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Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.

New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.

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Me before getting a faculty job: “why are faculty always so mad at administrators?”

Me after getting a faculty job: oh
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Unrelated, but apparently there’s a term for why 95% of zombie movies/shows are terrible

Normalise writing a nice quick note to scholars literally every time you read and like their work. Our world is small and getting smaller. We need encouragement.

1/9 Clinical trial literature is filled with statements about randomization serving to balance covariates, a belief that also seems to motivate the testing of baseline "imbalance" in trials. However, randomization isn’t useful because it balances covariates. It’s useful because

I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing

It is such a disservice students to give unlimited time to complete assignments and unlimited opportunities to fix their grade. We learn through consequences, and some of the BEST consequences are those from minor failings. The sting from missing that A or B or C motivates for the next time

My 4y/o daughter, after listening to 8 Daft Punk songs in a row:
“I like ALL of the robot songs!”