Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 8h
That too!
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 8h
Yep
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 9h
So bummed I was never able to find this 😭
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 10h
Would have been a lot more goodwill if she would have went the Maron route and just said no, then blasted the people who did. Oh well
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 12h
Even has the em dash. Yikes
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 12h
Nice!!
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 13h
I adore these new Spy Monkey Creations Oozarians
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 13h
😆 This is all too close to reality with reviews
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 13h
Okay, I don't NEED another plush in my office BUT, this Wampa with arm remove action from Build A Bear has been sitting in my cart for 2 solid months.
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 13h
Something something "the creature was woke"
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 13h
I was sort of hoping! I want a Sriracha-man!
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 13h
Don't tempt me...
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 13h
I need to be done with new MOTU stuff, I can't sustain this pace. Already backed out of Masterverse.
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 14h
Does anyone get crushed by an oversized CRT TV?
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 14h
What were you doing there 😑
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 15h
Isn't that the whole purpose of that place now? Drive views and not engagement?
Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 17h
Spot on. I know they want to set up season 3, but it was just a dull ending.
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 17h
Sort of would be the best opener to job interviews "I made fun of AI and the owner got big mad"
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 17h
My wife informed me of the meaning of clankers the other day and now I'm going to get fired at work for using a derogatory term, because we all know the boss loves his clankers more than human employees.
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 17h
Gah, you're right 😶🌫️
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 18h
You're giving that orange sack of shit too much credit, he isn't conscious at 8AM!
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 19h
Nope 👎
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 1d
I am very interested in this spinoff
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 1d
These sale posts are pure entertainment
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 1d
I will die on the hill of screen-less dashboards.
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