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Crip Dyke
@cripdyke.bsky.social
· Dec 7
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This is exactly the @schumer.senate.gov way.
He has plans to get more Senate Dems elected -- hoping, of course, that he can become the Majority Leader -- but no plans to rescue US citizens from ICE or to rescue immigrants from overcrowded, unsanitary detention - even if they must still be detained.
He has plans to get more Senate Dems elected -- hoping, of course, that he can become the Majority Leader -- but no plans to rescue US citizens from ICE or to rescue immigrants from overcrowded, unsanitary detention - even if they must still be detained.
Politicians have all but abandoned their duties to the people, preferring instead to advocate for their own interests and bigotries, personal enrichment and power.
They no longer represent us in most cases, but themselves using our backs to stand upon, above us.
They no longer represent us in most cases, but themselves using our backs to stand upon, above us.
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 AM
This is exactly the @schumer.senate.gov way.
He has plans to get more Senate Dems elected -- hoping, of course, that he can become the Majority Leader -- but no plans to rescue US citizens from ICE or to rescue immigrants from overcrowded, unsanitary detention - even if they must still be detained.
He has plans to get more Senate Dems elected -- hoping, of course, that he can become the Majority Leader -- but no plans to rescue US citizens from ICE or to rescue immigrants from overcrowded, unsanitary detention - even if they must still be detained.
This anti-trans frathouse fuckmelon is on HORMONE REPLACEMENT THERAPY?
Our motherfucking media is useless. How do you NOT mention this when he's arguing against trans health care?
And how do you print this fact here without immediately calling attention to his opposition to hormones for trans ppl?
Our motherfucking media is useless. How do you NOT mention this when he's arguing against trans health care?
And how do you print this fact here without immediately calling attention to his opposition to hormones for trans ppl?
November 25, 2025 at 7:27 AM
This anti-trans frathouse fuckmelon is on HORMONE REPLACEMENT THERAPY?
Our motherfucking media is useless. How do you NOT mention this when he's arguing against trans health care?
And how do you print this fact here without immediately calling attention to his opposition to hormones for trans ppl?
Our motherfucking media is useless. How do you NOT mention this when he's arguing against trans health care?
And how do you print this fact here without immediately calling attention to his opposition to hormones for trans ppl?
A constituent of @wyden.senate.gov and @jeff-merkley.bsky.social has been abducted by lawbreaking federal agents, and the best of the two of these men is arguing that maybe Schumer shouldn't put his finger on the primary scale for corporatists.
But where's the outrage for Christian? The presser?
But where's the outrage for Christian? The presser?
ICE kidnapped a 17-year-old U.S. citizen named Christian Jimenez. Jimenez, a high school senior born in Newberg, Oregon, was driving on his school’s lunch break when ICE/CBP agents stopped his car, smashed his window, and abducted him on November 21, 2025.
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
A constituent of @wyden.senate.gov and @jeff-merkley.bsky.social has been abducted by lawbreaking federal agents, and the best of the two of these men is arguing that maybe Schumer shouldn't put his finger on the primary scale for corporatists.
But where's the outrage for Christian? The presser?
But where's the outrage for Christian? The presser?
A moose done bit my sister Nell, eh? While Whitey's profiting off residential schools.
A moose bit my sister
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
A moose done bit my sister Nell, eh? While Whitey's profiting off residential schools.
This thread naming Chotiner a journalistic vampire and insisting that he play by the rules of Let The Right One In is short, pointed, and delightful:
I generally try not to comment on Twitter but Isaac Chotiner is over there giving Semafor body blows right now and I just want to say I find it alarming that he's allowed to come for you without warning (asking for an interview)
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
This thread naming Chotiner a journalistic vampire and insisting that he play by the rules of Let The Right One In is short, pointed, and delightful:
"Alex Nguyen, a spokesman for Mr. Schumer, disputed that notion. 'Our North Star is winning the Senate majority in 2026 & any decision is made to achieve that goal,' he said in a statement."
