed it just failed so hard)

but i appreciate it, and am incredibly impressed w/ ur work! /gen

KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · Sep 4

(( THIS SLAPS HARDER THAN CALIFORNIA RENTING COSTS OH MAN I WISH I COULD ANIMATE ORU3O4EWIR[IEWRIO3[PEJRI3W /posi

𝔼𝕣𝕚𝕕𝕒𝕟 𝔸𝕞𝕡𝕠𝕣𝕒 @caligulasaquariunn.bsky.social · Sep 4

[ Hearing Karkat start to chase behind you activated the sort of prey instinct Eridan used to see in the lusi he hunted, suddenly causing adrenaline to course through his veins and book it faster ]

KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · Sep 4

ERIDAN! I CAN EXPLAIN!

[You'd roar, not realizing how predatory you were coming off right now. You scramble behind him, the taste of shitty troll blood all over your mouth, and by god, it sucks bad. You were not made for running. not these days...]