Father Knife
@crownlessagain.bsky.social
1997, WA, 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 he/him
18+ only! danmei/kpop brainrot, buff Xie Lian truther
MXTX/Erha/Yuwu/QJJ/Shawol/Atiny/+more!
18+ only! danmei/kpop brainrot, buff Xie Lian truther
MXTX/Erha/Yuwu/QJJ/Shawol/Atiny/+more!
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Hihi!
I'm Knife (he/him) and I like to dump my HuaLian brainworms on here in the form of AUs!
My main AU that I yap the most about: #KnifesCoffinAU
This one also has a WIP fic on Ao3 if you're interested in that!
Here's a thread of my other smaller AUs!
I also draw sometimes! -> #KnifesArt
I'm Knife (he/him) and I like to dump my HuaLian brainworms on here in the form of AUs!
My main AU that I yap the most about: #KnifesCoffinAU
This one also has a WIP fic on Ao3 if you're interested in that!
Here's a thread of my other smaller AUs!
I also draw sometimes! -> #KnifesArt
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#KnifesCoffinAU
Xie Lian comes back into himself slowly, painfully, every part of his being feeling stiff and tense and sore, down to the marrow of his bones.
His hearing is almost always the first thing to come back to him, but the apartment is silent other than the hum of the air in the —
Xie Lian comes back into himself slowly, painfully, every part of his being feeling stiff and tense and sore, down to the marrow of his bones.
His hearing is almost always the first thing to come back to him, but the apartment is silent other than the hum of the air in the —
October 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
#KnifesCoffinAU
Xie Lian comes back into himself slowly, painfully, every part of his being feeling stiff and tense and sore, down to the marrow of his bones.
His hearing is almost always the first thing to come back to him, but the apartment is silent other than the hum of the air in the —
Xie Lian comes back into himself slowly, painfully, every part of his being feeling stiff and tense and sore, down to the marrow of his bones.
His hearing is almost always the first thing to come back to him, but the apartment is silent other than the hum of the air in the —
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I am having a rough few days. Plz give me some v traumatized/hurt xie lian and hua cheng caring for him to cope 🚬
November 26, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I am having a rough few days. Plz give me some v traumatized/hurt xie lian and hua cheng caring for him to cope 🚬
I think about this exchange far too often for my mental health
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I think about this exchange far too often for my mental health
I just remembered that my last DND character that I made and never got the chance to play YEARS ago before I even knew about danmei was a cleric who worshipped a forgotten god ......
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I just remembered that my last DND character that I made and never got the chance to play YEARS ago before I even knew about danmei was a cleric who worshipped a forgotten god ......
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#KnifesCoffinAU Playlist!
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October 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
#KnifesCoffinAU Playlist!
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I want lwj to be cursed by a sex demon to dream, vividly, every night, of the person he wants most. I want those dreams to feel real, full sensory immersion, taste and smell and touch. Plausible, the kind that leave you feeling like you've uncovered a memory, uneasy and uncertain in your reality.
November 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I want lwj to be cursed by a sex demon to dream, vividly, every night, of the person he wants most. I want those dreams to feel real, full sensory immersion, taste and smell and touch. Plausible, the kind that leave you feeling like you've uncovered a memory, uneasy and uncertain in your reality.
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Weeks after top surgery, Liu Qingge is STILL on bedrest- but he keeps trying to go on runs!!
But Jiang Cheng is a very good roommate and has another way to tire the restless man out~😌💜
#LiuQingge #JiangCheng #LiuCheng #Tdick
But Jiang Cheng is a very good roommate and has another way to tire the restless man out~😌💜
#LiuQingge #JiangCheng #LiuCheng #Tdick
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Weeks after top surgery, Liu Qingge is STILL on bedrest- but he keeps trying to go on runs!!
But Jiang Cheng is a very good roommate and has another way to tire the restless man out~😌💜
#LiuQingge #JiangCheng #LiuCheng #Tdick
But Jiang Cheng is a very good roommate and has another way to tire the restless man out~😌💜
#LiuQingge #JiangCheng #LiuCheng #Tdick
*sits on the couch and turns on my new heated blanket intending to work on things*
,,, oh no ,,,,, I may have made a huge mistake ,,,,,,, possibly miscalculated ,,,,,,
*falls asleep*
,,, oh no ,,,,, I may have made a huge mistake ,,,,,,, possibly miscalculated ,,,,,,
*falls asleep*
November 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
*sits on the couch and turns on my new heated blanket intending to work on things*
,,, oh no ,,,,, I may have made a huge mistake ,,,,,,, possibly miscalculated ,,,,,,
*falls asleep*
,,, oh no ,,,,, I may have made a huge mistake ,,,,,,, possibly miscalculated ,,,,,,
*falls asleep*
BLANKET AND PIZZA ACQUIRED YAYAYAYAYAYYYYYY now I go home and write and draw
November 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
BLANKET AND PIZZA ACQUIRED YAYAYAYAYAYYYYYY now I go home and write and draw
Chat should I go buy a heated blanket and a pizza while I'm out
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Chat should I go buy a heated blanket and a pizza while I'm out
Heh cold ,,, me too
😞🤝🏻😞
😞🤝🏻😞
The heat in the apartment is broken and it's the middle of winter and AU HC has been alone for a couple of days at this point. He'd spent most of his time that day wrapped in blankets on the couch since maintenance said they wouldn't be able to show up until Monday morning.
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Heh cold ,,, me too
😞🤝🏻😞
😞🤝🏻😞
MCDONALD'S WULIAN LETS GO
finally updated mcdonald's #wulian
ty all for your patience! ⋆˙⟡ ♡
archiveofourown.org/works/698731...
ty all for your patience! ⋆˙⟡ ♡
archiveofourown.org/works/698731...
do you want love and validation with that? - Chapter 4 - coldDelinquent - 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
MCDONALD'S WULIAN LETS GO
Fengqing
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Fengqing
I only have one working space heater rn and my boat is 59° inside pls send help I'm so cold hdkdhskdhs
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I only have one working space heater rn and my boat is 59° inside pls send help I'm so cold hdkdhskdhs
WHY DID LITTLE CAESARS HAVE TO COME OUT WITH A NEW STUFFED CRUST IM TRYING TO SAVE MONEY
a pile of brown dirt on a white background
ALT: a pile of brown dirt on a white background
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November 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
WHY DID LITTLE CAESARS HAVE TO COME OUT WITH A NEW STUFFED CRUST IM TRYING TO SAVE MONEY
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#tgcf Mu Qing shapeshifting into a cat to quietly walk among his worshipers
Most Xuan Zhen temples have a cat or two or five, each one treated like a god themselves. So when another cat appears, the temple attendants immediately put out another dish of tuna. +
Most Xuan Zhen temples have a cat or two or five, each one treated like a god themselves. So when another cat appears, the temple attendants immediately put out another dish of tuna. +
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
#tgcf Mu Qing shapeshifting into a cat to quietly walk among his worshipers
Most Xuan Zhen temples have a cat or two or five, each one treated like a god themselves. So when another cat appears, the temple attendants immediately put out another dish of tuna. +
Most Xuan Zhen temples have a cat or two or five, each one treated like a god themselves. So when another cat appears, the temple attendants immediately put out another dish of tuna. +
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This is so funny to try to read from the beginning because we go on SO many tangents so if you're someone new trying to read through the Lore, I recommend clicking through the comments with multiple comments underneath them as well bc it's probably a whole other branch of the story
EXTREMELY self indulgent canon compliant HuaLian AU where during the 100 years in the coffin Xie Lian semi-reverse transmigrates(-ish.. he has his own body) into a very strange world where he is a book character and he (quite literally) bumps into his "character's" biggest fan
July 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
This is so funny to try to read from the beginning because we go on SO many tangents so if you're someone new trying to read through the Lore, I recommend clicking through the comments with multiple comments underneath them as well bc it's probably a whole other branch of the story
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Thinking about AU HC showing gege something on his phone and he turns to look at XL and his face is right. there. and it would be So Easy... he wouldn't even have to move at all.. his nose is practically brushing XLs cheek as it is...
