JS
banner
cranksatori.bsky.social
JS
@cranksatori.bsky.social
old noiser
real electronicsist
still theoretically good

J.Soliday
neural goldberg
xTAL fSCK
etc etc

www.jsoliday.com
cranksatori.bandcamp.com
You've been kidnapped! The characters from the last TV show you watched are your only hope for rescue. Who's coming to save you?

probably going to be bloody, but after there will be cake... if they ever get off the couch
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Reposted by JS
Brambly Hedge: Winter & Spring Story (1997 UK VHS) : 644s
November 23, 2025 at 6:00 AM
first time I saw Cheer Accident (Lounge Ax, '97 -ish) played this song and only this song for 20 minutes straight, Thymme did jumping jacks along to the casio beat the entire time. No lights but flashlights tied under their chins

still my favorite Cheer Accident song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6g8...
Camp O' Physique
YouTube video by Cheer-Accident - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
that was the last one I promise
leaving Bobby Conn for Sarah
there's too many perfect ones, I can't choose
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Hey Dylan, what do they do when you hold a hernia in?

It's a cutter!
(It's the camp o' physique)

It's a cutter!
(It's the camp o' physique)

Well, they make you run through the bushes and they, uh (There's nobody now)
They throw glow-in-the-dark frisbees at your neck
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 AM
"You want me to ask you — is this a song about a wasp?"
"Yeah"
"And obey your concert"

And now your house
Its got wasps
You go to Jim, attack him
Like he's some sort of killer fudge

What do you say?
November 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I have a lot of little animals
I keep in my basement
I have to buy very many bags of ice
They came and they went, oh!
Mr Poppers Penguins, 000000000h!
Mr Poppers Penguins, rrrrrrrrrgh
Ice cube
basement!
Don't act so innocent
I've seen you pound your fist into the earth
And I've read your book
It seems that you could use another fool
Well I'm cruel
And I look right through

You must have more important things to do
So if you need a murderer
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
jk wasn't squirrel song it was this
dalecornish.bandcamp.com/track/wriggl...
Wriggle Like A Fucking Eel (Live From Croydon Cathedral), by Dale Cornish
track by Dale Cornish
dalecornish.bandcamp.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The floor is littered
With woodchips and apple cores
And hulls (holes, husks?) of acorns
There is a chattering sound
Lightning crashes, a new mother cries / Her placenta falls to the floor
November 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
everyone's mileage varies sure but Google going opt out & we shut off all the smart features is one of the most don't threaten me with a good time things a software update has ever said to me
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
👀👀 Joe did a Seafoam cover!
josephclaytonmills.bandcamp.com/album/pest-r...
Pest Repeller, by Joseph Clayton Mills
1 track album
josephclaytonmills.bandcamp.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I've got a new piece of concrete on this long-player of a comp from @slow-internet.bsky.social: ssslowinternet.bandcamp.com/album/nosleep

All proceeds go to Partners In Health
@pih.org
November 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
nice to hear something new from Naucke
brettnaucke.bandcamp.com/album/ground...
Ground Fault Matinee, by Brett Naucke
10 track album
brettnaucke.bandcamp.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
in the inexplicable earworm medley zone I currently have a mis(?)remembered HINA loop of "I see you're not listening" randomly interrupted by the voice of Dale Gribble shouting "POCKET SAND!"
November 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
just sitting here giggling with joy at whatever combination of guitar-synth-pedals Warn is making this utterly gronked sound with (don't care to speculate, just revel in it, it's perfect) youtu.be/yIn5-QixMYM?...
His Name is Alive - After I Leave U
YouTube video by mixcoyotl
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.

[best starship pilot in the fleet]
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Just Like Jim, by Greg Malcolm
9 track album
ilampressrecords.bandcamp.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
🤘🤘🤘
JEFF CAREY SCENE REPORT (sound on):
November 14, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Pulsar Retcon, by Jules Rawlinson
9 track album
pixelmechanics.bandcamp.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
clearly nobody involved in writing the current Bond has ever seen a Wile E. Coyote cartoon
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Minutemen-The Product
YouTube video by Ralph Landi
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 6:03 AM
so the guy who doesn't drink built a wine rack today...
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 AM
the new Anne Gillis is excellent! bits of warped tape concrete and fried almost-pop synth-songs art-into-life.bandcamp.com/album/eyry
Eyry], by Anne Gillis
15 track album
art-into-life.bandcamp.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
November 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
deep cut time here but anybody have a copy of BROMP TREB WANTS TO FIGHT they can share?
November 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM