𒉭Simon Henriksson's Real Wife𒉭
@crownthewitch.bsky.social
Bea || Lvl. 28 || INFP-T || AUDHD || Backrooms Enthusiast || Vaas Montenegro, Simon Henriksson, Alex Mercer, and Jan Valentine yume 🫰🏻 || NON-SHARING || Scenie Weenie since 2009 || Occasional 🔞content will be labelled‼️‼️
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Cry of Fear sona finally dropped‼️
OMG GUYS SHE FINALLY GOT HER HEAD OUT OF HER ASS AND FOUND THE BLOCK BUTTON LMFAO. IT ONLY TOOK HER JUST ABOUT AS MUCH TIME TO DO THAT AS IT WOULD FOR A CISHET MAN TO FIND THE CLIT--
Maybe don't start fights you can't finish, lmao.
Maybe don't start fights you can't finish, lmao.
February 17, 2026 at 7:20 PM
OMG GUYS SHE FINALLY GOT HER HEAD OUT OF HER ASS AND FOUND THE BLOCK BUTTON LMFAO. IT ONLY TOOK HER JUST ABOUT AS MUCH TIME TO DO THAT AS IT WOULD FOR A CISHET MAN TO FIND THE CLIT--
Maybe don't start fights you can't finish, lmao.
Maybe don't start fights you can't finish, lmao.
You mean like how I'm drinking your pitiful tears right now after clocking you on your shit??? I'm still wondering why you decided to lie abt what I said and when I confront you, you delete the post w/ no apology. You knew you were lying to gain sympathy. Good thing I take screenshots of everything.
February 17, 2026 at 6:53 PM
You mean like how I'm drinking your pitiful tears right now after clocking you on your shit??? I'm still wondering why you decided to lie abt what I said and when I confront you, you delete the post w/ no apology. You knew you were lying to gain sympathy. Good thing I take screenshots of everything.
Why did I have to block TWO yumeshippers for using fucking AI for their yumeship.... UGH. I hate ts.
February 17, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Why did I have to block TWO yumeshippers for using fucking AI for their yumeship.... UGH. I hate ts.
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[ Far Cry 3 ]
Rynna Mason. The object of Vaas's desires because I say so- And I think it'd be funny if his fine shyt was a white woman instead of his Alabama ass sister
Rynna Mason. The object of Vaas's desires because I say so- And I think it'd be funny if his fine shyt was a white woman instead of his Alabama ass sister
February 1, 2026 at 2:54 AM
[ Far Cry 3 ]
Rynna Mason. The object of Vaas's desires because I say so- And I think it'd be funny if his fine shyt was a white woman instead of his Alabama ass sister
Rynna Mason. The object of Vaas's desires because I say so- And I think it'd be funny if his fine shyt was a white woman instead of his Alabama ass sister
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[ Vaas x Rynna ]
I wanted to do something kinda cute with them before writing my fic >:))) They hit each other more than they kiss--
archiveofourown.org/works/792338...
I wanted to do something kinda cute with them before writing my fic >:))) They hit each other more than they kiss--
archiveofourown.org/works/792338...
February 12, 2026 at 3:01 AM
[ Vaas x Rynna ]
I wanted to do something kinda cute with them before writing my fic >:))) They hit each other more than they kiss--
archiveofourown.org/works/792338...
I wanted to do something kinda cute with them before writing my fic >:))) They hit each other more than they kiss--
archiveofourown.org/works/792338...
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Naively
You unearthed my secret
And sweetly
You took care of it
Is it wrong to confess
That I loved every minute?
You unearthed my secret
And sweetly
You took care of it
Is it wrong to confess
That I loved every minute?
February 12, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Naively
You unearthed my secret
And sweetly
You took care of it
Is it wrong to confess
That I loved every minute?
You unearthed my secret
And sweetly
You took care of it
Is it wrong to confess
That I loved every minute?
#yumeship #cryoffear
*Digital Bath by Deftones plays in the background*
I started this drawing of Annika a while back but I was intimidated by my idea of the static water-- I think I managed.
*Digital Bath by Deftones plays in the background*
I started this drawing of Annika a while back but I was intimidated by my idea of the static water-- I think I managed.
February 17, 2026 at 6:02 PM
#yumeship #cryoffear
*Digital Bath by Deftones plays in the background*
I started this drawing of Annika a while back but I was intimidated by my idea of the static water-- I think I managed.
*Digital Bath by Deftones plays in the background*
I started this drawing of Annika a while back but I was intimidated by my idea of the static water-- I think I managed.