YES. THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
All you care about is party power, not ppl, not the constitution. Fight for *US.*
YES. THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
All you care about is party power, not ppl, not the constitution. Fight for *US.*
Wow — Senators Van Hollen, Smith, Murphy, Sanders, Warren, Markey, Merkley, Heinrich have created an official internal "Fight Club."
They're challenging Schumer & Gillibrand's leadership, arguing the party is using an old, corporate-friendly playbook insufficient to take on Trump or win elections.
They're challenging Schumer & Gillibrand's leadership, arguing the party is using an old, corporate-friendly playbook insufficient to take on Trump or win elections.
Chuck Schumer Faces Pushback From a ‘Fight Club’ of Senate Democrats
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
"Alex Nguyen, a spokesman for Mr. Schumer, disputed that notion. 'Our North Star is winning the Senate majority in 2026 & any decision is made to achieve that goal,' he said in a statement."
YES. THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
All you care about is party power, not ppl, not the constitution. Fight for *US.*
YES. THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
All you care about is party power, not ppl, not the constitution. Fight for *US.*
I have been yelling at @merkley.senate.gov since the first CR fight. I've also tagged @markey.senate.gov and others before.
But I've lived my life in the PNW - OR, WA, & BC. So the one I want to congratulate most is Merkley. Where are @wyden.senate.gov @cantwell.senate.gov & @murray.senate.gov ?
But I've lived my life in the PNW - OR, WA, & BC. So the one I want to congratulate most is Merkley. Where are @wyden.senate.gov @cantwell.senate.gov & @murray.senate.gov ?
Wow — Senators Van Hollen, Smith, Murphy, Sanders, Warren, Markey, Merkley, Heinrich have created an official internal "Fight Club."
They're challenging Schumer & Gillibrand's leadership, arguing the party is using an old, corporate-friendly playbook insufficient to take on Trump or win elections.
They're challenging Schumer & Gillibrand's leadership, arguing the party is using an old, corporate-friendly playbook insufficient to take on Trump or win elections.
Chuck Schumer Faces Pushback From a ‘Fight Club’ of Senate Democrats
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I have been yelling at @merkley.senate.gov since the first CR fight. I've also tagged @markey.senate.gov and others before.
But I've lived my life in the PNW - OR, WA, & BC. So the one I want to congratulate most is Merkley. Where are @wyden.senate.gov @cantwell.senate.gov & @murray.senate.gov ?
But I've lived my life in the PNW - OR, WA, & BC. So the one I want to congratulate most is Merkley. Where are @wyden.senate.gov @cantwell.senate.gov & @murray.senate.gov ?
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In Morrow County, healthy adults were coming down with unexplained medical conditions, including diseases that usually afflicted the elderly.
In a survey of 30 homes, at least 25 miscarriages and a half dozen people living with one kidney were reported.
🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
In a survey of 30 homes, at least 25 miscarriages and a half dozen people living with one kidney were reported.
🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
In Morrow County, healthy adults were coming down with unexplained medical conditions, including diseases that usually afflicted the elderly.
In a survey of 30 homes, at least 25 miscarriages and a half dozen people living with one kidney were reported.
🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
In a survey of 30 homes, at least 25 miscarriages and a half dozen people living with one kidney were reported.
🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
How much extra to get the red panda version?
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
How much extra to get the red panda version?
When they say that there's a masculinity crisis, they mean Andrew Tate. Andrew Tate is the masculinity crisis.
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
When they say that there's a masculinity crisis, they mean Andrew Tate. Andrew Tate is the masculinity crisis.
An important thread:
BREAKING:
Sorry to interrupt the football, but Kilmar Abrego Garcia has filed additional information claiming the feds misrepresented Costa Rica's position on accepting Abrego Garcia.
www.courtlistener.com/docket/70475...
