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Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 5h

LaFleur calling Victory Formation up 3 with 4 minutes left in the third as his coordinators try to drag him to the ground

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Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 5h

refs simply don't have to call every penalty. they can see a penalty and just go "well that isn't really anything" and just not make a call. and it would be great!

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Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 8h

I think if you can get multiple bongo slaps on the ball your team gets one point

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Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 8h

punching at the ball is so stupid. it's not fooball and it should be illegal

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Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 3d

Eagles looking sharp

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Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 7d

they really just did not have to draft him. why did they do this to themselves

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Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 7d

a man in a blue shirt and tie is drinking a cup of coffee

ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is drinking a cup of coffee

media.tenor.com

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Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 10d

August: Osage County and Songs: Ohia are the same thing

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Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 15d

An insane amount of people are openly like “the greatest American filmmaker under 65 has graced us with another movie to watch. And now I will give him some pointers!”

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Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 16d

Trying to get the Japan native sushi chef at the Michelin starred omakase place to say “Charlie Kirk” and filming it

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Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 18d

????????

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Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 23d

Hey gang it’s me Lizzo. I’m back. I notice we’re still cancelling people, for what I presume is BIPOC body shaming…

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Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 23d

Not now

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Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 24d

Kimmel thing extremely bad. Unrelated: so, what he fake hated Matt Damon? And that was it? And people loved it?

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Dan @dancombz.bsky.social · 27d

When Charlie Kirk died all Trump could think about was the chicken tender bowl/soda cup at Yankee Stadium but when Stan Chera got covid he didn’t talk or tuck in his shirt for 5 days.

Weird guy.

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Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 28d

punching at the ball to cause a fumble should be illegal and a 15 yard unsportsmanlike conduct penalty. i promise you the game would greatly improve

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Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 29d

Or maybe it’s only designed to work on tattooed gang members and immigrants as stated?

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Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 29d

Correct. That’s why I won my bid for Harold Fannin and now expect him to average about 4 fantasy ppg the rest of the season

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Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 29d

So I guess this doesn’t work huh

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Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · Sep 12

Time to play photo hunt!!!

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Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · Sep 10

Do not let anything distract you from your waivers bids. It’s time to lock in

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JF @jessefarrar.com · Sep 7

love seeing aaron rodgers sacked on his first drop back. unfortunately it appears he was not instantly killed. but its only the first quarter. lots of time left for him to have his neck bent backwards like a crazy straw

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Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · Sep 7

Already mad at the Red Zone guy

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Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · Sep 7

pretty good imo x.com/mallorymcmor...

x.com

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Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · Sep 7

[my brain synapses flashing the image of deebo in the throws of pneumonia in mere fractions of a second] ok nevermind

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