ANYWAY-- Vaas is so cute. I love him. He's my skrunkle bunkle
February 17, 2026 at 5:42 PM
ANYWAY-- Vaas is so cute. I love him. He's my skrunkle bunkle
So, I guess we're just making shit up now. Listen chick, you responded to me first, why are you playing the victim??? It's pathetic. You're 25 years old crying about fictional characters and indirect criticism of your sona. Go file your taxes.
February 17, 2026 at 5:25 PM
So, I guess we're just making shit up now. Listen chick, you responded to me first, why are you playing the victim??? It's pathetic. You're 25 years old crying about fictional characters and indirect criticism of your sona. Go file your taxes.
This person is 25 years old, by the way. You can't just shit in people's yard and tell people to leave you alone. Get it together. Pull your big girl panties up. You CANNOT seriously play the victim after actively starting shit at your big age.
February 17, 2026 at 5:14 PM
This person is 25 years old, by the way. You can't just shit in people's yard and tell people to leave you alone. Get it together. Pull your big girl panties up. You CANNOT seriously play the victim after actively starting shit at your big age.
LMFAO we CANNOT be serious.
February 17, 2026 at 4:57 PM
LMFAO we CANNOT be serious.
Feel free to block me but my BIGGEST pet peeve when it comes to yumeshipping/ocxcanon is when people make their OC look so out of place in the story that they headass look like this next to the canon characters-- Like, I'm sorry, why the fuck is a pink haired cat girl in Attack on Titan???
February 16, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Feel free to block me but my BIGGEST pet peeve when it comes to yumeshipping/ocxcanon is when people make their OC look so out of place in the story that they headass look like this next to the canon characters-- Like, I'm sorry, why the fuck is a pink haired cat girl in Attack on Titan???
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been working on an oc crew for the one piece universe ! they’re the peach pit pirates and tbh they aren’t very pirate-y. They more just sail around for fun and leisure and find themselves in situations that they have to fight or act in. I’ll have a few more members in the future!
#onepiece #taysart
#onepiece #taysart
February 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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Sucked into Fallout recently. I’ll be in the machine with Mr. House.
February 13, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Sucked into Fallout recently. I’ll be in the machine with Mr. House.
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Something wicked~
February 10, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Something wicked~
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Mentioned Nagi to my wife tonight, now i must gesture wildy at him
February 13, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Mentioned Nagi to my wife tonight, now i must gesture wildy at him
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My favourite drunk, nasty, peverse eldest son of two war criminals ever... 💜
February 13, 2026 at 2:00 PM
My favourite drunk, nasty, peverse eldest son of two war criminals ever... 💜
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A bit more practice with a little self portrait 😈
February 13, 2026 at 2:50 PM
A bit more practice with a little self portrait 😈
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Knights of Guinevere announcement trailer character sheets! I designed the characters in the vintage animation style. Color design by:@srif.bsky.social Color Script by:@eyecager.bsky.social visdev for Princess Gwen and Sparky by:@danaterrace.bsky.social #KnightsofGuinevere #KOG #glitchproductions
February 14, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Knights of Guinevere announcement trailer character sheets! I designed the characters in the vintage animation style. Color design by:@srif.bsky.social Color Script by:@eyecager.bsky.social visdev for Princess Gwen and Sparky by:@danaterrace.bsky.social #KnightsofGuinevere #KOG #glitchproductions
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
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Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)
February 14, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)
Naively
You unearthed my secret
And sweetly
You took care of it
Is it wrong to confess
That I loved every minute?
You unearthed my secret
And sweetly
You took care of it
Is it wrong to confess
That I loved every minute?
February 12, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Naively
You unearthed my secret
And sweetly
You took care of it
Is it wrong to confess
That I loved every minute?
You unearthed my secret
And sweetly
You took care of it
Is it wrong to confess
That I loved every minute?
[ Vaas x Rynna ]
I wanted to do something kinda cute with them before writing my fic >:))) They hit each other more than they kiss--
archiveofourown.org/works/792338...
I wanted to do something kinda cute with them before writing my fic >:))) They hit each other more than they kiss--
archiveofourown.org/works/792338...
February 12, 2026 at 3:01 AM
[ Vaas x Rynna ]
I wanted to do something kinda cute with them before writing my fic >:))) They hit each other more than they kiss--
archiveofourown.org/works/792338...
I wanted to do something kinda cute with them before writing my fic >:))) They hit each other more than they kiss--
archiveofourown.org/works/792338...
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"Whatever Nero says- goes~" 💜
February 5, 2026 at 2:25 AM
"Whatever Nero says- goes~" 💜