Sorry to interrupt the football, but Kilmar Abrego Garcia has filed additional information claiming the feds misrepresented Costa Rica's position on accepting Abrego Garcia.
www.courtlistener.com/docket/70475...
November 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
An important thread:
So Musk is paying Africans in Africa to pretend to be Americans afraid that Africans are going to take all the good jobs from Americans so that the Americans in America will fear the Africans in Africa who don't have to travel to America because Musk already gave them jobs in Africa?
Huh.
Huh.
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
So Musk is paying Africans in Africa to pretend to be Americans afraid that Africans are going to take all the good jobs from Americans so that the Americans in America will fear the Africans in Africa who don't have to travel to America because Musk already gave them jobs in Africa?
Huh.
Huh.
MCL recommended Blood Trials a few weeks back. took a while to get hold of it, now I'm 42% through and I was hooked before, but this bit railroad-spiked me to the cover until I finish and find Praetorian with a med kit.
Well-recommended, MCL. Well recommended.
Well-recommended, MCL. Well recommended.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
MCL recommended Blood Trials a few weeks back. took a while to get hold of it, now I'm 42% through and I was hooked before, but this bit railroad-spiked me to the cover until I finish and find Praetorian with a med kit.
Well-recommended, MCL. Well recommended.
Well-recommended, MCL. Well recommended.
I would think he's a Bears fan -- not only bc he's from Chicago, but also bc he has a bald pate, and baldy knows what side the bears are on btw the baldies and the youth of today.
FLY EAGLES FLY
ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY
FIGHT EAGLES FIGHT
SCORE A TOUCHDOWN 1 2 3
HIT ‘EM LOW
HIT ‘EM HIGH
AND WATCH OUR EAGLES FIGHT
FLY EAGLES FLY
ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY
E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES! 🦅
GO BIRDS 💚
ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY
FIGHT EAGLES FIGHT
SCORE A TOUCHDOWN 1 2 3
HIT ‘EM LOW
HIT ‘EM HIGH
AND WATCH OUR EAGLES FIGHT
FLY EAGLES FLY
ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY
E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES! 🦅
GO BIRDS 💚
November 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I would think he's a Bears fan -- not only bc he's from Chicago, but also bc he has a bald pate, and baldy knows what side the bears are on btw the baldies and the youth of today.
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Another indication that is past time that we demand that leaders in the heterosexual community do something about the pathologies and excesses of this decadent lifestyle choice.
Wait, so Ryan Lizza is charging people to view the raunchy texts from the guy who was boinking his fiance? Content aside, isn't that kind of f-ed up?
November 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Another indication that is past time that we demand that leaders in the heterosexual community do something about the pathologies and excesses of this decadent lifestyle choice.
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As long as he remains forgotten, Schrödinger both is and is not a saint.
November 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
As long as he remains forgotten, Schrödinger both is and is not a saint.
Well. This aged badly.
And quickly.
1.9 seconds for USC to try to turn it around, but whatever happens, ND exceeded expectations.
And quickly.
1.9 seconds for USC to try to turn it around, but whatever happens, ND exceeded expectations.
I don't think the Irish are going to beat USC, but that was a helluva way to close out the 3rd quarter.
November 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Well. This aged badly.
And quickly.
1.9 seconds for USC to try to turn it around, but whatever happens, ND exceeded expectations.
And quickly.
1.9 seconds for USC to try to turn it around, but whatever happens, ND exceeded expectations.
I don't think the Irish are going to beat USC, but that was a helluva way to close out the 3rd quarter.
November 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I don't think the Irish are going to beat USC, but that was a helluva way to close out the 3rd quarter.
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Stupid Things You Hear In A Wheelchair
By me and @postcardsbybecky.bsky.social
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November 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Stupid Things You Hear In A Wheelchair
By me and @postcardsbybecky.bsky.social
Read more cartoons! --> #PoliCartoon
Support our cartoons! --> patreon.com/barry
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Read more cartoons! --> #PoliCartoon
Support our cartoons! --> patreon.com/barry
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"Oh Mamdani, you're so lovely!!!"
