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𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲.

@mccoolest.bsky.social

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𝗧𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝘂𝘀, 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗲 𝗕𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗵𝘆𝗺𝗲 𝖧𝖾/𝖧𝗂𝗆 ✦ 𝖨𝗇𝖽𝗂𝖾-𝗉𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗒𝖺𝗅 ✦ 𝗆𝖽𝗇𝗂 & 𝗍𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗈 𝖽𝗇𝗂 ✦ 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖼𝗐 : +𝟣𝟪 — 𝗈𝖼𝖼𝖺𝗌𝗂𝗈𝗇𝖺𝗅 𝗌𝗎𝗀𝗀𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗇𝗌𝖿𝗐 ✦ 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗼𝗸𝘆❥ 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆/𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺 ✦ 𝗶𝗰𝗼𝗻 + 𝗽𝗶𝗻: 𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐲

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𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲. @mccoolest.bsky.social · Sep 2

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𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲. @mccoolest.bsky.social · 14d

spooky❥

hiiii i didnt abandon dave or gamzee i just had health issues & now work issues :< ive been working on my other accs and these two will be done soon too

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𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲. @mccoolest.bsky.social · 14d

spooky❥

hiiii i didnt abandon dave or gamzee i just had health issues & now work issues :< ive been working on my other accs and these two will be done soon too

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𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲. @mccoolest.bsky.social · Sep 13

fumbling at it!]

> Dave: Cup those cheeks.

[ You reach up, cupping Karkats face in your hands. You're kind of lousy at this.. but you dont really mind that, or mind the trolls teeth either.]

𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲. @mccoolest.bsky.social · Sep 13

[ Holy shit you're actually really bad at this! For some romantic gesture.. you're kind of clumsy and awkward about it. If you came in any faster towards Karkats face, it would be a slamming headbutt but no— you're holding your breath and pressing lips against lips.

All that talk and you're

🦀 ── 𝓚𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐀𝐓. @mutantblooded.bsky.social · Sep 6

[ A sound escapes you, muffled by his mouth atop your own, and you refuse to ruin this — any of this, being so very mindful of your teeth. For the love of god, mind your teeth. ]

𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲. @mccoolest.bsky.social · Sep 6

> Dave: Act surprised!

what the helly..

COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · Sep 6

I'M GOINE STONE YOUR PELT IF YOU DONT SHUT THE FUCK UP, DAVE

𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲. @mccoolest.bsky.social · Sep 6

oh but when i say this i get pelted with stones

𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲. @mccoolest.bsky.social · Sep 6

spooky❥

WAIT WEST DONT LOOK IM HOMESTUCKING

𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲. @mccoolest.bsky.social · Sep 6

> Dave: Raise a dramatic judgmental brow.

for your information pervert i meant nuts as in peanuts the food

[ You take a glance at that trashcan.. you have questions, but best not to ask right now in the open.]

KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · Sep 6

NUTS? ISN'T THAT SLANG FOR HUMAN SHAMEGLOBES?

[ Emptying out your "juice"-box into your mouth, you crush it and toss it into a nearby red trashcan. You know, the one for...biohazardous material. Such as blood.]

𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲. @mccoolest.bsky.social · Sep 6

...

nnnnooooo

[Yes you fucking did.]

its not shitty its got uh

nuts in it

𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲. @mccoolest.bsky.social · Sep 6

got it right okay

so saying i would eat a bug is a literal thing

sort of

kind of an innuendo kind of cannibalism

Glayco. @theoutcaste.bsky.social · Sep 4

Definitely both. Deeply sick planet, Alternia was.

Yeahhh.. gotta be careful who you ask for some bugs man. There are some real freaks out there.

𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲. @mccoolest.bsky.social · Sep 4

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im not sure if i should be fucking impressed or appalled or a mix of both

i take back what i said about eating bugs

kind of

okay well context matters

𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲. @mccoolest.bsky.social · Sep 6

...

nnnnooooo

[Yes you fucking did.]

its not shitty its got uh

nuts in it

KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · Sep 4

DID YOU JUST DROP THAT CLICHE CATCHPHRASE FOR THAT SHITTY EARTH CANDY?

