Crip Dyke
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Crip Dyke
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1/x: This what drives me nuts about the hubris and epistemic confidence of the VBNMW crowd.

Yes, elected Dems aren't embodying Nazism. So it seems like VBNMW is a form of harm reduction.

But VBNMW made Nazism inevitable by empowering Dems who laid the social foundation.
AOC: "Extreme level of wealth inequality leads to social instability and drives authoritarianism, right-wing populism, and really dangerous domestic internal politics. That is a direct outcome of the failure of democracies over decades to deliver."
February 13, 2026 at 7:43 PM
However depraved and horrible you think ICE's actions were on the day they killed Alex Pretti, here comes an interview with the woman he was trying to help to prove those actions were worse. Worse than I even imagined.
“They were hellbent on not allowing anybody to help him until he was dead,” she said. “I was right there, and they — all of them — made the decision to deny me access to give him the best possible chance of survival.”
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: “I was literally begging the agent who was holding me back to let me do CPR,” she told The Intercept.
February 13, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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you can't be like "Christina Hendricks hubba hubba" you need to post "she should do credit card fraud on me" over a picture of Janice the muppet
February 13, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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I am one of the most published academics on the childhood social transition, with 5 peer reviewed articles that relate to the topic.

There is so much evidence of benefit of social transition.

There is no evidence of harm. Not one jot.

This will literally kill trans kids. No exaggeration.
February 12, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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An update: ACLU Southern California and the National Coalition Against Censorship issued a joint letter today saying the Los Angeles Public Library likely violated First Amendment rights by cancelling a Read Palestine Week event planned for last Dec. 6. ncac.org/news/cancele...
Canceled for Their Views: NCAC and ACLU SoCal Challenge LAPL
Two civil liberties groups say the Los Angeles Public Library violated the First Amendment by canceling a Read Palestine Week author event.
ncac.org
February 11, 2026 at 12:50 AM
The ethics rules for lawyers are not only entirely insufficient, they're fundamentally misguided.
what’s the most obvious on-the-ground truth that your profession knows, but people don’t live like it’s true?
what other jfc-inducing truths are sitting in plain sight for people who know how to see what’s happening?
February 13, 2026 at 3:21 AM
He only came up with Italian bc he was wracking his brain trying to make it think of a culture that is as different as possible from Scots or Irish while still meeting his qualifications for fully human.
2/2 The guy should be a little embarrassed at “Scots and Irish” (not the same) and then just adding Italians as if that’s just evidently sensible.
February 13, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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Check your bsky settings. Looks like one of the recent updates defaulted the option to require alt text to off even if you previously enabled the function. And if you aren’t using alt text, now is a good time to start.
February 12, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Olivia Miles just scored 14 points in 6 minutes and TBH I don't feel like she's played her best game.
February 13, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Fave version of this is from an 80s zombie movie in which a girl's boyfriend gets Zd and then attacks her. When she resists, he says,

"If you really loved me, you'd let me eat your brain."
Incredible stuff, why hasn’t anyone tried this before
February 13, 2026 at 12:57 AM
A slutty, drunk superhero stars in her own movie, capturing the hearts of millions?

Why does that make me think of Cricket?
February 13, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Pundits: We could decrease mass shootings by 0.1% by sending all trans ppl to concentration camps. Any politician who wants to be taken seriously must consider this.

10k Letters to the Editors: What about reducing guns and universal mental health care?

Pundits: Don't overreact on gun control.
February 13, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Me: "Haolong has spiky skin."

BFF: "How long has spiky skin ... what?"

Me: "Yes."

BFF: "I don't know what you're talking about."

Me: "Third base!"
February 12, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Gallup polling has confirmed that Trump's approval rating is zero.

They measured zero people who approve of Trump.

I, for one, think Trump's zero approval rating should be widely reported.
February 12, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I don't want it to spill over on the players who played under her (e.g. Britney Griner), but I just loathe Kim Mulkey.

It gets so hard not to root against LSU in situations where with any other team I'd just be rooting for the athletes to stay healthy and play a close, exciting, skillful game.
February 12, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek:

I have tried numerous times to drop a pic of Joe Morton's character in Brother From Another Planet.

I can only conclude BlueSky's image server is racist.
February 12, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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They cry about those who regret getting surgery and then they ban haircuts. These people are beneath contempt.
February 12, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I love our Dok so much.
The Air Force's new coal-powered stealth bomber is ready to take on enemy Dreadnoughts!

Donald Trump Orders Pentagon: Buy Coal Power, To Whip The Kaiser!
www.wonkette.com/p/donald-tru...
Donald Trump Orders Pentagon: Buy Coal Power, To Whip The Kaiser!
Also, the industry gave him its new Coalpile Peace Prize.
www.wonkette.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:11 PM
FYI: Spending 1 day a month eating cookies in bed and reading comfort fiction under the comforters is a perfectly normal response to our abnormal world.

If cookies in bed lasts more than 4 days, consult a BFF.
yeah, no, reality still sucks. going back to bed to read more murderbot
February 12, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I'm sorry, did you say we can't put pedophiles in positions of power anymore bc they're blackmail targets?

"GOSH GEE WHIZ, WHATEVER WILL WE DO?" CD says in LavenderScarean.
February 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I just looked it up and Ryan Kiera Armstrong - who played Fern in Skeleton Crew and was absolutely fantastic in it as a 12-yo tomboy Han Solo-type of Star Wars scoundrel - is going to star in the new Buffy The Vamp Slayer reboot!

I rarely pay attention to actors, but could not be happier w this.
February 12, 2026 at 6:39 PM
What the actual fuck? They jailed her for giving her infant food during a hurricane that turned out to be harmful?

What the fuck else was she supposed to do?
this country hates women, children, and families so much
Mother Whose Infant Died After Drinking Cow’s Milk During Hurricane Katrina Denied Parole
February 12, 2026 at 6:33 PM
It does indeed give off the vibes of other genocides, bc it's motivated by the same mindset of domination and supremacy.

We don't know what intersex culture might look like, bc cissexual culture has made it impossible -- much like I don't know what Umpqua culture looked like bc white ppl erased it.
(4/4) When they say they don't hate trans people or want a genocide, this is the lie they're telling themselves- by restoring the target to "normalcy" they are eliminating the problem without harming the person.

Gives "kill the Indian and save the man" and how did those boarding schools work out?
February 12, 2026 at 6:25 PM
In the 1990s I was researching how the state of OR treated intersex children in its supervision or custody. Despite the medical justification for forced surgery on infants being that parents can't accept ISX kids, and ^rate of abuse in foster system, literally NO ONE in the OR system knew anything.
Jimmy's dad is an abusive racist who gets into fights every weekend at his local.

Hmmmm something tells me Jimmy's dad won't take the news well.

This is so unsafe for the child.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
'Vast majority' of parents should be involved if children question gender, schools told
School leaders welcome the
www.bbc.co.uk
February 12, 2026 at 5:39 PM
See? This right here is the desperate threat to our communities that immigration poses: You get that many taquerias and Thai restaurants and and and samosalons in one town and pretty soon even your Bookmobile is calling in "sick" to go snacking with friends!

IT'S A CRISIS!
The Bookmobile is taking an unscheduled pit stop today. We'll be back to our regular weekly schedule on Monday (2/16)! Questions? Call 734-482-4110 x1316 or email [email protected].
February 12, 2026 at 5:23 PM