Craig Vitter
@craigvitter.bsky.social
Husband, father of three daughters, photographer (www.vitter.com), terrible guitar and piano player... every one of my posts is bound to have a typo. Apologies in advance. (he/him)
No one adds a trillion dollars of value to a company. Or a billion.
The Tesla board is as bad as the Republican Party.
The Tesla board is as bad as the Republican Party.
The world’s richest man was just handed a chance to become history’s first trillionaire. Elon Musk won a shareholder vote on Thursday that would give the Tesla CEO stock worth $1 trillion if he hits certain performance targets over the next decade.
Musk could become history's first trillionaire as Tesla shareholders approve giant pay package
The world’s richest man was just handed a chance to become history’s first trillionaire. Elon Musk won a shareholder vote on Thursday that would give the Tesla CEO stock worth $1 trillion if he hits certain performance targets over the next decade.
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November 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
No one adds a trillion dollars of value to a company. Or a billion.
The Tesla board is as bad as the Republican Party.
The Tesla board is as bad as the Republican Party.
BREAKING: A man who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington, D.C., is found not guilty of assault.
Man who threw sandwich at federal agent in Washington is found not guilty of assault charge
A former Justice Department employee who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during President Donald Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington has been found not guilty of assault.
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November 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
It’s too bad @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social isn’t eligible to be president. After the way he campaigned for mayor of NYC I’d vote for him.
I think the party could learn a lot from this result. I’m afraid they won’t.
#ILoveNewYork
I think the party could learn a lot from this result. I’m afraid they won’t.
#ILoveNewYork
November 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It’s too bad @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social isn’t eligible to be president. After the way he campaigned for mayor of NYC I’d vote for him.
I think the party could learn a lot from this result. I’m afraid they won’t.
#ILoveNewYork
I think the party could learn a lot from this result. I’m afraid they won’t.
#ILoveNewYork
What a beautiful fall morning in Virginia.
Democrats sweep state wide offices.
Republicans... well, you Winsome and you lose some. (Sorry had to do it.)
#FuckTrump
Democrats sweep state wide offices.
Republicans... well, you Winsome and you lose some. (Sorry had to do it.)
#FuckTrump
November 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
What a beautiful fall morning in Virginia.
Democrats sweep state wide offices.
Republicans... well, you Winsome and you lose some. (Sorry had to do it.)
#FuckTrump
Democrats sweep state wide offices.
Republicans... well, you Winsome and you lose some. (Sorry had to do it.)
#FuckTrump
I voted - again.
It feels like we are voting every other month here in Virginia but it is worth it if we can boot more MAGA losers out of office and regain some sanity at least at the state level.
Here's hoping for a blue wave today and during the midterms next year.
#Vote
It feels like we are voting every other month here in Virginia but it is worth it if we can boot more MAGA losers out of office and regain some sanity at least at the state level.
Here's hoping for a blue wave today and during the midterms next year.
#Vote
November 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I voted - again.
It feels like we are voting every other month here in Virginia but it is worth it if we can boot more MAGA losers out of office and regain some sanity at least at the state level.
Here's hoping for a blue wave today and during the midterms next year.
#Vote
It feels like we are voting every other month here in Virginia but it is worth it if we can boot more MAGA losers out of office and regain some sanity at least at the state level.
Here's hoping for a blue wave today and during the midterms next year.
#Vote
October 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
October 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Damn, we are actually at the stage where a billionaire can build a robot army and... what the hell is Elon going to do with his robot army?
#FuckMusk
#FuckMusk
October 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Damn, we are actually at the stage where a billionaire can build a robot army and... what the hell is Elon going to do with his robot army?
#FuckMusk
#FuckMusk
Question: what does it take for you to give an Uber driver less than 5 stars?
October 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Question: what does it take for you to give an Uber driver less than 5 stars?
October 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
October 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
October 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
October 2, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Wore this new shirt today. A lot of folks liked it but some gave me dirty looks. If you don’t like my shirt I kind of hope it ruins your day.
#Woke
#Woke
October 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Wore this new shirt today. A lot of folks liked it but some gave me dirty looks. If you don’t like my shirt I kind of hope it ruins your day.
#Woke
#Woke
September 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
September 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Who knew escalators were such a threat to the president?
Maybe the Secret Service should have him use stairs for his safety?
#EscalatorsForTheWin
#FuckTrump
Maybe the Secret Service should have him use stairs for his safety?
#EscalatorsForTheWin
#FuckTrump
September 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Who knew escalators were such a threat to the president?
Maybe the Secret Service should have him use stairs for his safety?
#EscalatorsForTheWin
#FuckTrump
Maybe the Secret Service should have him use stairs for his safety?
#EscalatorsForTheWin
#FuckTrump
Reposted by Craig Vitter
I’ve been thinking about this for a few days. The “joke” is that we are murdering people with so little oversight that merely fishing anywhere in that part of the globe could get you killed. Which may be happening to fishermen right now! This clip should be played at The Hague in his trial.
Vance on Trump's strikes on boats: "I wouldn't go fishing right now in that area of the world."
September 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I’ve been thinking about this for a few days. The “joke” is that we are murdering people with so little oversight that merely fishing anywhere in that part of the globe could get you killed. Which may be happening to fishermen right now! This clip should be played at The Hague in his trial.
September 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
September 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Labu-what?
I bought this cool critter in a toy shop in Amsterdam last year just because I thought it was awesome.
I’d never heard of Labubu until a few weeks ago. Does that mean I am cool?
#Labubu
I bought this cool critter in a toy shop in Amsterdam last year just because I thought it was awesome.
I’d never heard of Labubu until a few weeks ago. Does that mean I am cool?
#Labubu
September 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Labu-what?
I bought this cool critter in a toy shop in Amsterdam last year just because I thought it was awesome.
I’d never heard of Labubu until a few weeks ago. Does that mean I am cool?
#Labubu
I bought this cool critter in a toy shop in Amsterdam last year just because I thought it was awesome.
I’d never heard of Labubu until a few weeks ago. Does that mean I am cool?
#Labubu
Antifa = Anti-Fascist.
I know I am old but when I was kid we were taught that being American meant also being anti-fascist.
When did that change?
#Antifa #IAmAntifa #NoKings #FuckTrump
I know I am old but when I was kid we were taught that being American meant also being anti-fascist.
When did that change?
#Antifa #IAmAntifa #NoKings #FuckTrump
September 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Antifa = Anti-Fascist.
I know I am old but when I was kid we were taught that being American meant also being anti-fascist.
When did that change?
#Antifa #IAmAntifa #NoKings #FuckTrump
I know I am old but when I was kid we were taught that being American meant also being anti-fascist.
When did that change?
#Antifa #IAmAntifa #NoKings #FuckTrump
September 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM