Cromerty
@cromerty.bsky.social
Multilingual Voiceover and professional Silly Goose • BAFTA Member
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Everyone started braking on the A64 because of the rainbow and the weird thing was I kept driving through it, then it reappeared a minute later. I SAW WHERE THE END WAS.
And now I'm sad because this little guy will never see a rainbow
And now I'm sad because this little guy will never see a rainbow
February 16, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Everyone started braking on the A64 because of the rainbow and the weird thing was I kept driving through it, then it reappeared a minute later. I SAW WHERE THE END WAS.
And now I'm sad because this little guy will never see a rainbow
And now I'm sad because this little guy will never see a rainbow
Me: hey instagram - show me loads of unwarranted bbl ads please
Instagam: on it!
Me: Could you serve me loads of ads from accounts I've blocked?
Instagram: absolutely! I've got you, girl
Me: And could I block this account?
Instagram:
Me:
Instagram:
Me:
Instagram: What now
Instagam: on it!
Me: Could you serve me loads of ads from accounts I've blocked?
Instagram: absolutely! I've got you, girl
Me: And could I block this account?
Instagram:
Me:
Instagram:
Me:
Instagram: What now
February 9, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Me: hey instagram - show me loads of unwarranted bbl ads please
Instagam: on it!
Me: Could you serve me loads of ads from accounts I've blocked?
Instagram: absolutely! I've got you, girl
Me: And could I block this account?
Instagram:
Me:
Instagram:
Me:
Instagram: What now
Instagam: on it!
Me: Could you serve me loads of ads from accounts I've blocked?
Instagram: absolutely! I've got you, girl
Me: And could I block this account?
Instagram:
Me:
Instagram:
Me:
Instagram: What now
I think it should be really fucking denormalised and redflagged that it’s ok for an actress to get a broken rib in a sex scene ohmygoditwasSOhahahalols, and that any actor should be offered the option of weird sex just to get a gig.
February 5, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I think it should be really fucking denormalised and redflagged that it’s ok for an actress to get a broken rib in a sex scene ohmygoditwasSOhahahalols, and that any actor should be offered the option of weird sex just to get a gig.
Do you think it's about time instagram had an option to block accounts based on ASMR and AI
February 5, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Do you think it's about time instagram had an option to block accounts based on ASMR and AI
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@andre-the-viking.bsky.social hello you!!!
February 1, 2026 at 7:38 PM
@andre-the-viking.bsky.social hello you!!!
First date: "tell me - have you ever sweated in a Pizza Express?"
February 1, 2026 at 7:31 PM
First date: "tell me - have you ever sweated in a Pizza Express?"
Were old TVs actually square?
February 1, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Were old TVs actually square?
Easy - I actually sound like a real person #voiceover
What’s your unfair advantage over AI?
6. The human defence
What’s your unfair advantage over AI?
econ.st
January 29, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Easy - I actually sound like a real person #voiceover
The sex scenes in Bridgeton is porn for men and also the scones are too big
January 29, 2026 at 4:59 PM
The sex scenes in Bridgeton is porn for men and also the scones are too big
There's is absolutely ZERO chance that JB will allow me to "rest" any cake before he attempts to house it
January 29, 2026 at 2:05 PM
There's is absolutely ZERO chance that JB will allow me to "rest" any cake before he attempts to house it
There's been jets playing tig above our house all day, and Flight Radar is showing NOTHING
January 28, 2026 at 3:49 PM
There's been jets playing tig above our house all day, and Flight Radar is showing NOTHING
I’m doing ballet after 20 years of ju-jitsu, 13 hours a week. They are expecting me to plié and arabesque without side-driving or roundhousing
January 26, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I’m doing ballet after 20 years of ju-jitsu, 13 hours a week. They are expecting me to plié and arabesque without side-driving or roundhousing
I dunno instagram, but if I search on a certain hashtag, there's a ONE HUNDRED percent probability that I don't want to be served a photo of some rando with his hand down his budgies
January 26, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I dunno instagram, but if I search on a certain hashtag, there's a ONE HUNDRED percent probability that I don't want to be served a photo of some rando with his hand down his budgies
Instagram: TOMHIDDLESTONTOMHIDDLESTONTOMHIDDLESTONTOMHIDDLESTONTOMHIDDLESTONTOMHIDDLESTONTOMHIDDLESTONshittyweirdshitwithyoghurtandmoocowbiscuits
January 26, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Instagram: TOMHIDDLESTONTOMHIDDLESTONTOMHIDDLESTONTOMHIDDLESTONTOMHIDDLESTONTOMHIDDLESTONTOMHIDDLESTONshittyweirdshitwithyoghurtandmoocowbiscuits
Oh God I did something really embarrassing on social media and now I am going to have to sit in a corner blairwitch-style and gently rock whilst I chew on a tightly rolled teatowel
January 24, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Oh God I did something really embarrassing on social media and now I am going to have to sit in a corner blairwitch-style and gently rock whilst I chew on a tightly rolled teatowel
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP TELLING ME TO OPEN MY WINDOWS AND SOAK GINGER NUTS IN CHERRY YOGHURT
January 24, 2026 at 8:43 PM
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP TELLING ME TO OPEN MY WINDOWS AND SOAK GINGER NUTS IN CHERRY YOGHURT
ICE wear black shirts. Pass it on.
January 24, 2026 at 8:27 PM
ICE wear black shirts. Pass it on.
I thought he was simply splendid in W H Smiths
January 24, 2026 at 5:51 PM
I thought he was simply splendid in W H Smiths
Just done a ballet class and am now demi plieing around the house
January 22, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Just done a ballet class and am now demi plieing around the house
Did he have blepharoplasty
January 21, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Did he have blepharoplasty
(Not click bait or weirdness) Today I had a weird situation where I couldn’t change gear on my car, the. It stopped and I couldn’t start it (it requires the gear down to start)…but no lights on the dash. Either some fault or I suddenly forgot how to drive. I was a bit scared.
January 21, 2026 at 10:01 PM
(Not click bait or weirdness) Today I had a weird situation where I couldn’t change gear on my car, the. It stopped and I couldn’t start it (it requires the gear down to start)…but no lights on the dash. Either some fault or I suddenly forgot how to drive. I was a bit scared.
What happens if you decide to date after 40 and he doesn’t understand the bin schedule or does weird shit with the tube of toothpaste
January 21, 2026 at 9:52 PM
What happens if you decide to date after 40 and he doesn’t understand the bin schedule or does weird shit with the tube of toothpaste
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I get more consent to touch someone's phone or laptop to help them with tech issues than anyone has ever asked of me to touch my butt
January 21, 2026 at 7:37 PM
I get more consent to touch someone's phone or laptop to help them with tech issues than anyone has ever asked of me to touch my butt
Think I'm going to fuck around, scrape my food with a knife, tear it apart with my fingers, shove it in my gob whilst putting with a fork and rollng my eyes
January 21, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Think I'm going to fuck around, scrape my food with a knife, tear it apart with my fingers, shove it in my gob whilst putting with a fork and rollng my eyes