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Philip Morris
@criminalhack.bsky.social
Becoming older, wiser, and less patient.
Eyes down.
#bbcqt
February 5, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Half expecting to see this in the album charts this week.
August 30, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Astonishing.
August 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Green bin day. Recycling every two weeks.
Not enough space for the cardboard.
Of course the bin men emptied the bin and left behind the cardboard.

@leedscitycouncil.bsky.social
June 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
A snapshot of what hell looks, smells and sounds like.
June 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
A terrific evening, Stuart. Thank you.
June 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
One of the best (and funniest) books I have ever read.
Buy it ! Royalties go to the War Child charity.
April 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
*sighs*
April 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
When you drive an Audi through two red lights but you fail to see the police car waiting.

Oopsy.

#Bradford
April 13, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Another banger at @oldwoollen.bsky.social tonight, as the increasingly regular, and excellent interviewer @chrishawkinsdj.bsky.social had @tim-burgess.bsky.social in the uncomfortable interviewees chair.
Very blessed to have this going on in our village.
April 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Jesus, this is powerful. Such eloquence.
March 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
One, very quickly, for the free library.
March 8, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Ah yes, the Guggenheim.
Where, apparently, "art" is displayed. Like this one:
February 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Farewell, Rick Buckler. Of all drum beats that I have ever air-played, I air-played yours the most.
February 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
As a nod to our favourite one liner during a wonderful evening being entertained by @garydelaney.bsky.social earlier this year at @oldwoollen.bsky.social my mate bought me this for Christmas.

I am, however, fully clothed.
December 28, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Gregg has always been a twat.
December 2, 2024 at 2:32 PM
The London 0 Hull 4 poster covered the damp on the wall in my first
flat. Song for Whoever sustained my through my finals. I used to sing Prettiest Eyes to my kids as babies when they couldn't sleep. Of course I was at the Leeds Arena to see the fabulous @paulheatonsolo.bsky.social tonight.
November 30, 2024 at 10:58 PM