Crip Dyke
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Crip Dyke
@cripdyke.bsky.social
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Thanks for reading! I'll be using my BlueSky account primarily to support my professional writing at Wonkette and Pervert Justice. If you want to read an eclectic mix of socially important stories, longer analysis, and occasional humor, come visit or even support me at PervertJustice.
Alice Wong was a hero. If you don't know anything about her, you should.
February 14, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Turns out that many of us can walk and piss on Meta at the same time.
“We will launch during a dynamic political environment where many civil society groups that we would expect to attack us would have their resources focused on other concerns,” according to the document from Meta’s Reality Labs.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
Meta Plans to Add Facial Recognition Technology to Its Smart Glasses
www.nytimes.com
February 14, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Post an image you can hear:
February 14, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I mogg the looksmaxxers.
if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them
February 14, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Gavin Newsom is the FunkoPOP! bobblehead of Ben Shapiro.
Gavin Newsom is the NFT of guys
February 14, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Pulls pants up high on my hips, coughs, puts tea in microwave, presses start, turns back toward the webcam, and adopts best @gailsimone.bsky.social voice:

"Why don't they ever have any comic books that don't have superheroes in them?"

Hears ding, turns around, gets tea out of microwave, and sips.
February 14, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Someone brought up Spawn, I didn't want to do this in their thread promoting a comic, but I'll say here I had the privilege of going to a free prescreening of the Spawn movie in the 1990s. Comics fans one and all. Many of us Spawn fans.

We all walked out thinking it was the worst movie ever made.
February 14, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Poor Rupert's got the semi-erect, semi-splayed stance of a permian synapsid or triassic parasuchid.
Nothing sadder than Rupert while his chicken is cooking. Sound on.
February 14, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I know this is a sex toy, but I'm not sure if you're supposed to just float on some warmth and vibes or if you're supposed to insert it, and if so, where?
tired: discussing if AI has qualia
wired: discussing the remote for the sony qualia projector
February 14, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I agree with 2015 Gavin Newsom.

If you think that living our lives out loud is about human dignity and self worth, then it should be non-negotiable, and a grand total of zero politicians who agree with Charlie Kirk on restricting trans dignity and self worth should receive your money or your vote.
About ten years ago I interviewed Gavin Newsom about his involvement with marriage equality, and here's what he had to say about Democrats who don't support queer people:
February 14, 2026 at 12:19 AM
No context BlueSky:
the broadcast just cut to a woman who looks like she could single-handedly storm a medieval castle, which means that the Twink Show Jumping broadcast has cut temporarily to Butch Thunderdome With Sticks

both of these things are good and beautiful
February 13, 2026 at 10:10 PM
"Volvox. That dweam wiffin a dweam."
Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking around a microscopic volvox algae colony. 🫧🐻🧪
February 13, 2026 at 9:49 PM
I'm not a big believer in horseshoe theory, but if you want to blow your own mind, try defending the proposition that the essence of womanhood is victimization within a scheme of sexist exploitation and simultaneously reject the idea that equal pay for equal work is an attack on all women.
This is part of a thoughtful thread of replies, which I will now cheapen by saying my instinctive response to the radfem idea that woman is defined by being on the bad side of an uneven power relationship was "Then every woman should just become a man, then."
I think to some degree it's valid/necessary to hinge parts of your identity and your understanding of that identity on oppression you face, that is huge part of who we are, but hinging ALL of your identity on your oppression just makes you vulnerable to radicalization. You're dehumanizing yourself.
February 13, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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"Oh but if all women transition no one will have children!!"

Make it patriarchy's problem. Transition and watch them panic.
February 13, 2026 at 9:07 PM
"We're waiting to find out what happened."

I'm sorry, is this a trick news story?

People hate ICE. People hate Trump. Someone with just the right amount of moral praiseworthiness - not to little and not too much - decided to break a bit of trivial law.

Story done. You're welcome!
Someone hacked into Chicago’s DOT traffic sign who knew the assignment :::
February 13, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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Wamf Bamf thank you mamf
February 13, 2026 at 8:50 PM
1/x: This what drives me nuts about the hubris and epistemic confidence of the VBNMW crowd.

Yes, elected Dems aren't embodying Nazism. So it seems like VBNMW is a form of harm reduction.

But VBNMW made Nazism inevitable by empowering Dems who laid the social foundation.
AOC: "Extreme level of wealth inequality leads to social instability and drives authoritarianism, right-wing populism, and really dangerous domestic internal politics. That is a direct outcome of the failure of democracies over decades to deliver."
February 13, 2026 at 7:43 PM
However depraved and horrible you think ICE's actions were on the day they killed Alex Pretti, here comes an interview with the woman he was trying to help to prove those actions were worse. Worse than I even imagined.
“They were hellbent on not allowing anybody to help him until he was dead,” she said. “I was right there, and they — all of them — made the decision to deny me access to give him the best possible chance of survival.”
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: “I was literally begging the agent who was holding me back to let me do CPR,” she told The Intercept.
February 13, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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you can't be like "Christina Hendricks hubba hubba" you need to post "she should do credit card fraud on me" over a picture of Janice the muppet
February 13, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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I am one of the most published academics on the childhood social transition, with 5 peer reviewed articles that relate to the topic.

There is so much evidence of benefit of social transition.

There is no evidence of harm. Not one jot.

This will literally kill trans kids. No exaggeration.
February 12, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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An update: ACLU Southern California and the National Coalition Against Censorship issued a joint letter today saying the Los Angeles Public Library likely violated First Amendment rights by cancelling a Read Palestine Week event planned for last Dec. 6. ncac.org/news/cancele...
Canceled for Their Views: NCAC and ACLU SoCal Challenge LAPL
Two civil liberties groups say the Los Angeles Public Library violated the First Amendment by canceling a Read Palestine Week author event.
ncac.org
February 11, 2026 at 12:50 AM
The ethics rules for lawyers are not only entirely insufficient, they're fundamentally misguided.
what’s the most obvious on-the-ground truth that your profession knows, but people don’t live like it’s true?
what other jfc-inducing truths are sitting in plain sight for people who know how to see what’s happening?
February 13, 2026 at 3:21 AM
He only came up with Italian bc he was wracking his brain trying to make it think of a culture that is as different as possible from Scots or Irish while still meeting his qualifications for fully human.
2/2 The guy should be a little embarrassed at “Scots and Irish” (not the same) and then just adding Italians as if that’s just evidently sensible.
February 13, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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Check your bsky settings. Looks like one of the recent updates defaulted the option to require alt text to off even if you previously enabled the function. And if you aren’t using alt text, now is a good time to start.
February 12, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Olivia Miles just scored 14 points in 6 minutes and TBH I don't feel like she's played her best game.
February 13, 2026 at 1:08 AM