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@cripdyke.bsky.social
· Dec 7
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Product idea:
Miso soup, but with bits of miso that explode in your mouth like pop rocks.
Comes in regular and wasabi.
Miso soup, but with bits of miso that explode in your mouth like pop rocks.
Comes in regular and wasabi.
February 18, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Product idea:
Miso soup, but with bits of miso that explode in your mouth like pop rocks.
Comes in regular and wasabi.
Miso soup, but with bits of miso that explode in your mouth like pop rocks.
Comes in regular and wasabi.
I love this so much.
February 17, 2026 at 11:41 PM
I love this so much.
Lots of cis folks wonder why I gotta mention sex so much. Like, "Girl, why are you so hypocouth with that? Bringing sex into conversations when no one asked?"
But the thing is, cis society trained me this way. Before they sell someone a wristwatch they wanna know if the shopper has a dick or vag.
But the thing is, cis society trained me this way. Before they sell someone a wristwatch they wanna know if the shopper has a dick or vag.
February 17, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Lots of cis folks wonder why I gotta mention sex so much. Like, "Girl, why are you so hypocouth with that? Bringing sex into conversations when no one asked?"
But the thing is, cis society trained me this way. Before they sell someone a wristwatch they wanna know if the shopper has a dick or vag.
But the thing is, cis society trained me this way. Before they sell someone a wristwatch they wanna know if the shopper has a dick or vag.
Okay, totally not the point, but the euro-leather fag bar in Portland (The Eagle - these bars are often named The Eagle) was on Burnside & I walked past many times. SO one day a couple friends of mine open the door and go in.
Whoops! That place did not exist to serve us. We had a laugh & left.
Whoops! That place did not exist to serve us. We had a laugh & left.
[stumbles blindly into the queer commie bar]: WHERE'D ALL THESE PINKOS COME FROM!?
February 17, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Okay, totally not the point, but the euro-leather fag bar in Portland (The Eagle - these bars are often named The Eagle) was on Burnside & I walked past many times. SO one day a couple friends of mine open the door and go in.
Whoops! That place did not exist to serve us. We had a laugh & left.
Whoops! That place did not exist to serve us. We had a laugh & left.
Everything Moore says is good & correct & you should listen.
But also let's remember that in the 80s and 90s when they were "realizing" this, trans people were yelling to their faces that they were stupid and needed to realize this.
So yes, they "realized" but let's not give them too much credit.
But also let's remember that in the 80s and 90s when they were "realizing" this, trans people were yelling to their faces that they were stupid and needed to realize this.
So yes, they "realized" but let's not give them too much credit.
The gender affirmative model, like the Affirmative Model for homosexuality was arrived at when therapists noticed they were doing more harm than good by insisting on driving an agenda of correction rather than following a humanistic patient centred approach.
February 17, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Everything Moore says is good & correct & you should listen.
But also let's remember that in the 80s and 90s when they were "realizing" this, trans people were yelling to their faces that they were stupid and needed to realize this.
So yes, they "realized" but let's not give them too much credit.
But also let's remember that in the 80s and 90s when they were "realizing" this, trans people were yelling to their faces that they were stupid and needed to realize this.
So yes, they "realized" but let's not give them too much credit.
Hilary Cass: "I want to tell you one more thing I know about the trannies..."
February 17, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Hilary Cass: "I want to tell you one more thing I know about the trannies..."
A morality lesson in 3 acts:
Act 1: One future ruler, one peasant.
"Grant me absolute power and I will stab your first born to death, but then grant the country universal health care."
Am I morally obligated to grant that power and offer my child up to be killed?
Act 1: One future ruler, one peasant.
"Grant me absolute power and I will stab your first born to death, but then grant the country universal health care."
Am I morally obligated to grant that power and offer my child up to be killed?
February 17, 2026 at 10:11 PM
A morality lesson in 3 acts:
Act 1: One future ruler, one peasant.
"Grant me absolute power and I will stab your first born to death, but then grant the country universal health care."
Am I morally obligated to grant that power and offer my child up to be killed?
Act 1: One future ruler, one peasant.
"Grant me absolute power and I will stab your first born to death, but then grant the country universal health care."
Am I morally obligated to grant that power and offer my child up to be killed?
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this excerpted order is by a Trump-appointed judge btw--it's one of multiple cases I point to in this article about judges across the political spectrum rebuking the admin
the admin keeps complaining about biased judges but really it's just...objectively terrible
ballsandstrikes.org/ethics-accou...
the admin keeps complaining about biased judges but really it's just...objectively terrible
ballsandstrikes.org/ethics-accou...
