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Craig Patton
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Jersey Shore. Go Birds.
As a non-parent, this was a pretty eye opening watch.
How Youth Sports Stopped Being About Kids
YouTube video by Joon Lee
www.youtube.com
February 17, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I would like a million more episodes please and thank you.
February 13, 2026 at 10:04 PM
And this is supposed to make me not like her?
I’m Analilia Mejia and I approve this message.
February 8, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Lock this bum up. Sell the team you bitch.
The Sixers owner shows up scores of times in emails released Friday by the U.S. Department of Justice, covering a period after Epstein's conviction for solicitation of sex with a minor.
New Epstein files show years of email exchanges with Sixers co-owner Josh Harris
www.inquirer.com
February 4, 2026 at 11:33 PM
I think we all need to wear our favorite Philly sports bootleg t-shirts to honor him.
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Dan McQuade, 1983–2026 | Defector
Dan McQuade, our friend and colleague, died this week at the age of 43. He is survived by his wife and young son. At the end of 2024, Dan was diagnosed with neuroendocrine cancer. The news of his diag...
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January 29, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I feel like these two teams winning was the worst outcome.
January 26, 2026 at 2:53 AM
My house smells of fresh baked focaccia and chicken soup.
January 25, 2026 at 8:44 PM
The Second Amendment people are awfuly fucking quiet these days.
January 24, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I really need these snow totals to start going down. For the past few winters, I've told my wife things like "That's a project for like a snow day" and I it just didn't snow so just never did it. Now this storm looks bad and I got a pile of projects I don't wanna do. Help me Jebus!
January 23, 2026 at 7:37 PM
This Eagles team hasn't been fun to watch all year. It ended just as I thought it would.
January 12, 2026 at 12:48 AM
My Favorite Albums of 2025 (Because I was away and forgot to post this a week ago)

1. Young Gun Silver Fox - Pleasure
2. Wednesday - Bleeds
3. Die Spitz - Something To Consume
4. Catbite - Doom Garden
5. Turnstile - Never Enough
January 4, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Headed back to NJ in the morning so we can stop with all this snow bullshit now.
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 AM
A little Christmas Eve fire pit action.
December 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It's Bo Time!
December 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Drinking a pint and crushing a spice bag before the Murray Hill show.
December 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
First Sirens game of the season!
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Fuck yes Gotham!!!!
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
This kid in the seat in front of me is at his first Flyers game and he is definitely learning some new words. It's going to be a interesting day at school for him and his classmates tomorrow.
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
It's so damn hot in here. Pants were a bad (but required) choice.
November 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
How the fuck did Gotham pull that off? Go Bats baby!!!!
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Reposted by Craig Patton
mayor zohran sir please immediately dispatch the boppers, gramercy riffs, turnbull ac's, hi-hats, electric eliminators, rogues, lizzies, orphans, punks and warriors to chicago to join the fight against ice
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Kinda funny how much time and effort my wife and I put into getting Real ID's for a trip we're not even going on now. Well at least my license has a star for almost no reason.
November 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
This game is trying to kill people. I'm very happy I can just watch and enjoy this.
November 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
After every inning I'm like "I should go to bed" and yet here I am.
October 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM