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Crispy Ken

@crispyken.bsky.social

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I’m Ken, I’m crispy and i’m here to get crunchin Will answer all Dune related questions

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Crispy Ken @crispyken.bsky.social · 6d

Greta has more Chutzpah than the entire IDF.

Crispy Ken @crispyken.bsky.social · 8d

Why doesnt the government make a society where people dont WANT to protest because people’s needs are met. Are they stupid?

Crispy Ken @crispyken.bsky.social · 11d

Every fan of TOOL looks like they built their own computer in 2007

Crispy Ken @crispyken.bsky.social · 24d

Donnie if you cant handle a lukewarm late night monologue, how are you gonna handle any actual problem?

Crispy Ken @crispyken.bsky.social · 27d

Seems like the best way to stop political violence is to never vote or support conservatives under any circumstance

Crispy Ken @crispyken.bsky.social · Sep 11

Yo fuck this clanker shit

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Crispy Ken @crispyken.bsky.social · Sep 10

I just hope the shooter is named Mario

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Crispy Ken @crispyken.bsky.social · Aug 5

We should never have told the non-nerds about the internet

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Crispy Ken @crispyken.bsky.social · Jul 7

What if Elon is pushing all the Epstein List stuff because he’s upset he wasn’t invited?

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Crispy Ken @crispyken.bsky.social · Jun 29

Stranger in a Strange Land is way too good a book to have “grok” forever ruined

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · Jun 27

is this really the world you want your children to live in, and your children’s children,

zohran mamdani’s socialist promises: punk girls in fishnets

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Crispy Ken @crispyken.bsky.social · Jun 24

Why do people dislike Mamdami? Is this another “his name sounds scary” situation?

Crispy Ken @crispyken.bsky.social · Jun 6

The Crashout heard around the world

Crispy Ken @crispyken.bsky.social · May 7

I only log onto the internet in the hopes that today is the day he died. After that, i hope to never use the internet again.

Crispy Ken @crispyken.bsky.social · Apr 24

Jesse Welles is male Sophie Thatcher

Crispy Ken @crispyken.bsky.social · Apr 7

“1 click cancellation” is the only good choice i can remember the government making in my lifetime

Crispy Ken @crispyken.bsky.social · Mar 29

Elon, it wasn’t just Tim. We all were excited when your stock tanked. We derive pleasure from it

Crispy Ken @crispyken.bsky.social · Mar 13

Someone tell Elon to cope

Crispy Ken @crispyken.bsky.social · Mar 12

They’re mad about the protests because they work.

They’re mad about the boycotts BECAUSE THEY WORK

Crispy Ken @crispyken.bsky.social · Mar 10

Aw elon, do you not like when another group takes over something from the inside? DO YOU????

Crispy Ken @crispyken.bsky.social · Mar 5

Canada, cut the power asap

Crispy Ken @crispyken.bsky.social · Feb 28

Calling Donald Trump a piece of shit is an insult to shit

Crispy Ken @crispyken.bsky.social · Feb 23

Hell yeah. Too few people know about the symbolism of Alien. It’d be beautiful if it weren’t the scariest thing ever

Crispy Ken @crispyken.bsky.social · Feb 23

Can’t spell arrogance without Rogan

Crispy Ken @crispyken.bsky.social · Feb 23

Unironically, can you send all Americans a groceries-only gift card? Maybe you can’t END it, but you can put a dent in it