September 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Thinking about AU HC showing gege something on his phone and he turns to look at XL and his face is right. there. and it would be So Easy... he wouldn't even have to move at all.. his nose is practically brushing XLs cheek as it is...
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XL helping a drunk pouty AU HC home after one too many long island iced teas
"Gege, would you still love me if I was a worm?"
(XL has never once said out loud that he loves HC but he doesn't hesitate to answer)
"Yes, San Lang."
"But what if I was a *really ugly* worm and everyone else —
"Gege, would you still love me if I was a worm?"
(XL has never once said out loud that he loves HC but he doesn't hesitate to answer)
"Yes, San Lang."
"But what if I was a *really ugly* worm and everyone else —
September 11, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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October 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Hihi!
I'm Knife (he/him) and I like to dump my HuaLian brainworms on here in the form of AUs!
My main AU that I yap the most about: #KnifesCoffinAU
This one also has a WIP fic on Ao3 if you're interested in that!
Here's a thread of my other smaller AUs!
I also draw sometimes! -> #KnifesArt
I'm Knife (he/him) and I like to dump my HuaLian brainworms on here in the form of AUs!
My main AU that I yap the most about: #KnifesCoffinAU
This one also has a WIP fic on Ao3 if you're interested in that!
Here's a thread of my other smaller AUs!
I also draw sometimes! -> #KnifesArt
October 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Hihi!
I'm Knife (he/him) and I like to dump my HuaLian brainworms on here in the form of AUs!
My main AU that I yap the most about: #KnifesCoffinAU
This one also has a WIP fic on Ao3 if you're interested in that!
Here's a thread of my other smaller AUs!
I also draw sometimes! -> #KnifesArt
I'm Knife (he/him) and I like to dump my HuaLian brainworms on here in the form of AUs!
My main AU that I yap the most about: #KnifesCoffinAU
This one also has a WIP fic on Ao3 if you're interested in that!
Here's a thread of my other smaller AUs!
I also draw sometimes! -> #KnifesArt
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I have no control...... 👉👈
I don't usually draw this flavor of porn so I'm really hoping I got the level of intimacy across 😅
#tgcf #heavenofficialsblessing #hualian
I don't usually draw this flavor of porn so I'm really hoping I got the level of intimacy across 😅
#tgcf #heavenofficialsblessing #hualian
November 25, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I have no control...... 👉👈
I don't usually draw this flavor of porn so I'm really hoping I got the level of intimacy across 😅
#tgcf #heavenofficialsblessing #hualian
I don't usually draw this flavor of porn so I'm really hoping I got the level of intimacy across 😅
#tgcf #heavenofficialsblessing #hualian
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A loose summary of my fic:
Wu Ming, day seven of being trapped in a blanket burrito in the royal mausoleum: Dianxia, you need sunlight. And fresh air. Have you considered going outside? For ten minutes?
Xie Lian: *hissing sounds*
Wu Ming, day seven of being trapped in a blanket burrito in the royal mausoleum: Dianxia, you need sunlight. And fresh air. Have you considered going outside? For ten minutes?
Xie Lian: *hissing sounds*
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 AM
A loose summary of my fic:
Wu Ming, day seven of being trapped in a blanket burrito in the royal mausoleum: Dianxia, you need sunlight. And fresh air. Have you considered going outside? For ten minutes?
Xie Lian: *hissing sounds*
Wu Ming, day seven of being trapped in a blanket burrito in the royal mausoleum: Dianxia, you need sunlight. And fresh air. Have you considered going outside? For ten minutes?
Xie Lian: *hissing sounds*
I need to get dicked down so badly I'm even being cockblocked in my dreams what the hell
November 25, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I need to get dicked down so badly I'm even being cockblocked in my dreams what the hell