Crip Dyke
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Crip Dyke
@cripdyke.bsky.social
Shut up! I am too a floozy.
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OMG, this one is so fucking useful.
February 16, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I knew a cis dyke named - and I kid you not - Duke.

We met at a training by the local prosecutor's office for ppl who were volunteering to support rape/sexual assault complainants.

She had no trouble being cis or feeling solidarity with cis women. Feminist to the core, and a great person.
How many big passing butches do you know called Max or Sam, or by Tee because their given name at birth was Tiffany and they can't go out of the house with that?
February 16, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I would give a lot of money to someone on a high-profile news-interview show to simply ask,

"How do you police the haircuts of children who don't tell the NHS that they think they're trans? And what government department should be in charge of approving children's haircuts, do you think?"
But those children, the tiny number who because they are trans will only be happy being allowed to transition and grow up to be trans adults, have to be subjected to gatekeeping around FUCKING HAIRCUTS AND PREFERRED NAMES, in order to protect some cis queer kids from haircuts and preferred names.
February 16, 2026 at 11:03 PM
This was how the moderates upheld segregation.

"Look, we'd love to higher you for the job. You're well qualified. We're not racist here at all. Unfortunately some of our bigger accounts are racist and we might lose their business if we hired a Black man. Sorry. It's not us, it's them."
We (Democrats) need to be smart and nominate a White Man in the 2028 election (probably Straight, sorry Pete) who WILL NOT continue to disrespect women. Some voters are starting to cross over from the chaos. Do not give them a bridge too far.
This country needs to heal...not continue to wrestle.
February 16, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Hyperbole is a greater threat to democracy than Donald Trump.
i am tired of hyperbole. anyone who uses hyperbole should be executed on live television.
February 16, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Exactly. Even if defending the petroleum supply chain was not itself a problem that alt-E tech could drastically reduce/eliminate (though not without creating a commitment to alt-E supply chains), humans are not going to stay on once-productive land that turns uninhabitable.

Climate affects NatSec.
Climate change is a huge natsec wicked problem, made more so by Trump's, the Trump/MAGA movement, the GOP's, the conservative movement, & fellow travelers refusal to accept its existence. You think we've got a human migration problem now? Just wait a few more degrees. 23/
February 16, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Let's all acknowledge what's going on.

The KIDS are not having trouble figuring out that being gender non-conforming, queer, and trans are different things. Words are new, info is hidden, but when they have the info, they do fine.

45+yos have trouble & assume kids know less. The opposite is true.
If people are 'less locked into gender stereotypes' then how are they also 'misleading children' into thinking they're trans if they don't conform to said stereotypes?

She's not even making sense on her own terms.
February 16, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Rings completely true to me as a permanent resident of the PNW, but I doubt my friends in Calgary and Ottawa would agree.
February 16, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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always interesting how the sexual immorality is when women WANT to have sex with you 😬
February 16, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Love how he's all like, "If women vote we'll get sexual immorality!" as if dudes are the sexually moral gender in our history.

Yeah, dudes. None of you have ever done anything sexually immoral and none of you have ever thought it was unfair of the government to care about your sexytimes.

Sure.
I’ve seen this person get retweeted by MAGA influencers like Benny Johnson. He’s not kidding. This is a real political goal he is pursuing. He has 425,000 followers on Facebook.
February 16, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Dear trans kids:

If I had two samosas, I'd give you one.

Actually probably not. I go through samosas pretty quickly. But I'd take you with me the next time I got samosas so that we could get a whole whack of them and you could take home half and I'd still be full.
We have your backs. You're not alone.
February 16, 2026 at 5:20 AM
My homies at @ypsilibrary.org and @multcolib.bsky.social are gonna need a stack of those.

And, actually, there are a couple of law libraries that have been good to me that should have some, also, too!
February 16, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Mormons only had one moment atop pop culture.

That's when a 16 yo mormon girl named Tiffany climbed inside our 1980s car radios and yelled, "Children BEHAVE!" while we honestly struggled with singing along or laughing our asses off.

I mean, we tried to get away, into the night. Then you put your a
America is in the middle of a second Mormon Moment. For our Cover Story, Bridget Read reports on how the women of Utah blogged and posted their way into our hearts and wallets. tinyurl.com/484awp7j
February 15, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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Unless the answer is that you don’t actually want the nominee to move left. That you’re fine with Newsom or whoever running as a moderate, and this is less about pragmatism and more about not wanting progressives to have influence over the platform. Which, if that’s the case, just say that.
February 15, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Honestly: please comment.

I know it's easy to believe that this will do nothing to change the Trump Admin's mind, but they are VERY BAD at following the APA and having a record of thoughtful comments opposing these policies makes it more likely a judge can kill them.
Public comment on Dr Oz's proposed rules to ban gender-affirming care for youth closes 2/17

One rule bans hospital-based care, the other eliminates Medicaid/CHIP coverage

Together they'd make care virtually unavailable nationwide, including in shield law states

www.patreon.com/posts/149210...
February 15, 2026 at 8:42 PM
The patriarchs and their apologists always seem to forget that the murder rate OF MEN BY WOMEN plummeted after the introduction of no-fault divorce and anti-violence shelters.

Dudes, it doesn't matter if she's deluded by feminism. If she thinks the only way out is death, she might consider yours.
Maria Steen, she of the Holy Handbag, argues in the Times that we should introduce a form of marriage with "no possibility of divorce." Maybe she is too young to remember that we already tried this. It ended very badly for some - that's why we introduced divorce.
#FeckOffIona
February 15, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Gail perfectly captures that #NewYorkTimesWritesAboutTransPeople mood.
from Uncanny X-Men #22 (2026), written by Gail Simone, art by David Marquez, colors by Matthew Wilson
#Comics #XMen #Wolverine
@gailsimone.bsky.social @davidmarquez.bsky.social
February 15, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Every time I see another purr.in.ink cartoon, I think, "Why can't I have glasses like that?"
February 15, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I'm constantly asked what I want Dems to do instead.

How's this?

"I believe Republicans will have no choice but to abolish ICE because we will use every parliamentary trick that exists to make each simple vote a procedural nightmare. We will deny them rest. We will prevent vacations. We will win."
Schumer on DHS reforms: "I believe Republicans will have no choice but to go along with us because it's so common sense"
February 15, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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Leave her alone you fucking ghouls. She did nothing wrong.
February 15, 2026 at 5:29 PM
BlueSky without context:
Alt text is confusing because it is hard to tell which penis has the angel wings
February 15, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Le Guin channeling Gil Scott-Heron four years after he recorded TRWNBT.
You cannot buy the revolution. You cannot make the revolution. You can only be the revolution. It is in your spirit, or it is nowhere.
February 15, 2026 at 5:40 AM
SCarolina vs LSU is an absolute banger of a matchup and so far it's a banger of a game. Score is close 5 min in. Some missed layups, but mostly this is quality play.

But there's also something funny. This is Gamecocks v. Tigers, but bc of a media deal, the LSU court has 'COX' on it in huge letters.
February 15, 2026 at 1:56 AM
It's me. I'm the anti-ICE accounts.

Yes, all of them.
New story up on the Homeland Security Department’s new tactic: flood social media companies with subpoenas to unmask anonymous accounts that criticize ICE or monitor the movements of ICE agents.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
Homeland Security Wants Social Media Sites to Expose Anti-ICE Accounts
www.nytimes.com
February 14, 2026 at 11:05 PM