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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
Ninja turtle entrepreneur
So those little VCR/TV combos in kitchens is a thing now with the influencer crowd huh? Watch those things go for $300 soon.
December 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Is Whatnot just QVC of the youths?
December 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I blame Gamestop for torturing their employees, but really I hope every single "influencer" in there filming their exploits gets hit by a bus...make that 2.
December 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I guess this admin has just a few key characteristics for male success:
1) Be a POS above all else
2) Make others feel below you
3) Have douchebag slicked back hair
4) Be on TV at some point

That's it.
SCOOP: Dr. Mehmet Oz, the CMS administrator and former daytime talk show star, has recently been emailing all federal workers in his agency weekly tips on “Crushing Cubicle Cravings” and how to avoid snacking in the office.
Dr. Oz Tells His Federal Employees to Eat Less
“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services staffers.
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December 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Watching Elio with my daughter and trying to figure out why this movie just isn’t landing.
December 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
When worlds collide
December 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I find it interesting when people talk about their post-college or post-high school years and they mention casually "yes, I spent 4 years traveling Europe to find myself".

Because hey, most of us were just hustling to feed ourselves or pay bills but okay. I "found" being poor sucks.
December 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
More snow. Being only December 2 this is where I’m at with winter.
a woman in a pink dress is standing in front of a fire .
ALT: a woman in a pink dress is standing in front of a fire .
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December 2, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Every news outlet today desperately grasping at the final chance to push affiliate links.
December 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
A little upgrade from my Ender Pro to a Bambu turned out to be a BIG upgrade. This things is incredible.
November 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Seeing cut trees are $60-$120 gave me a new appreciation for my quant fake tree.
charlie brown is kneeling down in the snow holding a christmas tree .
ALT: charlie brown is kneeling down in the snow holding a christmas tree .
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November 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Who on the Netflix payroll is thinking "yeah, Matt Rife is a comedy act we want to really give a platform to"?

That person NEEDS to be fired.
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Watching Family Matters to feel alive
a group of people dancing in front of balloons and lanterns
ALT: a group of people dancing in front of balloons and lanterns
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November 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Me as my son watches Stranger Things and begins to like all the 80's tech
a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .
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November 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Me watching the Stanger Things S5 high school scenes
a man says something seems really sketchy about this while wearing a sweater
ALT: a man says something seems really sketchy about this while wearing a sweater
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November 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The number of freaking AI ads 🤮💩
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
My kids losing their minds seeing tiny Goldfish 😱😱😱
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Snoopy 4 life
a large snoopy balloon is in front of a building that says nbc on it
ALT: a large snoopy balloon is in front of a building that says nbc on it
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November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Me investigating issues with my truck only to find…

My cabin air filter and housing completely filled with chicken feathers from a certain rodent making a home 🐭
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Me seeing headline “Campbells 3d prints their soup meat”
an older woman says who cares in front of a picture
ALT: an older woman says who cares in front of a picture
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November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The amount of AI video fooling people on FB is absolutely alarming. Logged into my work account and just shocked by how much this has taken over.
homer simpson is holding a bell and a sign that says the end is near
ALT: homer simpson is holding a bell and a sign that says the end is near
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November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Me finding one of those Betamax tapes WITH commercials still on it
a woman is smiling with the words we got one below her
ALT: a woman is smiling with the words we got one below her
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November 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
One thing I could do without for the rest of time?

Reaction videos. The laziest sort of social content.
November 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Me reading anything about “Dr Oz”
a man with a ring on his finger is clapping
ALT: a man with a ring on his finger is clapping
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November 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
So far those Betamax tapes have all the commercials skipped over
a man covering his face with his hands and a chess.com logo in the background
ALT: a man covering his face with his hands and a chess.com logo in the background
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November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM