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Ryan @crankyupinhere.bsky.social · 2h

I know what you did last summer!

Ryan @crankyupinhere.bsky.social · 2h

You sir, are funny.

Ryan @crankyupinhere.bsky.social · 2h

Love the part about his immigrant wives taking jobs no American would take.

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Ryan @crankyupinhere.bsky.social · 3h

I was there! Great speech.

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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 3d

I follow a Norwegian lighthouse keeper named Paal Bjørndal whose whole bit is sharing profound things that are inaudible due to high winds. I love the internet.

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Ryan @crankyupinhere.bsky.social · 6d

Putin:

Suspect Guilty GIF

ALT: Suspect Guilty GIF

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Ryan @crankyupinhere.bsky.social · 6d

Happy Birthday. The creaky sounds your body is starting to make will only get louder. Embrace them.

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Ryan @crankyupinhere.bsky.social · 6d

Apparently, having a stroke turns you into a Republican.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6d

Maria Bartiromo tries to reassure Fetterman: "You know, senator, what you just said, it's really shamefully on your colleagues. You feeling isolated -- that is absolutely outrageous. You are a breath of fresh air. I know our viewers are grateful."

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Ryan @crankyupinhere.bsky.social · 6d

They just sent 200 troops over there. Lying is exactly like breathing to these people.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6d

JD Vance: "The idea that we're gonna have troops on the ground in Gaza and Israel -- that is not our intention, that is not our plan."

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 7d

in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa

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NPR @npr.org · 8d

French President Emmanuel Macron has reappointed Sébastien Lecornu as prime minister, just days after his resignation, asking him to try again to form a government and produce a budget.

Macron puts Lecornu back as France's prime minister just days after he quit

French President Emmanuel Macron has reappointed Sébastien Lecornu as prime minister, just days after his resignation, asking him to try again to form a government and produce a budget.

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Ryan @crankyupinhere.bsky.social · 7d

!!!!!!

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 8d

Q: How many layoffs have you authorized?

TRUMP: It'll be a lot. And it'll be Democrat-oriented.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 10d

We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11d

Oscar Issac looking at some kind of electronic tablet.

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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 17d

So one day after YouTube pays a $25M settlement to Trump, I get notice that they’re canceling Univision?

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Ryan @crankyupinhere.bsky.social · 17d

I wonder if there is any connection of this to the AI meme that showed Hakeem Jeffries wearing a sombrero and fake mustache🤔

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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 17d

Extremely excited about this.

variety.com/2025/tv/news...

‘Very Young Frankenstein’ Lands FX Pilot Order, Zach Galifianakis, Kumail Nanjiani, Dolly Wells Among Cast

FX wants to walk this way, with the basic cabler officially giving out a pilot order to the comedy "Very Young Frankenstein."

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Ryan @crankyupinhere.bsky.social · 17d

I hope you play the police constable with the heavy accent and prosthetic arm. That dude was hilarious.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 18d

before and after hegseth's directive

Sean Connery is a red strapped outfit. He's very hairy.

William Shatner as Captain Kirk. He's in a black strapped outfit and has a smooth chest.

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Ryan @crankyupinhere.bsky.social · 17d

I almost Pon Farr’ed all over myself.

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Ryan @crankyupinhere.bsky.social · 18d

Military will handle domestic “enemies”.
No more rules of engagement for combat.
What do his supporters think is going to happen??

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Ryan @crankyupinhere.bsky.social · 18d

So, the bloated mango says we have an “enemy within.” He says the military will handle that.

Whiskey Pete says no more rules of engagement for the military.

An epic catastrophe is imminent!

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20d

Trump: “Some of the highest quality 24 Karat Gold used in the Oval Office and Cabinet Room of the White House. Foreign Leaders, and everyone else, “freak out” when they see the quality and beauty. Best Oval Office ever, in terms of success and look!!! President DJT”

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Ryan @crankyupinhere.bsky.social · 20d

tRump: 24k gold resists McDonald’s grease, splattered ketchup bottles, and even my flirtatious advances.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 26d

Who the hell scheduled the Rapture before the new Wicked movie comes out? This is some bullshit.

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