John Longnose
crankingondahog.bsky.social
John Longnose
@crankingondahog.bsky.social
My name is John Longnose... I'm married to Lindabot.. my robowife.

Born in 2064 and tired of my marriage, not into fembots i like a little masculinity to my robots.

Lamp robotwink is the only one who gets me... Even if he's a hooker.
Kinda caked up on this one... #art #asstuesday #itswednesday #fuck #asswednesday
February 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Wasn't feeling faggot enough so i wore an over the shoulder boob window sweater... Robotwink got the bow on...
February 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Can't fuck my lamp in PEACE!

#robotfucker #lampfucking #art #oc
January 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Clanking on that lamp till i error 404

#robotfucker #CLANKCLANKCLANK #art #robotsex #in2025 #canyoubelieveit
January 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Lamp robotwink and i... Ordered a beer and he got gasoline on the screws...

#art #robotfucker #yup #imfuckingmylamp #sigh
January 8, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Me and the robowife... And the robopug... She don't know about my robotwink affair #robotfucker #art #IFUCKTHATROBOT #CLANKCLANKCLANK #art
January 8, 2025 at 4:21 AM
January 7, 2025 at 4:34 AM
None of you get him like i do
October 30, 2024 at 12:17 AM