Dorothy Zbornak's Understudy 🌈🧹
@cronestage.bsky.social
Noelle, woke crone-stage antifa genX delight.
Dorothy Zbornak stan. she/they.
Bi, poly, artist, witch.
👍 metal, horror, art
Dorothy Zbornak stan. she/they.
Bi, poly, artist, witch.
👍 metal, horror, art
I found out a year ago that I was being laid off from the job I loved. Still unemployed. Fuck this timeline.
October 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I found out a year ago that I was being laid off from the job I loved. Still unemployed. Fuck this timeline.
What's up? Too much, that's what.
September 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
What's up? Too much, that's what.
Re-reading a book my therapist recommended three years ago, including my notes and highlighted parts. It's hitting real different this time around...
August 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Re-reading a book my therapist recommended three years ago, including my notes and highlighted parts. It's hitting real different this time around...
I'm currently working on graphic designs for a race team and an indy rock band, sketching a lot, writing poetry of dubious quality, writing on a digital portrait of Emma🌈 I started years ago, and staring down a very long list of ideas. In my very messy house. Because priorities, I guess.
June 21, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I'm currently working on graphic designs for a race team and an indy rock band, sketching a lot, writing poetry of dubious quality, writing on a digital portrait of Emma🌈 I started years ago, and staring down a very long list of ideas. In my very messy house. Because priorities, I guess.
Reposted by Dorothy Zbornak's Understudy 🌈🧹
Kristie Noem, puppy executioner and Corey Lewandowski fucker, accusing Senator Padilla of “political theatre” is peak hypocrisy.
June 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Kristie Noem, puppy executioner and Corey Lewandowski fucker, accusing Senator Padilla of “political theatre” is peak hypocrisy.
I snuggled baby goats today.
June 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I snuggled baby goats today.
Do they make orthopedic Doc Martens yet? Because we've reached that age...
May 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Do they make orthopedic Doc Martens yet? Because we've reached that age...
About an hour from home after a fantastic weekend at my first MDF. Decided on Saturday that much year will be my second MDF. 👍🏻
May 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
About an hour from home after a fantastic weekend at my first MDF. Decided on Saturday that much year will be my second MDF. 👍🏻
The drive from Pittsburgh to Baltimore yesterday: rain, holy fuck rain, sun, misty mountains, holy shit where did the road go? Back and fourth for 250 miles. Folks driving in for MD Deathfest, drive safe!
#marylanddeathfest #metalsky
#marylanddeathfest #metalsky
May 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The drive from Pittsburgh to Baltimore yesterday: rain, holy fuck rain, sun, misty mountains, holy shit where did the road go? Back and fourth for 250 miles. Folks driving in for MD Deathfest, drive safe!
#marylanddeathfest #metalsky
#marylanddeathfest #metalsky
Making a patch for the battle vest that says "ask me for ibuprofen" because I'm old and probably going to be in pain myself at MDF. If I had more pockets, I'd have stocked up on more aid products.
May 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Making a patch for the battle vest that says "ask me for ibuprofen" because I'm old and probably going to be in pain myself at MDF. If I had more pockets, I'd have stocked up on more aid products.
The only MD Deathfest cover I've had to make so far is Paradise Lost vs Cripple Bastards. Which really wasn't a choice considering Paradise Lost is my big yes.
May 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The only MD Deathfest cover I've had to make so far is Paradise Lost vs Cripple Bastards. Which really wasn't a choice considering Paradise Lost is my big yes.
We have about 27 more hours with Emma. I don't know what the first 12 years of her like were like, but I know the last 6 have been wonderful. The past free weeks have been full of outside time, ice cream, and a million snuggles. I think she's ready.
May 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
We have about 27 more hours with Emma. I don't know what the first 12 years of her like were like, but I know the last 6 have been wonderful. The past free weeks have been full of outside time, ice cream, and a million snuggles. I think she's ready.
Maryland Deathfest is next weekend. I have so much sewing to do in preparation.
May 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Maryland Deathfest is next weekend. I have so much sewing to do in preparation.
Making a packing list for Maryland Deathfest:
* Boots, tshirts, vest
Old person extras:
*Comfortable shoes just in case, bunion cushions, pain patches, knee sleeve, 3 kinds of OTC pain meds
Related: if you need ibuprofen, hit me up 👵🏻👍🏻
* Boots, tshirts, vest
Old person extras:
*Comfortable shoes just in case, bunion cushions, pain patches, knee sleeve, 3 kinds of OTC pain meds
Related: if you need ibuprofen, hit me up 👵🏻👍🏻
May 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Making a packing list for Maryland Deathfest:
* Boots, tshirts, vest
Old person extras:
*Comfortable shoes just in case, bunion cushions, pain patches, knee sleeve, 3 kinds of OTC pain meds
Related: if you need ibuprofen, hit me up 👵🏻👍🏻
* Boots, tshirts, vest
Old person extras:
*Comfortable shoes just in case, bunion cushions, pain patches, knee sleeve, 3 kinds of OTC pain meds
Related: if you need ibuprofen, hit me up 👵🏻👍🏻
Emma's going to the groomer today to get ready for her big party on Tuesday to celebrate her 6th gotcha day and 18.5 birthday.
We've only got a couple more weeks with her, and I'm going to make them count. Because she's the best girl.
We've only got a couple more weeks with her, and I'm going to make them count. Because she's the best girl.
May 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Emma's going to the groomer today to get ready for her big party on Tuesday to celebrate her 6th gotcha day and 18.5 birthday.
We've only got a couple more weeks with her, and I'm going to make them count. Because she's the best girl.
We've only got a couple more weeks with her, and I'm going to make them count. Because she's the best girl.
My first Maryland Deathfest is in two weeks. Last week, I survived a British Ned's pit, so I'm sure it'll be fine...
May 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
My first Maryland Deathfest is in two weeks. Last week, I survived a British Ned's pit, so I'm sure it'll be fine...
Time to start listing all of my accumulated clutter on marketplace. No tarrifs AND in stock!
Again: he is not going to back down from tariffs because the imports collapse is an explicitly good thing to him. It’s the whole goal of the policy.
He sees the number of containers going to zero and thinks *that is a success* because it means we’re not buying things from those foreigners anymore.
He sees the number of containers going to zero and thinks *that is a success* because it means we’re not buying things from those foreigners anymore.
Trump: "We were losing a trillion dollars a year. Now we're not losing anything, you know? That's the way I look at it. We were losing with China on trade a trillion dollars a year."
May 8, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Time to start listing all of my accumulated clutter on marketplace. No tarrifs AND in stock!
Still unemployed. Starting to seriously wonder if there actually is demand for old chonky people on OF...
May 8, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Still unemployed. Starting to seriously wonder if there actually is demand for old chonky people on OF...
Last week, @lunatic-magnet.bsky.social and I traveled to England to see Ned's Atomic Dustbin. 16 year old me thinks I'm fucking rad.
May 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Last week, @lunatic-magnet.bsky.social and I traveled to England to see Ned's Atomic Dustbin. 16 year old me thinks I'm fucking rad.
Currently packing for a trip and realizing I create a lot of chaos for myself in order to make things easier for other people. Thanks, shitty self esteem! 👍🏻
April 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Currently packing for a trip and realizing I create a lot of chaos for myself in order to make things easier for other people. Thanks, shitty self esteem! 👍🏻
I took Emma to the park today. She ran through the grass and smelled all the flowers. Haven't seen her that lively in a while.
April 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I took Emma to the park today. She ran through the grass and smelled all the flowers. Haven't seen her that lively in a while.
I'm not sure how much more time we have with Emma, so I'm spending as much time as I can with her.
April 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I'm not sure how much more time we have with Emma, so I'm spending as much time as I can with her.
If Christ were to rise today, he would be called a dirty woke leftist. He would be rounded up by the nu-gestapo and shipped off, without due process, to an El Salvadoran concentration camp to be tortured to death yet again.
April 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
If Christ were to rise today, he would be called a dirty woke leftist. He would be rounded up by the nu-gestapo and shipped off, without due process, to an El Salvadoran concentration camp to be tortured to death yet again.