[You don't want to show Dave any emotion other than crabbiness, which is weird because you're just pushing him away when all your pump biscuit wants to do is let him in.]

𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲. @mccoolest.bsky.social · Sep 4

im hear to talk about eating bugs not eating bulges gosh man

[ You sigh dramatically for extra emphasis.]

okay i get it youre not you when youre hungry

𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲. @mccoolest.bsky.social · Sep 6

suggests; pressing your lips against his in a quick and almost clumsy manner.

You've built it up so much in your head over the years that you nearly knocked your head into his. Very smooth!]

𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲. @mccoolest.bsky.social · Sep 6

[ You ignore any of Karkats remarks, entirely tuned in on the task at hand. You are a paragon of focus.

You stare at him only briefly, no longer behind those shades but through those lashes in full, undulled color.]

> Dave: Kiss him already, idiot.

[ You do just as that little voice in your head

🦀 ── 𝓚𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐀𝐓. @mutantblooded.bsky.social · Sep 4

> Karkat: KISS. THAT. BOY.

𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲. @mccoolest.bsky.social · Sep 6

spooky❥

i got busy and didnt work on dave or gamzee more but ill at least be a silly little guy for a bit

𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲. @mccoolest.bsky.social · Sep 6

oh but when i say this i get pelted with stones

COMMANDER KARKAT @vantasspeaks.bsky.social · Sep 6

TELL THE OTHER KARKATS TO COME BACK MY BACK IS HURTING FROM CARRYING ALL THIS 𝗩𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗔𝗦𝗦

[Satire.]
[Give me a second I have to make DRAFTS AHHAHA]

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AJAXIN MOLORE! @gildeddraconic.bsky.social · Sep 6

Your name is AJAXIN MOLORE, and today? Today's going to be a GREAT day.
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-literate homestuck fantroll.
-homestuckrp / multiships with chemistry in diff timelines.
-n/sfw & MDNI, 18+ only.
-penned by shiloh / g.

#HOMESTUCKRP // #OCRP

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𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲. @mccoolest.bsky.social · Sep 6

yo' momma

𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲. @mccoolest.bsky.social · Sep 4

spooky❥

okay okay sleeping for real this time i just wanted dave to say whiteboy Wednesday

𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲. @mccoolest.bsky.social · Sep 4

spooky❥

FUCKINF WHAT

𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲. @mccoolest.bsky.social · Sep 4

ooooooooooo youre getting the urge to write disstracks ooooooo you want to say things like skibidi ooooo

🪐 — JADE .ᐟ @harley.being.dog · Sep 4

oh god no please

𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲. @mccoolest.bsky.social · Sep 4

we're morphing

𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲. @mccoolest.bsky.social · Sep 4

we're morphing

🪐 — JADE .ᐟ @harley.being.dog · Sep 4

can i stop being white now its only a matter of time until im blonde

𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲. @mccoolest.bsky.social · Sep 4

spooky❥

it came to me so fast i posted without thinking

𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲. @mccoolest.bsky.social · Sep 4

spooky❥

that may have been a little morbid im so sorry

𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲. @mccoolest.bsky.social · Sep 4

youre telling me a shrimp wrote this note

M-E-ENA)( 🔱 @2x3dentkind.bsky.social · Sep 4

KRILL YOURS)(-ELLF

𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲. @mccoolest.bsky.social · Sep 4

white boy wednesday you say

𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲. @mccoolest.bsky.social · Sep 4

wait no

🪐 — JADE .ᐟ @harley.being.dog · Sep 4

hey guys get dave instead

𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲. @mccoolest.bsky.social · Sep 4

white boy wednesday you say

𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲. @mccoolest.bsky.social · Sep 4

white boy wednesday you say

𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲. @mccoolest.bsky.social · Sep 4

whats wrong with clown nipples