Philip Morris
@criminalhack.bsky.social
Becoming older, wiser, and less patient.
February 6, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Any chance Chris Mason can be left behind in China ?
January 27, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Any chance Chris Mason can be left behind in China ?
Dear @theguardian.com
You're better than this. If 30% of the polls suggest Burnham would do a better job - that's 70% who think not.
Utter fucking drivel journalism.
30% of Britons think Burnham would do better job than Starmer as prime minister, poll suggests – UK politics live
You're better than this. If 30% of the polls suggest Burnham would do a better job - that's 70% who think not.
Utter fucking drivel journalism.
30% of Britons think Burnham would do better job than Starmer as prime minister, poll suggests – UK politics live
January 27, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Dear @theguardian.com
You're better than this. If 30% of the polls suggest Burnham would do a better job - that's 70% who think not.
Utter fucking drivel journalism.
30% of Britons think Burnham would do better job than Starmer as prime minister, poll suggests – UK politics live
You're better than this. If 30% of the polls suggest Burnham would do a better job - that's 70% who think not.
Utter fucking drivel journalism.
30% of Britons think Burnham would do better job than Starmer as prime minister, poll suggests – UK politics live
Jenrick is a weasel.
January 15, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Jenrick is a weasel.
December 30, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
Perhaps the weak and unstable Europeans should vote with their feet, and their wallets, and stick a middle finger up to attending next year's World Cup.
December 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Perhaps the weak and unstable Europeans should vote with their feet, and their wallets, and stick a middle finger up to attending next year's World Cup.
December 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
"Quiet, Piggy".
You Americans must be so, so proud.
You Americans must be so, so proud.
November 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
"Quiet, Piggy".
You Americans must be so, so proud.
You Americans must be so, so proud.
Dear BBC.
Fight. Don't settle.
Fight. Don't settle.
November 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Dear BBC.
Fight. Don't settle.
Fight. Don't settle.
A big, hearty congratulations and fuck you to @tpexpress.bsky.social for cancelling trains to Liverpool today on a massive sporting Saturday.
Very British.
Very British.
November 1, 2025 at 11:28 AM
A big, hearty congratulations and fuck you to @tpexpress.bsky.social for cancelling trains to Liverpool today on a massive sporting Saturday.
Very British.
Very British.
That night of the year when you sit in the dark and hope the doorbell doesn't ring.
October 31, 2025 at 6:47 PM
That night of the year when you sit in the dark and hope the doorbell doesn't ring.
Christ. Do we have to have a Special Relationship with this lot ?#rydercup
September 26, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Christ. Do we have to have a Special Relationship with this lot ?#rydercup
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Props to the three young lads having a beer outside a pub on Tottenham Court Road who enthusiastically beckoned over a bloke draped in a St George flag only to tell him “Fuck off out of our town you fat fascist fuck.” Swelled with London pride.
September 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Props to the three young lads having a beer outside a pub on Tottenham Court Road who enthusiastically beckoned over a bloke draped in a St George flag only to tell him “Fuck off out of our town you fat fascist fuck.” Swelled with London pride.
This is absolutely my kind of news.
Bravo.
Bravo.
Set a two TikTok toilet limit to reduce haemorrhoid risk, doctors advise
Set a two TikTok toilet limit to reduce haemorrhoid risk, doctors advise
Study finds scrollers are more prone to piles than those who go to the lavatory without phones
People who take a mobile phone to the loo should keep to a two TikTok limit, according to doctors who found that toilet scrollers are more prone to haemorrhoids than phoneless lavatory-goers.
Those who sit on the throne with a phone spend far more time on the toilet than others, with longer stints linked to a greater risk of developing the bulging anal veins known as haemorrhoids or piles. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
September 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
This is absolutely my kind of news.
Bravo.
Bravo.
Half expecting to see this in the album charts this week.
August 30, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Half expecting to see this in the album charts this week.
I've always thought Rylan was a twat.
August 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I've always thought Rylan was a twat.
August 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Two out of the three finalists are really fucking unlikeable.
The third is Judith.
#teamjudith
#destinationx
The third is Judith.
#teamjudith
#destinationx
August 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Two out of the three finalists are really fucking unlikeable.
The third is Judith.
#teamjudith
#destinationx
The third is Judith.
#teamjudith
#destinationx