Spunk Knifedick: Attorney at Law.
@crashed.bsky.social
Even at my most deranged, I am sublime.
Not an actual attorney.
35 - he/him cis
Depraved, impulsive, indulgent shitposting. Cw: gratuitous nudity and general unvarnished indecency
@venividivamoose.bsky.social where I post less brain rot
Not an actual attorney.
35 - he/him cis
Depraved, impulsive, indulgent shitposting. Cw: gratuitous nudity and general unvarnished indecency
@venividivamoose.bsky.social where I post less brain rot
I'm so fucking bored
October 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I'm so fucking bored
Lol this is a bluesky account
November 11, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Lol this is a bluesky account
When your mind's eye/is full of family guy
That's a gooooooning
That's a gooooooning
May 3, 2024 at 5:41 PM
When your mind's eye/is full of family guy
That's a gooooooning
That's a gooooooning
I'm talking bout the quote tweet lol.
May 3, 2024 at 5:40 PM
I'm talking bout the quote tweet lol.
If you know this many details you're lookin a little too long not to be suspect, dawg.
May 3, 2024 at 5:39 PM
If you know this many details you're lookin a little too long not to be suspect, dawg.
Why aren't dudes cuter. Why have I never been lovingly and skillfully jacked off. Why is the universe so full of mediocrity
March 28, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Why aren't dudes cuter. Why have I never been lovingly and skillfully jacked off. Why is the universe so full of mediocrity
Should have said build
March 28, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Should have said build
I need to fuck or do crimes, preferably both but life doesn't give you everything.
March 28, 2024 at 3:23 AM
I need to fuck or do crimes, preferably both but life doesn't give you everything.
Need to find a love so strong I'd hide a body for it
March 27, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Need to find a love so strong I'd hide a body for it
Feeld is such a broken ass app lol
March 27, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Feeld is such a broken ass app lol
Daryl ruined my teenaged life with "Suck on the end of this dick that cums lead"
March 27, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Daryl ruined my teenaged life with "Suck on the end of this dick that cums lead"
On the twos
March 27, 2024 at 12:48 PM
On the twos
Reposted by Spunk Knifedick: Attorney at Law.
having no object permanence and getting scared when i put my dick in a pussy
March 26, 2024 at 8:12 PM
having no object permanence and getting scared when i put my dick in a pussy
Oh it'd be fun to make things worse for you 😇
March 26, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Oh it'd be fun to make things worse for you 😇
I think several of us daydream about your pretty little asshole on the reg
March 25, 2024 at 11:10 PM
I think several of us daydream about your pretty little asshole on the reg
Farted out a question
March 25, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Farted out a question
The lord is sending me signs
March 25, 2024 at 9:34 PM
The lord is sending me signs
Date photoshoot w/haus goals @hausofholes.bsky.social
March 25, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Date photoshoot w/haus goals @hausofholes.bsky.social
I'm weak to this
March 25, 2024 at 3:57 PM
I'm weak to this
I must imagine myself as happy.
March 25, 2024 at 2:04 PM
I must imagine myself as happy.
Haven't bled in a fun way in a w h i l e
March 25, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Haven't bled in a fun way in a w h i l e
many such cases
March 24, 2024 at 11:15 PM
many such cases
big sacks for big pains
March 24, 2024 at 6:57 PM
big sacks for big pains