MR. CRITICALJUSTICE
@criticaljustice.bsky.social
Artisanal Shitposting from a Nihilist Perspective
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Hi. This is the new Pinned Post on my Account.
Name's MR. CRITICALJUSTICE, or "Critical". "Crit", for short.
Most of what you can expect to find here are the thoughts that bounce around in my head, and media stuff I like. Pretty straightforward.
Enjoy your stay; Welcome to My Home, wipe your shoes.
Name's MR. CRITICALJUSTICE, or "Critical". "Crit", for short.
Most of what you can expect to find here are the thoughts that bounce around in my head, and media stuff I like. Pretty straightforward.
Enjoy your stay; Welcome to My Home, wipe your shoes.
you pussies don’t even smork cork
November 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
you pussies don’t even smork cork
one of these days you fuckers are all gonna coagulate together into one amorphous orange mass and I will NOT be a part of that shit
November 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
one of these days you fuckers are all gonna coagulate together into one amorphous orange mass and I will NOT be a part of that shit
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Look, Link, a shoehorn! You know what they say, if the shoe fits, (MARIO PROXIMITY METER INCREASES SUBSTANTIALLY) Oh fuck
September 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Look, Link, a shoehorn! You know what they say, if the shoe fits, (MARIO PROXIMITY METER INCREASES SUBSTANTIALLY) Oh fuck
YES!!!! YYYYESSS!!!! YYYYESSSS!!!
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
YES!!!! YYYYESSS!!!! YYYYESSSS!!!
i fucking love gwonam
(The opening violin strings of Bury the Light start playing from the skies above Koridai) Oh hell yeah
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
i fucking love gwonam
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This is your next opponent, Link. You MUST slay this feckless cad!
November 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
This is your next opponent, Link. You MUST slay this feckless cad!
i’m not usually green
November 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
i’m not usually green
bien chistosito el post lo voy a repostear
yo: ajajajaj infeliz cumpleaños pyro bobo que eres bobo jajajajajajaja
pyro: oye pero bueno
el putísimo twomad:
pyro: oye pero bueno
el putísimo twomad:
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
bien chistosito el post lo voy a repostear
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REI!!!!!
November 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
REI!!!!!
I am in the middle of clutching a nuclear throne run about to kill lil hunter, and my bra-less lieutenant brings me a corn dog (not asked for) with ginger ale as I get long arms and go to the labs.
so how is your arabian night going?
so how is your arabian night going?
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I am in the middle of clutching a nuclear throne run about to kill lil hunter, and my bra-less lieutenant brings me a corn dog (not asked for) with ginger ale as I get long arms and go to the labs.
so how is your arabian night going?
so how is your arabian night going?
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you are all honored guests at my eternal table
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
you are all honored guests at my eternal table
JOHNNY TEST!?
November 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
JOHNNY TEST!?
i am above the arch i am above the summit
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
i am above the arch i am above the summit
you can’t exterminate me using pesticides my colony has already infiltrated your pantry fool now if you spray one you spray all no more capn crunch for you
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 AM
you can’t exterminate me using pesticides my colony has already infiltrated your pantry fool now if you spray one you spray all no more capn crunch for you
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there's no problem you can't jack off and make go away
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
there's no problem you can't jack off and make go away
i've just eaten flan
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
i've just eaten flan
no please god no no no please pelase to spt p ri ;m begginh gyo u
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
no please god no no no please pelase to spt p ri ;m begginh gyo u
i've almost made 700 posts i'm very glad that you submitted this one i know who you are i'm gonna send you a message right now to tell you to check this account man hey man what's your favorite album man did you know
November 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
i've almost made 700 posts i'm very glad that you submitted this one i know who you are i'm gonna send you a message right now to tell you to check this account man hey man what's your favorite album man did you know
truthfully i hope it hurt you
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
truthfully i hope it hurt you
oooh ahhh chk bam ooh yeah wa pow zow
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
oooh ahhh chk bam ooh yeah wa pow zow
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The za got me condemning Rene Descartes cause I’m neither am nor amn’t but oh man am I thinking
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The za got me condemning Rene Descartes cause I’m neither am nor amn’t but oh man am I thinking
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I remember the order of operations with Please Excuse My Dark Ambient Swag
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I remember the order of operations with Please Excuse My Dark Ambient Swag
I have much sights to show you. Look into my kaleidoscope
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I have much sights to show you. Look into my kaleidoscope