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Craig Vitter
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Husband, father of three daughters, photographer (www.vitter.com), terrible guitar and piano player... every one of my posts is bound to have a typo. Apologies in advance. (he/him)
No one adds a trillion dollars of value to a company. Or a billion.

The Tesla board is as bad as the Republican Party.
The world’s richest man was just handed a chance to become history’s first trillionaire. Elon Musk won a shareholder vote on Thursday that would give the Tesla CEO stock worth $1 trillion if he hits certain performance targets over the next decade.
Musk could become history's first trillionaire as Tesla shareholders approve giant pay package
The world’s richest man was just handed a chance to become history’s first trillionaire. Elon Musk won a shareholder vote on Thursday that would give the Tesla CEO stock worth $1 trillion if he hits certain performance targets over the next decade.
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November 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Free the sandwich and arm the people!

#FuckICE and #FuckTrump
November 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
It’s too bad @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social isn’t eligible to be president. After the way he campaigned for mayor of NYC I’d vote for him.

I think the party could learn a lot from this result. I’m afraid they won’t.

#ILoveNewYork
November 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
What a beautiful fall morning in Virginia.

Democrats sweep state wide offices.

Republicans... well, you Winsome and you lose some. (Sorry had to do it.)

#FuckTrump
November 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I voted - again.

It feels like we are voting every other month here in Virginia but it is worth it if we can boot more MAGA losers out of office and regain some sanity at least at the state level.

Here's hoping for a blue wave today and during the midterms next year.

#Vote
November 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Took the dogs for a nice walk this afternoon.

Went to pick up after the Pitbull and... behold a large googly eye staring back at me.

At least we have solved the mystery of who murdered my wife's stuffed owl.

#Dogs #Pitbulls
October 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
My favorite coworker until she decides it’s time to go for a walk.

#Dogs #Pitbulls
October 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Jokes are better explained.

Or so I have been told.

#IYKYK
October 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Damn, we are actually at the stage where a billionaire can build a robot army and... what the hell is Elon going to do with his robot army?

#FuckMusk
October 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Question: what does it take for you to give an Uber driver less than 5 stars?
October 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The aliens in Galaga are evolving!

#Cats #Galaga
October 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I feel fairly comfortable in predicting that the influx of AI Porn is going to be the thing that causes the earth to actually burn.

I mean, come on, who wouldn't want to sext with ChatGPT?

#Sigh #FTW
October 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
My cat is making a mockery of my plans for my day off.

#Cats
October 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Good news of the day: Trump didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize.

He must be so pissed.

Good.

#FuckTrump
October 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Our test drive ended early… ooops.

#Epcot #TestTrack
October 2, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Wore this new shirt today. A lot of folks liked it but some gave me dirty looks. If you don’t like my shirt I kind of hope it ruins your day.

#Woke
October 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
That isn’t a scream… I swear I was yawning.

#Tron #WDW
September 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Tiffany - on stage live and not in a shopping mall.

#80s
September 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Who knew escalators were such a threat to the president?

Maybe the Secret Service should have him use stairs for his safety?

#EscalatorsForTheWin
#FuckTrump
September 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Reposted by Craig Vitter
I’ve been thinking about this for a few days. The “joke” is that we are murdering people with so little oversight that merely fishing anywhere in that part of the globe could get you killed. Which may be happening to fishermen right now! This clip should be played at The Hague in his trial.
Vance on Trump's strikes on boats: "I wouldn't go fishing right now in that area of the world."
September 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Blep mode engaged.

#Cats #Blep
September 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
True art.

#Art #Nude
September 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Labu-what?

I bought this cool critter in a toy shop in Amsterdam last year just because I thought it was awesome.

I’d never heard of Labubu until a few weeks ago. Does that mean I am cool?

#Labubu
September 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Antifa = Anti-Fascist.

I know I am old but when I was kid we were taught that being American meant also being anti-fascist.

When did that change?

#Antifa #IAmAntifa #NoKings #FuckTrump
September 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Jon Stewart is a legand.

#DailyShow #JonStewart #FuckTrump
September 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM