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@crimplante.bsky.social
crashout 'ideas guy' who draws stuff they like and rambles incoherently - follow to immediately be miserable |🔞| OC/FANON art account
CAN THEY STOP GIVING HILBERT THIS STUPID FUCKING HAT
EVERY OUTFIT THIS KID HAS EXCEPT ONE IS PURE TRASH WHYYYY DO THEY KEEP DOING HIM LIKE THIS
EVERY OUTFIT THIS KID HAS EXCEPT ONE IS PURE TRASH WHYYYY DO THEY KEEP DOING HIM LIKE THIS
November 27, 2025 at 7:02 AM
CAN THEY STOP GIVING HILBERT THIS STUPID FUCKING HAT
EVERY OUTFIT THIS KID HAS EXCEPT ONE IS PURE TRASH WHYYYY DO THEY KEEP DOING HIM LIKE THIS
EVERY OUTFIT THIS KID HAS EXCEPT ONE IS PURE TRASH WHYYYY DO THEY KEEP DOING HIM LIKE THIS
the bile is wearing my nasal cavity
the entire path, it's searing all of it
I can't tell if it's like a cleansing pain or a justified punishment
this always happens
I'm sorry
the entire path, it's searing all of it
I can't tell if it's like a cleansing pain or a justified punishment
this always happens
I'm sorry
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 AM
the bile is wearing my nasal cavity
the entire path, it's searing all of it
I can't tell if it's like a cleansing pain or a justified punishment
this always happens
I'm sorry
the entire path, it's searing all of it
I can't tell if it's like a cleansing pain or a justified punishment
this always happens
I'm sorry
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I feel like all I did in my early 20’s on the internet was make people not like me because I was *so annoying*. I really regret being on the internet at all at that time I just feel like all it did was hurt me in the long run
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I feel like all I did in my early 20’s on the internet was make people not like me because I was *so annoying*. I really regret being on the internet at all at that time I just feel like all it did was hurt me in the long run
new discovery: social points
this is mostly a theory, but I think I've gotten the gist of it
every day, I build up an arbitrary number of these points...when I talk to people, it consumes them until they're depleted and I become a ghost to them
...unfortunately, it depletes faster than I can gain!
this is mostly a theory, but I think I've gotten the gist of it
every day, I build up an arbitrary number of these points...when I talk to people, it consumes them until they're depleted and I become a ghost to them
...unfortunately, it depletes faster than I can gain!
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
new discovery: social points
this is mostly a theory, but I think I've gotten the gist of it
every day, I build up an arbitrary number of these points...when I talk to people, it consumes them until they're depleted and I become a ghost to them
...unfortunately, it depletes faster than I can gain!
this is mostly a theory, but I think I've gotten the gist of it
every day, I build up an arbitrary number of these points...when I talk to people, it consumes them until they're depleted and I become a ghost to them
...unfortunately, it depletes faster than I can gain!
ok evil ass joke log:
when referring to size difference butt stuff:
they call me excadrill the way I be drillin' through excrement (NEVER use this joke btw guys don't try this at home)
when referring to size difference butt stuff:
they call me excadrill the way I be drillin' through excrement (NEVER use this joke btw guys don't try this at home)
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
ok evil ass joke log:
when referring to size difference butt stuff:
they call me excadrill the way I be drillin' through excrement (NEVER use this joke btw guys don't try this at home)
when referring to size difference butt stuff:
they call me excadrill the way I be drillin' through excrement (NEVER use this joke btw guys don't try this at home)
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He also has The Biggest Sword, and fun fact: Is the only one in the troupe who changes outfits in the book.
This is because Maruaders can wear all armor, and because I could NOT decide how he should look lmao
if you like the way this game looks, youll like how it plays!
(art by me)
This is because Maruaders can wear all armor, and because I could NOT decide how he should look lmao
if you like the way this game looks, youll like how it plays!
(art by me)
November 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
He also has The Biggest Sword, and fun fact: Is the only one in the troupe who changes outfits in the book.
This is because Maruaders can wear all armor, and because I could NOT decide how he should look lmao
if you like the way this game looks, youll like how it plays!
(art by me)
This is because Maruaders can wear all armor, and because I could NOT decide how he should look lmao
if you like the way this game looks, youll like how it plays!
(art by me)
Delia design, including an outdated sketchpage
She's an Espeon that, while seemingly cold-hearted and emotionless, is actually just reserving her immense passion for her Trainer and her Trainer ONLY.
She sees Ria as a love rival...but the tactic of "know-thy-enemy" ended up wrecking her diet too...
She's an Espeon that, while seemingly cold-hearted and emotionless, is actually just reserving her immense passion for her Trainer and her Trainer ONLY.
She sees Ria as a love rival...but the tactic of "know-thy-enemy" ended up wrecking her diet too...
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Delia design, including an outdated sketchpage
She's an Espeon that, while seemingly cold-hearted and emotionless, is actually just reserving her immense passion for her Trainer and her Trainer ONLY.
She sees Ria as a love rival...but the tactic of "know-thy-enemy" ended up wrecking her diet too...
She's an Espeon that, while seemingly cold-hearted and emotionless, is actually just reserving her immense passion for her Trainer and her Trainer ONLY.
She sees Ria as a love rival...but the tactic of "know-thy-enemy" ended up wrecking her diet too...
been (re)obsessed with the concept of 'ideals'
whether that be seeing your ideal self in someone else, achieving your ideal self by any means necessary, or realizing that you will never be able to achieve it
the concept is fun to centralize character stories on...
whether that be seeing your ideal self in someone else, achieving your ideal self by any means necessary, or realizing that you will never be able to achieve it
the concept is fun to centralize character stories on...