February 17, 2026 at 9:35 PM
this excerpted order is by a Trump-appointed judge btw--it's one of multiple cases I point to in this article about judges across the political spectrum rebuking the admin
the admin keeps complaining about biased judges but really it's just...objectively terrible
ballsandstrikes.org/ethics-accou...
the admin keeps complaining about biased judges but really it's just...objectively terrible
ballsandstrikes.org/ethics-accou...
Why Are Senate Democrats Still Voting to Confirm Trump’s Judicial Nominees? ballsandstrikes.org/nominations/...
Why Are Senate Democrats Still Voting to Confirm Trump’s Judicial Nominees?
Democrats on the Judiciary Committee keep decrying Trump nominees as unqualified extremists. They also keep voting to confirm them.
ballsandstrikes.org
February 17, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I get that this fucks up peoples lives and starts witch-hunts.
But a lot of us are out and have practice dealing with belligerent, ignorant cissies. We must protect our vulnerable, but I don't know why that protection doesn't involve more of us threatening that we will ... comply with the law.
But a lot of us are out and have practice dealing with belligerent, ignorant cissies. We must protect our vulnerable, but I don't know why that protection doesn't involve more of us threatening that we will ... comply with the law.
@rikiwilchins.bsky.social 2026 Feb 17 EITM:
Idaho bathroom bill that would apply to private --not just govt--buildings passes house & heads to senate. Business could face negligence liability suits for failing to unspecified "reasonable steps." 8 ID Dems stayed united against it.
Idaho bathroom bill that would apply to private --not just govt--buildings passes house & heads to senate. Business could face negligence liability suits for failing to unspecified "reasonable steps." 8 ID Dems stayed united against it.
Idaho House Votes, Passes Trans Bathroom Ban In Private Businesses As Bill Rockets Through Legislature
The bathroom ban bill will now go to the senate.
www.erininthemorning.com
February 17, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I get that this fucks up peoples lives and starts witch-hunts.
But a lot of us are out and have practice dealing with belligerent, ignorant cissies. We must protect our vulnerable, but I don't know why that protection doesn't involve more of us threatening that we will ... comply with the law.
But a lot of us are out and have practice dealing with belligerent, ignorant cissies. We must protect our vulnerable, but I don't know why that protection doesn't involve more of us threatening that we will ... comply with the law.
I think most (not all) of the "vote for Gavin Newsom you ignorant fuckmelons" people are idiots who are mad that trans people have "moms" and "dads" who would stand between their child and a pack of raging lions, so they ain't gonna okay demonizing their child bc of a good social media intern.
I think most (not all) of the "I will never vote for Gavin Newsom" people are communists who are mad that Americans don't like communism and want to destroy the Democratic party out of revenge. They don't care how many elections Republicans win or how many trans people die as long as the Dems fall.
February 17, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I think most (not all) of the "vote for Gavin Newsom you ignorant fuckmelons" people are idiots who are mad that trans people have "moms" and "dads" who would stand between their child and a pack of raging lions, so they ain't gonna okay demonizing their child bc of a good social media intern.
@nora.zone
is SO RUDE that this one time I made a joke & you know what they did? They **didn't get the joke**. And then they didn't even laugh politely to save my feelings! And so then I explained the joke & they were all "ok" and went on w their day. And then the next day they called me a kobold.
is SO RUDE that this one time I made a joke & you know what they did? They **didn't get the joke**. And then they didn't even laugh politely to save my feelings! And so then I explained the joke & they were all "ok" and went on w their day. And then the next day they called me a kobold.
February 17, 2026 at 6:51 PM
@nora.zone
is SO RUDE that this one time I made a joke & you know what they did? They **didn't get the joke**. And then they didn't even laugh politely to save my feelings! And so then I explained the joke & they were all "ok" and went on w their day. And then the next day they called me a kobold.
is SO RUDE that this one time I made a joke & you know what they did? They **didn't get the joke**. And then they didn't even laugh politely to save my feelings! And so then I explained the joke & they were all "ok" and went on w their day. And then the next day they called me a kobold.
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Drafting a poll. Hilary Cass has been spouting a lot of stuff that should get push-back in the media, but doesn't, like policing haircuts and nicknames to prevent trans cooties. Yet bc of the Cass report ppl treat her as an authority.
Who wants to see Cass interviewed by @ichotiner.bsky.social ?
Who wants to see Cass interviewed by @ichotiner.bsky.social ?
I would give a lot of money to someone on a high-profile news-interview show to simply ask,
"How do you police the haircuts of children who don't tell the NHS that they think they're trans? And what government department should be in charge of approving children's haircuts, do you think?"
