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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘

@crankiestkong.bsky.social

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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · Jul 24

"𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳! 𝘞𝘦 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘭𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘺 𝘪𝘧 𝘸𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘺, 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘴!"

a cartoon monkey with a beard and a crown on his head is standing in front of a building .

ALT: a cartoon monkey with a beard and a crown on his head is standing in front of a building .

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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 3d

...Okay?

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 3d

Nothin' old man.

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 3d

What.

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 3d

What.

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 3d

how do you spell gorjus

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𝘾𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙮! @dksgirlfriend.bsky.social · 3d

𝗡𝗼, 𝗗𝗞, 𝗜'𝗺 𝘀𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘆. 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗺𝗲 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆! 𝗜'𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗿𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝘄𝗶𝗻 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗲𝗹𝘀𝗲, 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝘆 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀.

a cartoon of a monkey standing next to a painting of a woman

ALT: a cartoon of a monkey standing next to a painting of a woman

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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 6d

“No.”

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚 @teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · 6d

“...You gonna eat that banana?”

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 6d

a cartoon monkey with a beard and a crown on his head is standing in front of a building .

ALT: a cartoon monkey with a beard and a crown on his head is standing in front of a building .

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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · Sep 1

“Ah, don’t worry. I have rights to not be in the same game with two lizards who call themselves ‘King’.”

𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚! @diddykongsgf.bsky.social · Sep 1

“Ha ha ha... Oops.”

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · Sep 1

“...So. Some of the Kremlings and Rool, alongside the rest of the Kongs were invited to play baseball without me.”

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · Sep 1

You sure? I coulda sworn it's easy to learn...

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙂𝙊𝙉𝙕𝘼𝙇𝙀𝙎 — .ᐟ @superstarplumber.bsky.social · Sep 1

You know, the English language is probably the hardest.

It's a mess!

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · Sep 1

Maybe I do, maybe I don’t.

If only the language was that simple to learn.

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · Sep 1

“...So. Some of the Kremlings and Rool, alongside the rest of the Kongs were invited to play baseball without me.”

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · Sep 1

Maybe I do, maybe I don’t.

If only the language was that simple to learn.

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙂𝙊𝙉𝙕𝘼𝙇𝙀𝙎 — .ᐟ @superstarplumber.bsky.social · Sep 1

Seems like you need to brush up on your Italian!

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · Sep 1

...I don’t understand a single word you just said.

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · Sep 1

...I don’t understand a single word you just said.

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙂𝙊𝙉𝙕𝘼𝙇𝙀𝙎 — .ᐟ @superstarplumber.bsky.social · Sep 1

potonotunisatranataratanipitiniti!

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · Aug 23

“Interesting. That kid is going up against the Kremling’s answer to the Tiny Kong whippersnapper? This better be good.”

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𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚 @teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · Aug 23

𝙈𝙊𝙉𝙆𝙀𝙔 𝘼𝙂𝘼𝙄𝙉𝙎𝙏 𝘾𝙍𝙊𝘾

𝗔𝗺𝗶𝗴𝗮-𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝘃𝘀. 𝗞𝗮𝗹𝘆𝗽𝘀𝗼.

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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

“Hmm. Carry on, you whippersnapper.”

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

" Yeah! "

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

“Oh yeah?”

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

“Oh yeah?”

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

" What? It's just one class! "

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

“Did YOU SERIOUSLY skip out school?!”

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

“Did YOU SERIOUSLY skip out school?!”

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

" Wh— OW! "

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · Aug 16

Bonks @onecoolkong.bsky.social’s head with his stick.

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · Aug 16

Bonks @onecoolkong.bsky.social’s head with his stick.

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · Aug 16

“Probably crying in his sleep, it seems.”

ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ʙᴜᴅᴅʏ! @littlebuddykong.bsky.social · Aug 16

"I JUST GOT HERE! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE KUHROOL WAS!"

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · Aug 16

“You whippersnapper, what were you DOING while K. Rool was wondering around?!”

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · Aug 16

“You whippersnapper, what were you DOING while K. Rool was wondering around?!”

ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ʙᴜᴅᴅʏ! @littlebuddykong.bsky.social · Aug 16

"OW! What the heck was that for!?"

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · Aug 16

“Yes, sonny.”

[AGGRESSIVE BONK ON DIDDY’S HEAD.]

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · Aug 16

“Yes, sonny.”

[AGGRESSIVE BONK ON DIDDY’S HEAD.]

ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ʙᴜᴅᴅʏ! @littlebuddykong.bsky.social · Aug 16

"Cranky? You're here too? Now that's a surprise!"

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · Aug 16

“Ah, yes. Diddy Kong....”

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · Aug 16

*bonk on

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · Aug 16

So...

Tiny Kong decided to ditch school, huh. That whippersnapper. I’m going to bonk in her head for this foolishness.

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · Aug 16

“Ah, yes. Diddy Kong....”

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · Jul 27

“I hear K. Rool badmouthing me and my family.”

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · Jul 27

“We have a family tree, if you didn't know.”

╚ { 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙏𝙄𝘾𝙆𝙇𝙀 𝙈𝙊𝙉𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ } ╝ @gigglymyth.bsky.social · Jul 27

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❝ 𐌊᥆ᥒgs .ᐣ ዐ-ዐkᥲᥡ .ᐟ ፕһ᥆ᥙgһ...
ᙎһᥲ𝗍’s ძᥲ ძі𝖿𝖿ᥱrᥱᥒᥴᥱ... .ᐣ ❞
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · Jul 27

“Kongs. Get your facts straight.”

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · Jul 27

“Kongs. Get your facts straight.”

╚ { 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙏𝙄𝘾𝙆𝙇𝙀 𝙈𝙊𝙉𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ } ╝ @gigglymyth.bsky.social · Jul 27

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❝ ዐһ .ᐟ ዐһ .ᐟ ᙏ᥆ᥒkᥱᥡ 𝖿rіᥱᥒძs .ᐟ.ᐟ ❞
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