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cromerzome.bsky.social
Skeeter Valentine
@cromerzome.bsky.social
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Comedian & sports fan. Basically just writing jokes, shitposting, and spreading misinformation about important historical figures.
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Skeeter Valentine @cromerzome.bsky.social · 16h
Refs just botched that play.
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Skeeter Valentine @cromerzome.bsky.social · 16h
Just can't. Not with 10 secs left on the clock
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Skeeter Valentine @cromerzome.bsky.social · 1d
Aaron Gordon is a flamethrower right now
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Skeeter Valentine @cromerzome.bsky.social · 1d
She was wearing Nike wedge heels in one of her specials...so there may have been signs
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Skeeter Valentine @cromerzome.bsky.social · 1d
How much money do you think they are going to ask the NBA for in a bribe to keep from flat out investigating every corner of the league? I don't think gambling and fixing games is right but if I was them, given what has been happening, I'd be asking Adam Silver for some "protection" money.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 1d
A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES
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Codename: Duchess @grannyshot.bsky.social · 1d
Other co-defendants must have been Buck Nasty and Silky Johnson
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Skeeter Valentine @cromerzome.bsky.social · 1d
We litterally have data that certain types of censors and the people who code for them do not "see" black people. It won't happen but I want to regulate the SHIT out of these things.
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Skeeter Valentine @cromerzome.bsky.social · 2d
Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion Gallery of Art, Museum of Democracy, "Gay Agenda" Co-Working space...I'm just spitballing ideas here...
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Skeeter Valentine @cromerzome.bsky.social · 2d
I'll canvas for any politician who says they will immediately turn it into Democracy Museum/Diversity, Equity and Inclusion Art gallery.
plumhollow.bsky.social PlumHollow @plumhollow.bsky.social · 2d
I hope a future president just turns it into a historical gallery
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Skeeter Valentine @cromerzome.bsky.social · 2d
Personally, I think the new addition to the White House is going to make a sick annex to the African American History and Holocaust Museums/satelitte office for the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission one day.
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Skeeter Valentine @cromerzome.bsky.social · 2d
PLAY THE SONG!
a basketball player wearing a blue jersey that says magic on it
Alt: a basketball player wearing a blue jersey that says magic on it
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Skeeter Valentine @cromerzome.bsky.social · 2d
WENDELL CARTER JR
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Skeeter Valentine @cromerzome.bsky.social · 2d
He is also struggling to react on defense. Looks slow right now on that end
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Skeeter Valentine @cromerzome.bsky.social · 2d
Tristan De Sliva is going to be a problem this season if he is going to do this. 8 quick points and some great play reads.
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Skeeter Valentine @cromerzome.bsky.social · 2d
Orlando with pull up 3pt shooters. Somebody pinch me
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Skeeter Valentine @cromerzome.bsky.social · 2d
Bane/Banchero PnR roll that leads to a Carter Jr lob dunk. That is a great way to start. #Magic
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Skeeter Valentine @cromerzome.bsky.social · 2d
Ooff, this new Orlando Magic PA annoucer is ...not good.
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Skeeter Valentine @cromerzome.bsky.social · 3d
They gave away every ounce of goodwill that accumulated over the years. Everyone remembers when they were cool and interesting and had ACTUAL personalities.
bostonjerry.bsky.social Robert Ghoulet @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 3d
Sports fans really hate ESPN so much. It’s crazy. And not just online, it’s everyone.
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Skeeter Valentine @cromerzome.bsky.social · 6d
Damn, that sure is a lot of militant, America hating, paid, domestic terrorists dancing around in inflatable unicorn suits and demanding you abide by the Constitution, Mr. Speaker....
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Skeeter Valentine @cromerzome.bsky.social · 8d
Please, lord..if there is a God, he won't make this guy into Fetterman 2.0.
geauxgabrielle.bsky.social Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH @geauxgabrielle.bsky.social · 9d
Meanwhile, over in Maine 😂
CNN CNN 2h • 0 …•X Graham Platner, a Marine veteran turned oyster farmer who is now a rising Democratic Senate candidate in Maine, once called himself a "communist," dismissed "all" police as bastards, and said rural White Americans "actually are" racist and stupid, according to deleted social media posts reviewed by CNN's KFile. https://cnn.it/47yaLSb
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Skeeter Valentine @cromerzome.bsky.social · 9d
You knew it when they debuted it that it was all going to be "recent divorces drinking beer in the bathroom because their ex hated it" type dudes
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Skeeter Valentine @cromerzome.bsky.social · 11d
A couple weeks back I pulled all my old basketball cards out of the closet at my Mom's place, and I found my new alias if anything gets too hairy....
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Skeeter Valentine @cromerzome.bsky.social · 16d
It sucks that Kristi Noem caught that particular Antifa girlfriend because she always made the best cookies for the meetings.
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