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Craig Patton
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Jersey Shore. Go Birds.
A little Christmas Eve fire pit action.
December 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It's Bo Time!
December 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Drinking a pint and crushing a spice bag before the Murray Hill show.
December 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
First Sirens game of the season!
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Fuck yes Gotham!!!!
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
This kid in the seat in front of me is at his first Flyers game and he is definitely learning some new words. It's going to be a interesting day at school for him and his classmates tomorrow.
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
It's so damn hot in here. Pants were a bad (but required) choice.
November 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
How the fuck did Gotham pull that off? Go Bats baby!!!!
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Reposted by Craig Patton
mayor zohran sir please immediately dispatch the boppers, gramercy riffs, turnbull ac's, hi-hats, electric eliminators, rogues, lizzies, orphans, punks and warriors to chicago to join the fight against ice
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Kinda funny how much time and effort my wife and I put into getting Real ID's for a trip we're not even going on now. Well at least my license has a star for almost no reason.
November 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
This game is trying to kill people. I'm very happy I can just watch and enjoy this.
November 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
After every inning I'm like "I should go to bed" and yet here I am.
October 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
My car breaking down in the middle of the Cross Bronx Expressway was not on my list of things for today. Oh well. Time to coach Derby.
October 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I miss old Wawa.
October 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
"I spent hours this weekend looking at the pictures of those naked bikers. Do you know how many men's asses I've seen this week? I mean, some of them, you wonder, is it the gym or genetics? We ought to study it. I'm sorry, what was your question again? I'm so distracted at the moment" - Mike Johnson
U.S. House Speaker calls Portland naked bike ride ‘most threatening thing I’ve seen yet’
"The most threatening thing I’ve seen yet was the naked bicyclers in Portland who were protesting ICE down there," said U.S. Speaker of the House Mike Johnson Tuesday.
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October 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Reggie and the Full Effect on SNF!
October 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I love that J. P. Crawford was the winning run. I remember him playing Low A Ball for the Lakewood Blueclaws in what feels like a million years ago.
October 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
This game is nuts.
October 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Well I'm not having any fun tonight. The Phillies choked, the Eagles look lost, and the Flyers Flyered.
October 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I think I speak for all of us when I say I think we've all seen enough of Kevin Heart.
October 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The internet can be a terrible place, but sometimes it's silly in the best ways possible.
Can You Throw A Baseball From CN Tower To 3rd Base In Rogers Centre?
YouTube video by SPORTSNET
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October 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
This is a practice game on a Wednesday night. #philles
From the phillies community on Reddit: Duran entering to face the Phillies
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October 2, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I'm super excited about Bad Bunny being the Super Bowl Halftime show. Gun to my head I couldn't name a single Bad Bunny song but he's going to piss off a ton of terrible people and that bring me emense joy.
September 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
"Is that The Kid Fucking Mero?"

- My wife 5 beers deep at the Gotham FC game

@thekidmero.bsky.social
September 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM