🇨🇦 crucialwax 🔵
@crucialwax.com
I’m either a cat, or a brain in a jar. I mean, not all brain transplant procedures take, so it’s a sort of Schrödinger's brain situation. he/him/they/them. I am a legal adult in every state but mind. I WILL PUBLISH YOUR DMs.
I like tonic water.
Straight up.
Nothing else in it.
Not a joke! I like it.
That stuff used to be vile.
I don’t know what the hell happened.
Straight up.
Nothing else in it.
Not a joke! I like it.
That stuff used to be vile.
I don’t know what the hell happened.
December 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I like tonic water.
Straight up.
Nothing else in it.
Not a joke! I like it.
That stuff used to be vile.
I don’t know what the hell happened.
Straight up.
Nothing else in it.
Not a joke! I like it.
That stuff used to be vile.
I don’t know what the hell happened.
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I always go read a persons posts and replies before I block. I figure I should see for myself. And oh my goodness what a horrible person this @letsbehonest1.bsky.social is. Displays racism and irrational MAGAts positions. Lies. Repugnant. All blech.
December 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I always go read a persons posts and replies before I block. I figure I should see for myself. And oh my goodness what a horrible person this @letsbehonest1.bsky.social is. Displays racism and irrational MAGAts positions. Lies. Repugnant. All blech.
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The PM is planning a 300,000 person citizen's army. This is my reflection on how a volunteer citizen's army could work and build up community and resistance at the local level.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM-U...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM-U...
CANADA'S CITIZEN ARMY - THE MAPLE LEAF FOREVER
YouTube video by Charlie Angus
www.youtube.com
December 14, 2025 at 12:25 PM
The PM is planning a 300,000 person citizen's army. This is my reflection on how a volunteer citizen's army could work and build up community and resistance at the local level.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM-U...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM-U...
This Liquid Glass is almost giving me motion sickness.
Notice how Liquid Glass is capitalized? Not me! My phone thinks that’s damn important.
Does anyone have a bucket?
Notice how Liquid Glass is capitalized? Not me! My phone thinks that’s damn important.
Does anyone have a bucket?
December 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
This Liquid Glass is almost giving me motion sickness.
Notice how Liquid Glass is capitalized? Not me! My phone thinks that’s damn important.
Does anyone have a bucket?
Notice how Liquid Glass is capitalized? Not me! My phone thinks that’s damn important.
Does anyone have a bucket?
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Isn’t this about the time an alien spaceship lands and says we have failed and blows up the earth?
December 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Isn’t this about the time an alien spaceship lands and says we have failed and blows up the earth?
Spouse had an episode of sneezing. Snot came out. Pee came out. But worst, spilled their bedtime shot of spiced rum.
And I thought I heard a ghost but it was just cat.
And I thought I heard a ghost but it was just cat.
December 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Spouse had an episode of sneezing. Snot came out. Pee came out. But worst, spilled their bedtime shot of spiced rum.
And I thought I heard a ghost but it was just cat.
And I thought I heard a ghost but it was just cat.
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White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt Addresses Trump’s Mandatory Social Media Checks For Tourists
youtu.be/1SxOpvnyqlo
youtu.be/1SxOpvnyqlo
Karoline Leavitt Addresses Trump’s Mandatory Social Media Checks For Tourists
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
youtu.be
December 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt Addresses Trump’s Mandatory Social Media Checks For Tourists
youtu.be/1SxOpvnyqlo
youtu.be/1SxOpvnyqlo
Mostly for people in the US, but everyone can use this for safety.
If you are a 3D printing dork, like I want to be one day, print slim whistles and hand them out like candy. People are dealing with ICE by alerting others to their presence with whistles. Respond by showing up when you hear one.
If you are a 3D printing dork, like I want to be one day, print slim whistles and hand them out like candy. People are dealing with ICE by alerting others to their presence with whistles. Respond by showing up when you hear one.
Flat Signal Whistles by Jonas Daehnert MakerWorld: Download Free 3D Models
Compact, super loud signal whistles you can take anywhere. About the Whistle:The Flat Signal Whistle is the successor to the widely used Flat Pocket Whistle. With a thickness of just 4 mm and a weight...
makerworld.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Mostly for people in the US, but everyone can use this for safety.
If you are a 3D printing dork, like I want to be one day, print slim whistles and hand them out like candy. People are dealing with ICE by alerting others to their presence with whistles. Respond by showing up when you hear one.
If you are a 3D printing dork, like I want to be one day, print slim whistles and hand them out like candy. People are dealing with ICE by alerting others to their presence with whistles. Respond by showing up when you hear one.
I should have blocked someone way earlier than.
I tried to get them to a place where we could discuss a topic they invited themselves into but they just kept insulting me. Sometimes I’m successful at getting someone to a place where we discuss “the thing” and sometimes I’m not.
Today
I tried to get them to a place where we could discuss a topic they invited themselves into but they just kept insulting me. Sometimes I’m successful at getting someone to a place where we discuss “the thing” and sometimes I’m not.
Today
December 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I should have blocked someone way earlier than.
I tried to get them to a place where we could discuss a topic they invited themselves into but they just kept insulting me. Sometimes I’m successful at getting someone to a place where we discuss “the thing” and sometimes I’m not.
Today
I tried to get them to a place where we could discuss a topic they invited themselves into but they just kept insulting me. Sometimes I’m successful at getting someone to a place where we discuss “the thing” and sometimes I’m not.
Today
I’m a fan of @clareblackwood.bsky.social and she just put out a video on her new patreon.
If you have the bucks, and wish satirical comedy to thrive in Canada, sponsor her on her patreon! (And watch her new video before she just goes and gives it away for free.)
www.patreon.com/cw/ClareBlac...
If you have the bucks, and wish satirical comedy to thrive in Canada, sponsor her on her patreon! (And watch her new video before she just goes and gives it away for free.)
www.patreon.com/cw/ClareBlac...
The Very Unfunny Leftist | Patreon
I want to make you laugh because our politicians make us cry.
www.patreon.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I’m a fan of @clareblackwood.bsky.social and she just put out a video on her new patreon.
If you have the bucks, and wish satirical comedy to thrive in Canada, sponsor her on her patreon! (And watch her new video before she just goes and gives it away for free.)
www.patreon.com/cw/ClareBlac...
If you have the bucks, and wish satirical comedy to thrive in Canada, sponsor her on her patreon! (And watch her new video before she just goes and gives it away for free.)
www.patreon.com/cw/ClareBlac...
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We are officially open to the public! selfhosted.social is an independent ATProto PDS managed by @baileytownsend.dev
No invite codes required. Everyone is welcome. We just ask that you read over and agree to our Privacy Policy and Terms of Service.
selfhosted.social/legal
No invite codes required. Everyone is welcome. We just ask that you read over and agree to our Privacy Policy and Terms of Service.
selfhosted.social/legal
Selfhosted.social
Landing page for selfhosted.social, an ATProto PDS
selfhosted.social
December 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
We are officially open to the public! selfhosted.social is an independent ATProto PDS managed by @baileytownsend.dev
No invite codes required. Everyone is welcome. We just ask that you read over and agree to our Privacy Policy and Terms of Service.
selfhosted.social/legal
No invite codes required. Everyone is welcome. We just ask that you read over and agree to our Privacy Policy and Terms of Service.
selfhosted.social/legal
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I HAVE A PATREON NOW! 🎉
Hello everyone. It's official: you can now support me and my comedy, if you are able to and wish to. Link to the Patreon will be below, and is also in this video's YouTube description.
I'm so excited! It's going to be really fun. Unless you hate jokes.
youtu.be/_DFgW0Q_H2E
Hello everyone. It's official: you can now support me and my comedy, if you are able to and wish to. Link to the Patreon will be below, and is also in this video's YouTube description.
I'm so excited! It's going to be really fun. Unless you hate jokes.
youtu.be/_DFgW0Q_H2E
I Have A Patreon Now!
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I HAVE A PATREON NOW! 🎉
Hello everyone. It's official: you can now support me and my comedy, if you are able to and wish to. Link to the Patreon will be below, and is also in this video's YouTube description.
I'm so excited! It's going to be really fun. Unless you hate jokes.
youtu.be/_DFgW0Q_H2E
Hello everyone. It's official: you can now support me and my comedy, if you are able to and wish to. Link to the Patreon will be below, and is also in this video's YouTube description.
I'm so excited! It's going to be really fun. Unless you hate jokes.
youtu.be/_DFgW0Q_H2E
Satire people. Satire. I know it’s getting harder to tell.
'Made-up quote' in Canadian satire site The Beaverton fools Time Magazine | CBC News
In a recent article about the United States' strained relationships with other countries, Time Magazine included a made-up quote from Canadian satire site The Beaverton — seemingly as fact.
www.cbc.ca
November 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Satire people. Satire. I know it’s getting harder to tell.
Makes sense. More than it seems.
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Makes sense. More than it seems.
I ran out of internet to read.
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I ran out of internet to read.
When you give ownership of MPs to people who are running for leadership of a party but are not yet the leader of that party. And one of them doesn’t even hold a seat in parliament.
Fear these powerful people. They must use the force.
Fear these powerful people. They must use the force.
@avilewis.ca @heathermcpherson.bsky.social
Why are your MPs blocking people? Seriously. This is what Rempel-Garner and her ilk do.
Why are your MPs blocking people? Seriously. This is what Rempel-Garner and her ilk do.
“Please help us rebuild our party”
November 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
When you give ownership of MPs to people who are running for leadership of a party but are not yet the leader of that party. And one of them doesn’t even hold a seat in parliament.
Fear these powerful people. They must use the force.
Fear these powerful people. They must use the force.
Scam alert:
Got a direct message claiming I was suspended on Bluesky with a link I dare not follow.
Beware!
Got a direct message claiming I was suspended on Bluesky with a link I dare not follow.
Beware!
November 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Scam alert:
Got a direct message claiming I was suspended on Bluesky with a link I dare not follow.
Beware!
Got a direct message claiming I was suspended on Bluesky with a link I dare not follow.
Beware!
I have just eaten more pretzels in one sitting than I ever have in my life. By a factor of five.
I think it was 17 pretzels.
Not a fan of pretzels.
But I needed salt.
I still need salt.
Can’t do anymore pretzels.
Is there a salt lick map app?
I think it was 17 pretzels.
Not a fan of pretzels.
But I needed salt.
I still need salt.
Can’t do anymore pretzels.
Is there a salt lick map app?
November 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I have just eaten more pretzels in one sitting than I ever have in my life. By a factor of five.
I think it was 17 pretzels.
Not a fan of pretzels.
But I needed salt.
I still need salt.
Can’t do anymore pretzels.
Is there a salt lick map app?
I think it was 17 pretzels.
Not a fan of pretzels.
But I needed salt.
I still need salt.
Can’t do anymore pretzels.
Is there a salt lick map app?
So who is this Mamdani guy and why is he so freakin ‘ cool?
Where do I get one?
Where do I get one?
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
So who is this Mamdani guy and why is he so freakin ‘ cool?
Where do I get one?
Where do I get one?
Watching Zohran’s campaign has had an odd effect on me.
All of the videos are showing so much joy and so much of the vibrancy of New York that it is making me want visit and experience NYC.
All of the videos are showing so much joy and so much of the vibrancy of New York that it is making me want visit and experience NYC.
November 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Watching Zohran’s campaign has had an odd effect on me.
All of the videos are showing so much joy and so much of the vibrancy of New York that it is making me want visit and experience NYC.
All of the videos are showing so much joy and so much of the vibrancy of New York that it is making me want visit and experience NYC.
Is there some kind of baseball game happening or something?
November 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Is there some kind of baseball game happening or something?
I’m going to hear a lot about the blue jays tonight again I bet.
October 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I’m going to hear a lot about the blue jays tonight again I bet.
BREAKING NEWS:
Zohran was in line at the grocery and did not move forward for two seconds because he was looking down at his phone and not paying attention to line movements.
Zohran was in line at the grocery and did not move forward for two seconds because he was looking down at his phone and not paying attention to line movements.
October 29, 2025 at 12:07 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
Zohran was in line at the grocery and did not move forward for two seconds because he was looking down at his phone and not paying attention to line movements.
Zohran was in line at the grocery and did not move forward for two seconds because he was looking down at his phone and not paying attention to line movements.
I didn’t shut off your replies like you just did to me. You’re accusing me of things you did.
I didn’t answer where I lived because it has nothing to do with me and my flag is in my username.
You don’t want to discuss the points I’m making. You call me names and lie and say I’m the troll? Funny.
I didn’t answer where I lived because it has nothing to do with me and my flag is in my username.
You don’t want to discuss the points I’m making. You call me names and lie and say I’m the troll? Funny.
October 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I didn’t shut off your replies like you just did to me. You’re accusing me of things you did.
I didn’t answer where I lived because it has nothing to do with me and my flag is in my username.
You don’t want to discuss the points I’m making. You call me names and lie and say I’m the troll? Funny.
I didn’t answer where I lived because it has nothing to do with me and my flag is in my username.
You don’t want to discuss the points I’m making. You call me names and lie and say I’m the troll? Funny.