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JS @cranksatori.bsky.social · 14h

just like the cat
nothing but teeth
floating mid air

JS @cranksatori.bsky.social · 15h

got a *poem that doesn't exist* in the mail from @kanshiketsu.bsky.social the other day, starting to sense a recurring theme here

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JS @cranksatori.bsky.social · 19h

oh that weird oozing thing @cranksturgeon.bsky.social posted? I tried to record something for him for that over the weekend while at my folks and somehow ended up with a blank file smdh should redo that

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JS @cranksatori.bsky.social · 1d

someone who follows me here recently messaged me through bandcamp about contributing to a comp.. accidentally deleted... can you resend if not past deadline?

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JS @cranksatori.bsky.social · 1d

Anyone else going to @rroocc.bsky.social's Lampo talk tomorrow evening?

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JS @cranksatori.bsky.social · 1d

was going to go with Venom - Possessed but the song I heard in my head when I read that is Suicidal Tendencies - Possessed

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JS @cranksatori.bsky.social · 1d

I don't frequent the betting sites, so anybody know the odds on Antifa's girlfriend being Canadian? (yeah I can't be the first to ask..)

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JS @cranksatori.bsky.social · 1d

Word is it's World Octopus Day

A pair of black coiled audio cables, each with a contact mic attached - one with a handful of short lengths of guitar string attached, one with a spiral of flexible wire soldered to the bottom

They are sitting on top of a blue tabletop with a pattern of white octopi on it

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JS @cranksatori.bsky.social · 3d

Another new DTR!

HEADBOGGLE ANVIL CHEW FOR SAND-TOOTHED EWE @headboggle.bsky.social · 3d

DTR - "I heard it from the bee's nest"

14 new tracks

PwYC

derekgedaleciatorikudorichhoush.bandcamp.com/album/i-hear...

雀蜂の巣穴から聞こえてきた I heard it from the bee's nest, by DTR

14 track album

derekgedaleciatorikudorichhoush.bandcamp.com

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JS @cranksatori.bsky.social · 4d

Nah Null is just apparently a big Vanessa Williams fan, and he just kept pulling albums of hers out of the bins and holding them up shouting VAAAAAAAANESSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! in a sorta death metal growl

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chik white @darcyspidle.bsky.social · 4d

diy dentistry #preparedjawharp

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JS @cranksatori.bsky.social · 5d

Dunno, but once many years ago while record shopping with KK Null, he pronounced it with approximately forty seven A's

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JS @cranksatori.bsky.social · 5d

Apparently the Swiftie/Gerogerigegege crossover is smaller than one would think

JS @cranksatori.bsky.social · 5d

ALL YOU NEED IS AN AUDIO SHOCK

text black text on a white background, except for two instances of the name GERO 30 that appear in red. the text reads:

You need to listen to it once completely through while driving a car alone. Then you have to listen to it indoors lying down. THEN you pick a few and listen to them WHILE you read the lyrics on your computer. You WILL find that you misheard some of the lyrics. DONT panic. Its COMPLETELY normal and healthy. DONT think about GERO 30s life yet and DONT try to make sense of the lyrics and DONT panic if you dont like some of the songs at first be your brain will LEARN to like them (evolutionary mechanism). THEN, continue listening on loop as needed but have 2-3 that you sometimes just listen to on repeat. THEN re-emerge into the world and connect with others about their response to the text. THEN apply practically to your life. THEN examine how they fit into GERO 30s At this point you can start to lightly engage in online discourse if that feels healthy and safe.

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JS @cranksatori.bsky.social · 5d

centered white text on a black backtground that reads:

FUCK MELODY
FUCK COMPOSE
DEDICATED TO NO ONE
THANKS TO NO ONE
ART IS OVER

Total Amount Due
119.20 USD

Additional charges may have been
applied based on recent tariff policy
changes.

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JS @cranksatori.bsky.social · 5d

ALL YOU NEED IS AN AUDIO SHOCK

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JS @cranksatori.bsky.social · 5d

sorry but your inability to judge a person's age by their looks isn't a sign of their evil, and youth and beauty aren't a sign of good. it's their actions that are the sign of their evil, not physical appearance. thinking otherwise is just childish perpetuation of shitty stereotypes

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JS @cranksatori.bsky.social · 6d

m.soundcloud.com/jmyrecords/1...

19950203 Cult Junk Cafe With Agata Ichiro - Big Fat Fucking Zero

Stream 19950203 Cult Junk Cafe With Agata Ichiro - Big Fat Fucking Zero by JMY / BMG on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.

m.soundcloud.com

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JS @cranksatori.bsky.social · 6d

also saw them 20 years later, Wayne making a sad attempt to get the audience to toss an oversized beach ball around heat-steaming asphalt parking lot while playing that jelly song on a miserable August afternoon so...

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JS @cranksatori.bsky.social · 6d

first heard them opening for Butthole Surfers in 91. Their bassist on stage in a wheelchair, recently broken leg in a full length cast and turned to face his amps. Three songs, each a minute of lyrics and ten of pure fuzz, bassist rolling with his good leg modulating endless waves of feedback

Seth Cooke | Every Contact Leaves a Trace @sethcooke.bsky.social · 6d

When you're young, you love the Flaming Lips. Then you go through a dip. Then you get older still, and you really come to appreciate that there's a band fixated upon death, obsession, mental illness and cosmic horror that you can all enjoy together as a family, singing along with your children.

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JS @cranksatori.bsky.social · 6d

I might have even given in and let 'em upsell me some batteries I didn't need if there was still a rat shack near me where I could buy a handful of 470k resistors this morning

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JS @cranksatori.bsky.social · 6d

cranksatori.bandcamp.com/album/brittl...

Brittle Peaks, by J.Soliday

7 track album

cranksatori.bandcamp.com

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JS @cranksatori.bsky.social · 6d

cranksatori.bandcamp.com/album/crocod...

Crocodile Cuts, by J.Soliday

13 track album

cranksatori.bandcamp.com

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JS @cranksatori.bsky.social · 6d

Still nothing new for Bandcamp Friday today, but here are a couple somethings old.. I've uploaded the audio for my Blorpus Editions releases, Crocodile Cuts and Brittle Peaks, two of my favorite recordings of recent years, so you can now purchase the digital versions directly from me.

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JS @cranksatori.bsky.social · 6d

Compressor: depressing, oppressing, limiting, sad

ULTRA MAXIMIZER: BOLD, BRASH, ENTHUSIASTIC, BOMBASTIC, WINNING! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! NITRO BURNING FUNNY CARS! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

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