John Longnose
@crankingondahog.bsky.social
My name is John Longnose... I'm married to Lindabot.. my robowife.
Born in 2064 and tired of my marriage, not into fembots i like a little masculinity to my robots.
Lamp robotwink is the only one who gets me... Even if he's a hooker.
Born in 2064 and tired of my marriage, not into fembots i like a little masculinity to my robots.
Lamp robotwink is the only one who gets me... Even if he's a hooker.
February 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Wasn't feeling faggot enough so i wore an over the shoulder boob window sweater... Robotwink got the bow on...
February 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Wasn't feeling faggot enough so i wore an over the shoulder boob window sweater... Robotwink got the bow on...
No pictures of me and my hoe fucking... Wife nagging about some "quality time together"
January 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
No pictures of me and my hoe fucking... Wife nagging about some "quality time together"
Putting my meat in his usb port and loading him with my data call that a data transfer #robotfucker
January 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Putting my meat in his usb port and loading him with my data call that a data transfer #robotfucker
Typing on her keyboard 120 wpm till she crashes #robotfucker
January 12, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Typing on her keyboard 120 wpm till she crashes #robotfucker
One of these days I'm gonna hire 7 robohookers and get down with them like I'm a computer engineer
January 11, 2025 at 6:01 AM
One of these days I'm gonna hire 7 robohookers and get down with them like I'm a computer engineer
Objectum... Robotfucker... I dangle between the 2 labels.
Go ahead society, shame me all you want. I will fuck that lamp.
Go ahead society, shame me all you want. I will fuck that lamp.
January 10, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Objectum... Robotfucker... I dangle between the 2 labels.
Go ahead society, shame me all you want. I will fuck that lamp.
Go ahead society, shame me all you want. I will fuck that lamp.
January 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I wouldn't mind sleeping with a robohunk, a robobear or a fembot. It's just my preference is robotwinks with the big wheels on 'em. I like em shaped lil masculine.
January 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I wouldn't mind sleeping with a robohunk, a robobear or a fembot. It's just my preference is robotwinks with the big wheels on 'em. I like em shaped lil masculine.
Them wheels on robotwinks got me speeding to bed
January 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Them wheels on robotwinks got me speeding to bed
Clanking on that lamp till i error 404
#robotfucker #CLANKCLANKCLANK #art #robotsex #in2025 #canyoubelieveit
#robotfucker #CLANKCLANKCLANK #art #robotsex #in2025 #canyoubelieveit
January 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Clanking on that lamp till i error 404
#robotfucker #CLANKCLANKCLANK #art #robotsex #in2025 #canyoubelieveit
#robotfucker #CLANKCLANKCLANK #art #robotsex #in2025 #canyoubelieveit
Lamp robotwink and i... Ordered a beer and he got gasoline on the screws...
#art #robotfucker #yup #imfuckingmylamp #sigh
#art #robotfucker #yup #imfuckingmylamp #sigh
January 8, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Lamp robotwink and i... Ordered a beer and he got gasoline on the screws...
#art #robotfucker #yup #imfuckingmylamp #sigh
#art #robotfucker #yup #imfuckingmylamp #sigh
Night at the bar with my robotwink i hired for company... Sometimes all i need is a beer and to be told I'm always right... FUCK i hate my marriage...
January 8, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Night at the bar with my robotwink i hired for company... Sometimes all i need is a beer and to be told I'm always right... FUCK i hate my marriage...
Me and the robowife... And the robopug... She don't know about my robotwink affair #robotfucker #art #IFUCKTHATROBOT #CLANKCLANKCLANK #art
January 8, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Me and the robowife... And the robopug... She don't know about my robotwink affair #robotfucker #art #IFUCKTHATROBOT #CLANKCLANKCLANK #art
January 7, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I'm robogambling to spend my cryptocurrency on robohookers
January 7, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I'm robogambling to spend my cryptocurrency on robohookers
I'd fall in love with a beauty robowoman give her everything she needs and then go around the corner and make out sloppy style with my bitch lamp shaped robotwink
January 7, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I'd fall in love with a beauty robowoman give her everything she needs and then go around the corner and make out sloppy style with my bitch lamp shaped robotwink
i can't wait for the future to come so i can start dating robowomen and robotwinks
January 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
i can't wait for the future to come so i can start dating robowomen and robotwinks
2025 is the year for robotfucking I'm gonna fuck my wifi router
January 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
2025 is the year for robotfucking I'm gonna fuck my wifi router
I need to eat robopussy so bad 💔💔💔
January 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I need to eat robopussy so bad 💔💔💔
In the future when robohookers are real I'm spending my life savings on the robotwink and after the nasty robosex I'm telling it about my marriage with my robowife
January 4, 2025 at 4:02 AM
In the future when robohookers are real I'm spending my life savings on the robotwink and after the nasty robosex I'm telling it about my marriage with my robowife