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Father Knife

@crownlessagain.bsky.social

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1997, WA, 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 he/him 18+ only! danmei/kpop brainrot, buff Xie Lian truther MXTX/Erha/Yuwu/QJJ/Shawol/Atiny/+more!

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Father Knife @crownlessagain.bsky.social · 7d

Hihi!

I'm Knife (he/him) and I like to dump my HuaLian brainworms on here in the form of AUs!

My main AU that I yap the most about: #KnifesCoffinAU

This one also has a WIP fic on Ao3 if you're interested in that!

Here's a thread of my other smaller AUs!

I also draw sometimes! -> #KnifesArt

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Father Knife @crownlessagain.bsky.social · 46m

I was planning on showering but I feel way too sick so straight to bed it is

Goodnight

Father Knife @crownlessagain.bsky.social · 55m

At home finally and knockout meds have been taken

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · 1h

yeah wei wuxian would yap about quantum mechanics while bouncing on it

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Father Knife @crownlessagain.bsky.social · Aug 9

HC immediately getting concerned on XLs behalf because does gege get migraines? How did he know?? He seems very experienced???

XL: ah,,, no,,, someone close to me gets them frequently,,

Cue jealous HC 😭😭😭

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Father Knife @crownlessagain.bsky.social · 3h

Who needs extra strength PM ibuprofen when your husband is a god

Father Knife @crownlessagain.bsky.social · 3h

I feel too much like shit to search for the thread where we talked about this but

#KnifesCoffinAU

HC getting his first migraine post-merge and XL casually using the spiritual power he now has to help soothe it and HC almost crying with relief

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Father Knife @crownlessagain.bsky.social · 4h

Sometimes I can push through them easier but this one is Bad Bad

Father Knife @crownlessagain.bsky.social · 4h

Oh it's a Bad Migraine too

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Father Knife @crownlessagain.bsky.social · 4h

HC deserves to have multiple dianxias

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Father Knife @crownlessagain.bsky.social · 4h

We really don't play with XL clones enough ngl

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Father Knife @crownlessagain.bsky.social · 5h

😫😫😫

Father Knife @crownlessagain.bsky.social · 5h

It's fucking karaoke night at work and I have a migraine I'm about to beg god to kill me

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Father Knife @crownlessagain.bsky.social · 5h

HC is a Tired Boy after work so he falls asleep on the bus a lot and XL will just pull hcs head gently onto his shoulder and let him sleep until they get to their stop

Father Knife @crownlessagain.bsky.social · 6h

HC takes the bus to work and back and often XL will come just to pick him up from work and spend time with them (and get groceries bc he can't trust HC to buy veggies)

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Father Knife @crownlessagain.bsky.social · 6h

Me too wtf

Father Knife @crownlessagain.bsky.social · 6h

Don't worry coffin au is definitely public transit HuaLian central 😌🙂‍↕️

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Father Knife @crownlessagain.bsky.social · 7h

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Father Knife @crownlessagain.bsky.social · 7h

Thanks 🤧🤧😌

Father Knife @crownlessagain.bsky.social · 7h

He can only have skull crushing if he asks un-suicidally hdkshdks

Father Knife @crownlessagain.bsky.social · 8h

AU HC coming back home from work and just going "gege can you just crush my skull until it shatters and I die" and XL is like "!!????!?!??! NO??????? SAN LANG?????!!!!!!"

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Father Knife @crownlessagain.bsky.social · 8h

Genuinely yeah

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Father Knife @crownlessagain.bsky.social · 8h

I'd rather have a full sized gege to come home to who can crush my stupid migrainey skull until I pass out or fall asleep whichever comes first

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Father Knife @crownlessagain.bsky.social · 8h

Why can't I just be the tiny knife he brandishes I don't wanna fucking work

Father Knife @crownlessagain.bsky.social · 8h

UNFORTUNATELY I DONT THINK IT WOULD HELP 😭😭 ID BE EVEN MORE UPSET THAT I COULDNT PAY ATTENTION TO HIM

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Father Knife @crownlessagain.bsky.social · 8h

:dies:

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