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CreamBit
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Socialist | Pokemon enjoyer | He/Him
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On some level you have to admire what a generational scammer Trump is. Truly cartoonish levels of corruption.
January 29, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Genuinely what is genAI good for other than plagiarism, disinformation and harassment?
January 27, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Larry Ellison's been in control of TikTok for three days and literally nothing works now. He broke TikTok faster than Elon broke Twitter. That's almost impressive.
January 25, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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minnesota coming together to show us all how to stand up against ICE is such a beautiful display of what solidarity looks like
Minnesota is the best of us.
January 23, 2026 at 11:01 PM
'Board of Peace' and it's just a room full of Hitler clones.
January 22, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Based on current weather forecasts, it's safe to say we're either getting half an inch of snow or the entire Mid-Atlantic is gonna die.
January 22, 2026 at 12:10 AM
In retrospect; Hillary really cooked with the "basket of deplorables" line. I severely underestimated how many Americans are completely psychotic.
"Which would you prefer Mexico be?"

Independent Nation: 67%
US Territory: 10%
US State: 5%

Research Co. / Jan 15, 2026
January 20, 2026 at 12:16 PM
I feel like I've picked a terrible time to get into baseball.
January 16, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Jeff Passan reports that YOU, the reader, have agreed to a 4 year contract with the Dodgers.
January 16, 2026 at 4:18 AM
The past week has been the most desperate and unhinged propaganda push for war with Iran I've ever seen. Much of it from the same freaks who support Israel's genocide and Trump's gestapo.
January 14, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Keep Guantanamo open but only for ICE agents.
January 7, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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it was only a matter of time that government terrorist thugs who went around aiming guns at people photographing them were going to act on it
January 7, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Any country on America's shit list needs to get nukes ASAP if they don't have them already. It's clearly the only thing that will protect you. Everything else is just theatre and pinky promises.
January 3, 2026 at 3:16 PM
What would it actually take for Congress to remove this fucker from office? Does he have to carpet bomb Seattle? Would half of them even care if he did?
i've sat here for a while thinking but i'm out of takes right now.

the President of the US is starting a war that nobody wants, without public support or even perceived justification, simply because he wants to.

he wants a war, and to be able to say he killed communists.
January 3, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Looks like this might happen after all; and for even dumber reasons than we thought.
Get ready for a $600 Switch 2 & $100 Mario Kart. This might actually be the thing that gets Chester Cheetah taken out.
December 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
They're making it illegal to not be a Nazi. Absolutely fucking horrifying.
September 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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COMING THIS SUMMER TO ABC: the obeying-in-advance Olympics.

Executives and owners of America’s largest corporations compete to see who can decipher the whims and musings of an aging, addled authoritarian and OBEY! IN! ADVANCE!

Tune in this summer. It will be the only thing left on TV (or TikTok).
September 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
So many chuds insisting Robinson is leftist b/c he had a trans partner as if there wasn't a mountain of anti-gay Republicans caught having gay orgies back in the day.
September 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
They're gonna have to unplug the internet when Trump finally dies. The celebrations will make the Kirk reaction look like a business meeting.
September 16, 2025 at 11:07 AM
They just don't manufacture consent like they used to. 😮‍💨
September 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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If you think about it, his murder being completely forgotten about in less than a week because the shooter didn’t fit the political agenda that would allow Republicans to attack marginalized groups is the most fitting tribute imaginable for Charlie Kirk.
September 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Charlie Kirk made the right forget 9/11.

truly incredible
September 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I don't know why the right is melting down over Charlie Kirk getting murked. This is the world they wanted and helped create.
September 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM