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Crip Dyke
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· Dec 7
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An update: ACLU Southern California and the National Coalition Against Censorship issued a joint letter today saying the Los Angeles Public Library likely violated First Amendment rights by cancelling a Read Palestine Week event planned for last Dec. 6. ncac.org/news/cancele...
Canceled for Their Views: NCAC and ACLU SoCal Challenge LAPL
Two civil liberties groups say the Los Angeles Public Library violated the First Amendment by canceling a Read Palestine Week author event.
ncac.org
February 11, 2026 at 12:50 AM
An update: ACLU Southern California and the National Coalition Against Censorship issued a joint letter today saying the Los Angeles Public Library likely violated First Amendment rights by cancelling a Read Palestine Week event planned for last Dec. 6. ncac.org/news/cancele...
The ethics rules for lawyers are not only entirely insufficient, they're fundamentally misguided.
what’s the most obvious on-the-ground truth that your profession knows, but people don’t live like it’s true?
what other jfc-inducing truths are sitting in plain sight for people who know how to see what’s happening?
February 13, 2026 at 3:21 AM
The ethics rules for lawyers are not only entirely insufficient, they're fundamentally misguided.
He only came up with Italian bc he was wracking his brain trying to make it think of a culture that is as different as possible from Scots or Irish while still meeting his qualifications for fully human.
2/2 The guy should be a little embarrassed at “Scots and Irish” (not the same) and then just adding Italians as if that’s just evidently sensible.
February 13, 2026 at 3:13 AM
He only came up with Italian bc he was wracking his brain trying to make it think of a culture that is as different as possible from Scots or Irish while still meeting his qualifications for fully human.
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Check your bsky settings. Looks like one of the recent updates defaulted the option to require alt text to off even if you previously enabled the function. And if you aren’t using alt text, now is a good time to start.
February 12, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Check your bsky settings. Looks like one of the recent updates defaulted the option to require alt text to off even if you previously enabled the function. And if you aren’t using alt text, now is a good time to start.
Olivia Miles just scored 14 points in 6 minutes and TBH I don't feel like she's played her best game.
February 13, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Olivia Miles just scored 14 points in 6 minutes and TBH I don't feel like she's played her best game.
Fave version of this is from an 80s zombie movie in which a girl's boyfriend gets Zd and then attacks her. When she resists, he says,
"If you really loved me, you'd let me eat your brain."
"If you really loved me, you'd let me eat your brain."
Incredible stuff, why hasn’t anyone tried this before
February 13, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Fave version of this is from an 80s zombie movie in which a girl's boyfriend gets Zd and then attacks her. When she resists, he says,
"If you really loved me, you'd let me eat your brain."
"If you really loved me, you'd let me eat your brain."
A slutty, drunk superhero stars in her own movie, capturing the hearts of millions?
Why does that make me think of Cricket?
Why does that make me think of Cricket?
There's never been a better time to be a Kara Zor-El fan. Find out more about the upcoming Summer of Supergirl slate HERE!
www.dc.com/blog/2026-02...
www.dc.com/blog/2026-02...
Look Out! Supergirl is Taking Over! | DC
DC Comics Announces the Summer of Supergirl Slate, Featuring Global Retail and Partner Activations as Supergirl Takes Over Superman Day on April 18
www.dc.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:46 AM
A slutty, drunk superhero stars in her own movie, capturing the hearts of millions?
Why does that make me think of Cricket?
Why does that make me think of Cricket?
Pundits: We could decrease mass shootings by 0.1% by sending all trans ppl to concentration camps. Any politician who wants to be taken seriously must consider this.
10k Letters to the Editors: What about reducing guns and universal mental health care?
Pundits: Don't overreact on gun control.
10k Letters to the Editors: What about reducing guns and universal mental health care?
Pundits: Don't overreact on gun control.
February 13, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Pundits: We could decrease mass shootings by 0.1% by sending all trans ppl to concentration camps. Any politician who wants to be taken seriously must consider this.
10k Letters to the Editors: What about reducing guns and universal mental health care?
Pundits: Don't overreact on gun control.
10k Letters to the Editors: What about reducing guns and universal mental health care?
Pundits: Don't overreact on gun control.
Me: "Haolong has spiky skin."
BFF: "How long has spiky skin ... what?"
Me: "Yes."
BFF: "I don't know what you're talking about."
Me: "Third base!"
BFF: "How long has spiky skin ... what?"
Me: "Yes."
BFF: "I don't know what you're talking about."
Me: "Third base!"
February 12, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Me: "Haolong has spiky skin."
BFF: "How long has spiky skin ... what?"
Me: "Yes."
BFF: "I don't know what you're talking about."
Me: "Third base!"
BFF: "How long has spiky skin ... what?"
Me: "Yes."
BFF: "I don't know what you're talking about."
Me: "Third base!"
Gallup polling has confirmed that Trump's approval rating is zero.
They measured zero people who approve of Trump.
I, for one, think Trump's zero approval rating should be widely reported.
They measured zero people who approve of Trump.
I, for one, think Trump's zero approval rating should be widely reported.
the stupidest timeline thehill.com/homenews/med...
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years
Gallup will no longer track presidential approval ratings after more than eight decades doing so, the public opinion polling agency confirmed to The Hill on Wednesday. The company said starting thi…
thehill.com
February 12, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Gallup polling has confirmed that Trump's approval rating is zero.
They measured zero people who approve of Trump.
I, for one, think Trump's zero approval rating should be widely reported.
They measured zero people who approve of Trump.
I, for one, think Trump's zero approval rating should be widely reported.
I don't want it to spill over on the players who played under her (e.g. Britney Griner), but I just loathe Kim Mulkey.
It gets so hard not to root against LSU in situations where with any other team I'd just be rooting for the athletes to stay healthy and play a close, exciting, skillful game.
It gets so hard not to root against LSU in situations where with any other team I'd just be rooting for the athletes to stay healthy and play a close, exciting, skillful game.
February 12, 2026 at 10:25 PM
I don't want it to spill over on the players who played under her (e.g. Britney Griner), but I just loathe Kim Mulkey.
It gets so hard not to root against LSU in situations where with any other team I'd just be rooting for the athletes to stay healthy and play a close, exciting, skillful game.
It gets so hard not to root against LSU in situations where with any other team I'd just be rooting for the athletes to stay healthy and play a close, exciting, skillful game.
Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek:
I have tried numerous times to drop a pic of Joe Morton's character in Brother From Another Planet.
I can only conclude BlueSky's image server is racist.
I have tried numerous times to drop a pic of Joe Morton's character in Brother From Another Planet.
I can only conclude BlueSky's image server is racist.
Drop an alien that's not from star wars or Star Trek
February 12, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek:
I have tried numerous times to drop a pic of Joe Morton's character in Brother From Another Planet.
I can only conclude BlueSky's image server is racist.
I have tried numerous times to drop a pic of Joe Morton's character in Brother From Another Planet.
I can only conclude BlueSky's image server is racist.
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They cry about those who regret getting surgery and then they ban haircuts. These people are beneath contempt.
February 12, 2026 at 6:57 PM
They cry about those who regret getting surgery and then they ban haircuts. These people are beneath contempt.
I love our Dok so much.
The Air Force's new coal-powered stealth bomber is ready to take on enemy Dreadnoughts!
Donald Trump Orders Pentagon: Buy Coal Power, To Whip The Kaiser!
www.wonkette.com/p/donald-tru...
Donald Trump Orders Pentagon: Buy Coal Power, To Whip The Kaiser!
www.wonkette.com/p/donald-tru...
Donald Trump Orders Pentagon: Buy Coal Power, To Whip The Kaiser!
Also, the industry gave him its new Coalpile Peace Prize.
www.wonkette.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I love our Dok so much.
FYI: Spending 1 day a month eating cookies in bed and reading comfort fiction under the comforters is a perfectly normal response to our abnormal world.
If cookies in bed lasts more than 4 days, consult a BFF.
If cookies in bed lasts more than 4 days, consult a BFF.
yeah, no, reality still sucks. going back to bed to read more murderbot
February 12, 2026 at 6:55 PM
FYI: Spending 1 day a month eating cookies in bed and reading comfort fiction under the comforters is a perfectly normal response to our abnormal world.
If cookies in bed lasts more than 4 days, consult a BFF.
If cookies in bed lasts more than 4 days, consult a BFF.
I'm sorry, did you say we can't put pedophiles in positions of power anymore bc they're blackmail targets?
"GOSH GEE WHIZ, WHATEVER WILL WE DO?" CD says in LavenderScarean.
"GOSH GEE WHIZ, WHATEVER WILL WE DO?" CD says in LavenderScarean.
February 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I'm sorry, did you say we can't put pedophiles in positions of power anymore bc they're blackmail targets?
"GOSH GEE WHIZ, WHATEVER WILL WE DO?" CD says in LavenderScarean.
"GOSH GEE WHIZ, WHATEVER WILL WE DO?" CD says in LavenderScarean.
I just looked it up and Ryan Kiera Armstrong - who played Fern in Skeleton Crew and was absolutely fantastic in it as a 12-yo tomboy Han Solo-type of Star Wars scoundrel - is going to star in the new Buffy The Vamp Slayer reboot!
I rarely pay attention to actors, but could not be happier w this.
I rarely pay attention to actors, but could not be happier w this.
February 12, 2026 at 6:39 PM
I just looked it up and Ryan Kiera Armstrong - who played Fern in Skeleton Crew and was absolutely fantastic in it as a 12-yo tomboy Han Solo-type of Star Wars scoundrel - is going to star in the new Buffy The Vamp Slayer reboot!
I rarely pay attention to actors, but could not be happier w this.
I rarely pay attention to actors, but could not be happier w this.
What the actual fuck? They jailed her for giving her infant food during a hurricane that turned out to be harmful?
What the fuck else was she supposed to do?
What the fuck else was she supposed to do?
this country hates women, children, and families so much
Mother Whose Infant Died After Drinking Cow’s Milk During Hurricane Katrina Denied Parole
February 12, 2026 at 6:33 PM
What the actual fuck? They jailed her for giving her infant food during a hurricane that turned out to be harmful?
What the fuck else was she supposed to do?
What the fuck else was she supposed to do?
It does indeed give off the vibes of other genocides, bc it's motivated by the same mindset of domination and supremacy.
We don't know what intersex culture might look like, bc cissexual culture has made it impossible -- much like I don't know what Umpqua culture looked like bc white ppl erased it.
We don't know what intersex culture might look like, bc cissexual culture has made it impossible -- much like I don't know what Umpqua culture looked like bc white ppl erased it.
(4/4) When they say they don't hate trans people or want a genocide, this is the lie they're telling themselves- by restoring the target to "normalcy" they are eliminating the problem without harming the person.
Gives "kill the Indian and save the man" and how did those boarding schools work out?
Gives "kill the Indian and save the man" and how did those boarding schools work out?
February 12, 2026 at 6:25 PM
It does indeed give off the vibes of other genocides, bc it's motivated by the same mindset of domination and supremacy.
We don't know what intersex culture might look like, bc cissexual culture has made it impossible -- much like I don't know what Umpqua culture looked like bc white ppl erased it.
We don't know what intersex culture might look like, bc cissexual culture has made it impossible -- much like I don't know what Umpqua culture looked like bc white ppl erased it.
In the 1990s I was researching how the state of OR treated intersex children in its supervision or custody. Despite the medical justification for forced surgery on infants being that parents can't accept ISX kids, and ^rate of abuse in foster system, literally NO ONE in the OR system knew anything.
Jimmy's dad is an abusive racist who gets into fights every weekend at his local.
Hmmmm something tells me Jimmy's dad won't take the news well.
This is so unsafe for the child.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Hmmmm something tells me Jimmy's dad won't take the news well.