"How do you police the haircuts of children who don't tell the NHS that they think they're trans? And what government department should be in charge of approving children's haircuts, do you think?"
But those children, the tiny number who because they are trans will only be happy being allowed to transition and grow up to be trans adults, have to be subjected to gatekeeping around FUCKING HAIRCUTS AND PREFERRED NAMES, in order to protect some cis queer kids from haircuts and preferred names.
February 17, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Drafting a poll. Hilary Cass has been spouting a lot of stuff that should get push-back in the media, but doesn't, like policing haircuts and nicknames to prevent trans cooties. Yet bc of the Cass report ppl treat her as an authority.
Who wants to see Cass interviewed by @ichotiner.bsky.social ?
Who wants to see Cass interviewed by @ichotiner.bsky.social ?
"Fuck Gavin Newsom/Wes Streeting/Your Country's Version" is a far more reliable indicator, when placed in someone's bio, than a generic, "I'm an ally! 🏳️⚧️"
(And, yes, there are non-sweary versions I would accept. But I'm a cuss-mouthed floozie, so the swear just came naturally to me.)
(And, yes, there are non-sweary versions I would accept. But I'm a cuss-mouthed floozie, so the swear just came naturally to me.)
When a trans person says they don’t trust Gavin.
The current trend is for random people with “ally” in their profile telling us to concede our rights because we should be embracing the current fascist regime not shaming it.
Not actually listen to real trans people. More educated than them
The current trend is for random people with “ally” in their profile telling us to concede our rights because we should be embracing the current fascist regime not shaming it.
Not actually listen to real trans people. More educated than them
...if you're a trans person who speaks out about how horrible Newsom is on trans issues, you get *flooded* with ppl telling you to "vote blue no matter who". to which I say: fuck you! would you vote for a politician who says he wants to roll back your rights? www.erininthemorning.com/p/why-transg...
February 17, 2026 at 8:46 AM
"Fuck Gavin Newsom/Wes Streeting/Your Country's Version" is a far more reliable indicator, when placed in someone's bio, than a generic, "I'm an ally! 🏳️⚧️"
(And, yes, there are non-sweary versions I would accept. But I'm a cuss-mouthed floozie, so the swear just came naturally to me.)
(And, yes, there are non-sweary versions I would accept. But I'm a cuss-mouthed floozie, so the swear just came naturally to me.)
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BREAKING NEWS!- PM Aurora Maccormicki replaces PM Tuxley II amid Bird Flu crisis.
“Women should be in charge during crisis. I only won the tariff war because I delegated my Bluesky and [TrustMe Social] media account to a female staffer who threatened America with total annihilation.” -Tuxley II
“Women should be in charge during crisis. I only won the tariff war because I delegated my Bluesky and [TrustMe Social] media account to a female staffer who threatened America with total annihilation.” -Tuxley II
February 17, 2026 at 8:13 AM
BREAKING NEWS!- PM Aurora Maccormicki replaces PM Tuxley II amid Bird Flu crisis.
“Women should be in charge during crisis. I only won the tariff war because I delegated my Bluesky and [TrustMe Social] media account to a female staffer who threatened America with total annihilation.” -Tuxley II
“Women should be in charge during crisis. I only won the tariff war because I delegated my Bluesky and [TrustMe Social] media account to a female staffer who threatened America with total annihilation.” -Tuxley II
I kind of love not knowing if this is some contemporary feminist having anachronistic fun or if this really existed decades ago, perhaps before I was born.
February 17, 2026 at 8:17 AM
I kind of love not knowing if this is some contemporary feminist having anachronistic fun or if this really existed decades ago, perhaps before I was born.
I owe you an apology, Mr. Jennings. I was not familiar with your game.
February 17, 2026 at 7:32 AM
I owe you an apology, Mr. Jennings. I was not familiar with your game.
Drafting a poll. Hilary Cass has been spouting a lot of stuff that should get push-back in the media, but doesn't, like policing haircuts and nicknames to prevent trans cooties. Yet bc of the Cass report ppl treat her as an authority.
Who wants to see Cass interviewed by @ichotiner.bsky.social ?
Who wants to see Cass interviewed by @ichotiner.bsky.social ?
I would give a lot of money to someone on a high-profile news-interview show to simply ask,
"How do you police the haircuts of children who don't tell the NHS that they think they're trans? And what government department should be in charge of approving children's haircuts, do you think?"
"How do you police the haircuts of children who don't tell the NHS that they think they're trans? And what government department should be in charge of approving children's haircuts, do you think?"