"Yes I know it, I can't help it!"
"Yes I know it, I can't help it!"
big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
November 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
"Oh Mamdani, you're so lovely!!!"
"Yes I know it, I can't help it!"
"Yes I know it, I can't help it!"
For the many, many people who never saw the Cloak & Dagger TV show, I **heartily** recommend it. Far from your average teen drama or superhero slugfest, this is an intelligent show that struggles to and succeeds at writing a true collaborative relationship btw a white teen girl and a Black teen boy.
November 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
For the many, many people who never saw the Cloak & Dagger TV show, I **heartily** recommend it. Far from your average teen drama or superhero slugfest, this is an intelligent show that struggles to and succeeds at writing a true collaborative relationship btw a white teen girl and a Black teen boy.
Agree with everything here but the last.
I have frequently (and I hope persuasively) spoken about the need for both insiders and outsiders. Outsiders shouldn't demean insiders for choosing different tactics.
THAT SAID: if you choose to work invisibly, no one should feel obliged to praise you.
I have frequently (and I hope persuasively) spoken about the need for both insiders and outsiders. Outsiders shouldn't demean insiders for choosing different tactics.
THAT SAID: if you choose to work invisibly, no one should feel obliged to praise you.
Again, I think it's great if she's been working behind the scenes to stop Dems from jumping ship from trans rights on certain votes. That is important and difficult, and we can and should appreciate it.
November 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Agree with everything here but the last.
I have frequently (and I hope persuasively) spoken about the need for both insiders and outsiders. Outsiders shouldn't demean insiders for choosing different tactics.
THAT SAID: if you choose to work invisibly, no one should feel obliged to praise you.
I have frequently (and I hope persuasively) spoken about the need for both insiders and outsiders. Outsiders shouldn't demean insiders for choosing different tactics.
THAT SAID: if you choose to work invisibly, no one should feel obliged to praise you.
Half a league, half a league, half a league onward.
Two in the safety of Fox,
Glib lies they chundered.
"Forward, the Trumpist aides!"
Were viewers e'er dismayed?
Not though the MAGA knew
Someone had blundered.
Two in the safety of Fox,
Glib lies they chundered.
"Forward, the Trumpist aides!"
Were viewers e'er dismayed?
Not though the MAGA knew
Someone had blundered.
VARNEY: This deal in my opinion would be a win for Putin. You happy with that?
MARKWAYNE MULLIN: It's a win for both. Kyiv was never gonna be able to put back into Ukraine -- not Kyiv, but uh, uh, uh, my mind has slipped me
V: Crimea
M: Crimea. They kind of see themselves as more Russian anyways
MARKWAYNE MULLIN: It's a win for both. Kyiv was never gonna be able to put back into Ukraine -- not Kyiv, but uh, uh, uh, my mind has slipped me
V: Crimea
M: Crimea. They kind of see themselves as more Russian anyways
November 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Half a league, half a league, half a league onward.
Two in the safety of Fox,
Glib lies they chundered.
"Forward, the Trumpist aides!"
Were viewers e'er dismayed?
Not though the MAGA knew
Someone had blundered.
Two in the safety of Fox,
Glib lies they chundered.
"Forward, the Trumpist aides!"
Were viewers e'er dismayed?
Not though the MAGA knew
Someone had blundered.
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get these people an IgNobel prize immediately
When pregnant woman boarded a subway car, 38% of the time someone offered her a seat. If someone dressed as Batman was also in the car it rose to 68%.
phys.org/news/2025-11...
phys.org/news/2025-11...
The Batman effect: The mere sight of the 'superhero' can make us more altruistic
If "Batman" appears on the scene, we immediately become more altruistic: in fact, research conducted by psychologists from the Università Cattolica del Sacro Cuore, Milan, shows that the sudden appear...
phys.org
November 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
get these people an IgNobel prize immediately