This is so unsafe for the child.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
'Vast majority' of parents should be involved if children question gender, schools told
School leaders welcome the
www.bbc.co.uk
February 12, 2026 at 5:39 PM
In the 1990s I was researching how the state of OR treated intersex children in its supervision or custody. Despite the medical justification for forced surgery on infants being that parents can't accept ISX kids, and ^rate of abuse in foster system, literally NO ONE in the OR system knew anything.
See? This right here is the desperate threat to our communities that immigration poses: You get that many taquerias and Thai restaurants and and and samosalons in one town and pretty soon even your Bookmobile is calling in "sick" to go snacking with friends!
IT'S A CRISIS!
IT'S A CRISIS!
The Bookmobile is taking an unscheduled pit stop today. We'll be back to our regular weekly schedule on Monday (2/16)! Questions? Call 734-482-4110 x1316 or email [email protected].
February 12, 2026 at 5:23 PM
See? This right here is the desperate threat to our communities that immigration poses: You get that many taquerias and Thai restaurants and and and samosalons in one town and pretty soon even your Bookmobile is calling in "sick" to go snacking with friends!
IT'S A CRISIS!
IT'S A CRISIS!
Poor Emily. If only she had TWO brain cells she'd realize that every living human has testosterone in their body.
If she had THREE brain cells she'd realize that every human body produces lots of performing enhancing chemicals.
So sad.
If she had THREE brain cells she'd realize that every human body produces lots of performing enhancing chemicals.
So sad.
February 12, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Poor Emily. If only she had TWO brain cells she'd realize that every living human has testosterone in their body.
If she had THREE brain cells she'd realize that every human body produces lots of performing enhancing chemicals.
So sad.
If she had THREE brain cells she'd realize that every human body produces lots of performing enhancing chemicals.
So sad.
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You don’t retrain a murder squad, or offer better training to concentration camp guards. You end their operations and send the perpetrators to The Hague.
Horrifying—the stories about the trauma children in these concentration camps are suffering are starting to pour out. We’ll hear more over the coming weeks. These camps need to close now.
During a congressional visit, Congressman Joaquin Castro discovered that babies as young as two months old are being held at the Dilley, Texas Family Concentration Camp. (February 10, 2026)
February 11, 2026 at 8:03 PM
You don’t retrain a murder squad, or offer better training to concentration camp guards. You end their operations and send the perpetrators to The Hague.
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Hello! I see you've decided to conflate a human being being an evil fascist apologist committing crimes and perpetuating fraud with (checks notes) being a woman. Perhaps you would like to not do this.
Bondi is clearly going through menopause. “…mood changes and "brain fog," often begin during perimenopause (mid-40s to early 50s) - along with irrational moods and temper tantrums
February 11, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Hello! I see you've decided to conflate a human being being an evil fascist apologist committing crimes and perpetuating fraud with (checks notes) being a woman. Perhaps you would like to not do this.
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ICE racially profiled Edith, a Sisseton Wahpeton Dakota woman and severely brutalized her after ripping her from her vehicle!
The goal is only 2k, we can surpass that!
Venmo: @MsEdith2015 CashApp: $MsEdith2015
Paypal: [email protected]
gofundme.com/f/standing-with-edith-against-injustice
The goal is only 2k, we can surpass that!
Venmo: @MsEdith2015 CashApp: $MsEdith2015
Paypal: [email protected]
gofundme.com/f/standing-with-edith-against-injustice
February 11, 2026 at 7:46 PM
ICE racially profiled Edith, a Sisseton Wahpeton Dakota woman and severely brutalized her after ripping her from her vehicle!
The goal is only 2k, we can surpass that!
Venmo: @MsEdith2015 CashApp: $MsEdith2015
Paypal: [email protected]
gofundme.com/f/standing-with-edith-against-injustice
The goal is only 2k, we can surpass that!
Venmo: @MsEdith2015 CashApp: $MsEdith2015
Paypal: [email protected]
gofundme.com/f/standing-with-edith-against-injustice