But those children, the tiny number who because they are trans will only be happy being allowed to transition and grow up to be trans adults, have to be subjected to gatekeeping around FUCKING HAIRCUTS AND PREFERRED NAMES, in order to protect some cis queer kids from haircuts and preferred names.
February 17, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Drafting a poll. Hilary Cass has been spouting a lot of stuff that should get push-back in the media, but doesn't, like policing haircuts and nicknames to prevent trans cooties. Yet bc of the Cass report ppl treat her as an authority.
Who wants to see Cass interviewed by @ichotiner.bsky.social ?
Who wants to see Cass interviewed by @ichotiner.bsky.social ?
Okay, Alt-text experts:
I write alt-text all the time, but I just had to alt-text Betty White saying, "Maaaaybe!" and I realized that I don't know how screen readers handle that sort of thing & if it actually comes across or if it's better for folks depending on alt-text if I spell it by the book.
I write alt-text all the time, but I just had to alt-text Betty White saying, "Maaaaybe!" and I realized that I don't know how screen readers handle that sort of thing & if it actually comes across or if it's better for folks depending on alt-text if I spell it by the book.
February 17, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Okay, Alt-text experts:
I write alt-text all the time, but I just had to alt-text Betty White saying, "Maaaaybe!" and I realized that I don't know how screen readers handle that sort of thing & if it actually comes across or if it's better for folks depending on alt-text if I spell it by the book.
I write alt-text all the time, but I just had to alt-text Betty White saying, "Maaaaybe!" and I realized that I don't know how screen readers handle that sort of thing & if it actually comes across or if it's better for folks depending on alt-text if I spell it by the book.
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Elana Meyers Taylor.
Wins medals in 4 Olympics (bronze in 2010, silver in 2014/18/22)
In 2020 & 2022, she has kids. Both have special needs. She lives on the road with them, flying around the world for months at a time to compete in bobsled.
And THEN! At 41! She wins her first gold.
American hero.
Wins medals in 4 Olympics (bronze in 2010, silver in 2014/18/22)
In 2020 & 2022, she has kids. Both have special needs. She lives on the road with them, flying around the world for months at a time to compete in bobsled.
And THEN! At 41! She wins her first gold.
American hero.
February 16, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Elana Meyers Taylor.
Wins medals in 4 Olympics (bronze in 2010, silver in 2014/18/22)
In 2020 & 2022, she has kids. Both have special needs. She lives on the road with them, flying around the world for months at a time to compete in bobsled.
And THEN! At 41! She wins her first gold.
American hero.
Wins medals in 4 Olympics (bronze in 2010, silver in 2014/18/22)
In 2020 & 2022, she has kids. Both have special needs. She lives on the road with them, flying around the world for months at a time to compete in bobsled.
And THEN! At 41! She wins her first gold.
American hero.
Sleigh, queen!
MY BOBSLEIGH LADIES SLEIGHED AND TAKE HOME GOLD AND BRONZE,!!! 🥇🥉
Letz GOOOOOOO Elana Taylor Meyers and Kaillie Humphries,!!
Elana,,, the most decorated black winter Olympian of All time finally takes her gold,!! So proud,!!!
Letz GOOOOOOO Elana Taylor Meyers and Kaillie Humphries,!!
Elana,,, the most decorated black winter Olympian of All time finally takes her gold,!! So proud,!!!
February 17, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Sleigh, queen!
You can tell from the glitter in their name!
iiiiiii am gay :)
February 17, 2026 at 4:03 AM
You can tell from the glitter in their name!
1/x: I respect AMC and we agree on lots. I think this particular statement needs refinement, however, so I'm gonna give y'all a short thread. If you're AMC fans and inclined to dismiss her "opponents" I still hope you give this thread a shot.
The secret to engaging in social media debate is knowing you will never win anyone over. The best you can hope for is to have people who already agree with tell you you're awesome. You might great a dopamine thrill from the righteousness of your anger! Fine benefits, all. But you will never win.
February 17, 2026 at 3:27 AM
1/x: I respect AMC and we agree on lots. I think this particular statement needs refinement, however, so I'm gonna give y'all a short thread. If you're AMC fans and inclined to dismiss her "opponents" I still hope you give this thread a shot.
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February 16, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Jezebel is expanding our freelance roster. If you have strong opinions, chaotic takes, or a deeply unserious ranking yearning for a home, we want to hear from you.
Email [email protected] with two headline ideas (please no full drafts!) and any clips you’ve got.
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OMG, this one is so fucking useful.
February 16, 2026 at 11:11 PM
OMG, this one is so fucking useful.