Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
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Ninja turtle entrepreneur
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So bummed I was never able to find this 😭
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Would have been a lot more goodwill if she would have went the Maron route and just said no, then blasted the people who did. Oh well
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Even has the em dash. Yikes
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I adore these new Spy Monkey Creations Oozarians
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😆 This is all too close to reality with reviews
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Okay, I don't NEED another plush in my office BUT, this Wampa with arm remove action from Build A Bear has been sitting in my cart for 2 solid months.
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Something something "the creature was woke"
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I was sort of hoping! I want a Sriracha-man!
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I need to be done with new MOTU stuff, I can't sustain this pace. Already backed out of Masterverse.
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Does anyone get crushed by an oversized CRT TV?
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What were you doing there 😑
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Isn't that the whole purpose of that place now? Drive views and not engagement?
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Spot on. I know they want to set up season 3, but it was just a dull ending.
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Sort of would be the best opener to job interviews "I made fun of AI and the owner got big mad"
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My wife informed me of the meaning of clankers the other day and now I'm going to get fired at work for using a derogatory term, because we all know the boss loves his clankers more than human employees.
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Gah, you're right 😶‍🌫️
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You're giving that orange sack of shit too much credit, he isn't conscious at 8AM!
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I am very interested in this spinoff
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These sale posts are pure entertainment
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I will die on the hill of screen-less dashboards.