November 23, 2025 at 7:17 AM
been (re)obsessed with the concept of 'ideals'
whether that be seeing your ideal self in someone else, achieving your ideal self by any means necessary, or realizing that you will never be able to achieve it
the concept is fun to centralize character stories on...
whether that be seeing your ideal self in someone else, achieving your ideal self by any means necessary, or realizing that you will never be able to achieve it
the concept is fun to centralize character stories on...
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alive malinda theory
November 11, 2025 at 5:38 AM
alive malinda theory
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More complete Kanao referential material...
real pictures of her to come soon!
real pictures of her to come soon!
November 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
More complete Kanao referential material...
real pictures of her to come soon!
real pictures of her to come soon!
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I too can indulge in cringe (implying I haven't already)
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I too can indulge in cringe (implying I haven't already)
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If I try to put myself out there and interact with others, I turn myself into an interface - software that only deserves a turn to exist when prompted.
If I seclude myself off in response, I'm only comforted then by my own ego and delusion.
I'm the epitome of pointless...
If I seclude myself off in response, I'm only comforted then by my own ego and delusion.
I'm the epitome of pointless...
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
If I try to put myself out there and interact with others, I turn myself into an interface - software that only deserves a turn to exist when prompted.
If I seclude myself off in response, I'm only comforted then by my own ego and delusion.
I'm the epitome of pointless...
If I seclude myself off in response, I'm only comforted then by my own ego and delusion.
I'm the epitome of pointless...
injecting Chapter 3 of Beast Yeast directly into my veins
November 21, 2025 at 6:10 AM
injecting Chapter 3 of Beast Yeast directly into my veins
Still need to work on Dust's OG form to perfect it, but what if I simply first-tried a different form instead!
Dust-bold: a kobold-esque form he takes out of desperation and practicality. Serves as a good middle-man between his unleashed draconic state (although he loses a good foot of height...)
Dust-bold: a kobold-esque form he takes out of desperation and practicality. Serves as a good middle-man between his unleashed draconic state (although he loses a good foot of height...)
![Dust, sacrificing the ability to stabilize his body any longer, descends into a more beastial form. The further he pushes himself, the more [The Eyes] consume his being.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4cnsuisb6w2k7rxuyvvr67s4/bafkreidgpxd7q5l7zagvulsknq7ohm6z3uvtfktvcxtx2gxtdgvzpuj2ta@jpeg)
November 20, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Still need to work on Dust's OG form to perfect it, but what if I simply first-tried a different form instead!
Dust-bold: a kobold-esque form he takes out of desperation and practicality. Serves as a good middle-man between his unleashed draconic state (although he loses a good foot of height...)
Dust-bold: a kobold-esque form he takes out of desperation and practicality. Serves as a good middle-man between his unleashed draconic state (although he loses a good foot of height...)
Basic types of kobolds
November 20, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Basic types of kobolds
PEOPLE ARE GONNA SPEND 30 BUCKS ON GRAYSCALE LUMIOSE
LMFAOOOOOOOO
LMFAOOOOOOOO
November 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
PEOPLE ARE GONNA SPEND 30 BUCKS ON GRAYSCALE LUMIOSE
LMFAOOOOOOOO
LMFAOOOOOOOO
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monthly art update nothing too crazy #cookierunkingdom
May 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
monthly art update nothing too crazy #cookierunkingdom
Brie, my little (big...) Braixen, caught NABBING from my FRIDGE.
gluttonous FIEND... (I had no real idea for this picture I just wanted to practice this pose and suddenly remembered the Braixen I designed lol)
gluttonous FIEND... (I had no real idea for this picture I just wanted to practice this pose and suddenly remembered the Braixen I designed lol)
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Brie, my little (big...) Braixen, caught NABBING from my FRIDGE.
gluttonous FIEND... (I had no real idea for this picture I just wanted to practice this pose and suddenly remembered the Braixen I designed lol)
gluttonous FIEND... (I had no real idea for this picture I just wanted to practice this pose and suddenly remembered the Braixen I designed lol)
If I was smart, I would've made Dust a raccoon and the cheese sisters cats...
ah well
ah well
November 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
If I was smart, I would've made Dust a raccoon and the cheese sisters cats...
ah well
ah well
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being neurotic fucking blows and I know that simply by existing, I ruin people's lives...
...but MAN, was I born in the right era to be a loser since I can just reflect myself through characters I like!!
I love media consumption yummy yummy!!!!
cheers to being a girlfail Grafaiai that can't draw 😸
...but MAN, was I born in the right era to be a loser since I can just reflect myself through characters I like!!
I love media consumption yummy yummy!!!!
cheers to being a girlfail Grafaiai that can't draw 😸
November 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
being neurotic fucking blows and I know that simply by existing, I ruin people's lives...
...but MAN, was I born in the right era to be a loser since I can just reflect myself through characters I like!!
I love media consumption yummy yummy!!!!
cheers to being a girlfail Grafaiai that can't draw 😸
...but MAN, was I born in the right era to be a loser since I can just reflect myself through characters I like!!
I love media consumption yummy yummy!!!!
cheers to being a girlfail Grafaiai that can't draw 😸
when your art's so bad, you can't do anything but just sigh when zooming out
November 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
when your art's so bad, you can't do anything but just sigh when zooming out
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