Laz 🏈👀
crumbbutler.bsky.social
Laz 🏈👀
@crumbbutler.bsky.social
suddenly all my problems gone
The Daily Mail is IN HELL
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Ironically probably a bad day for leftism at large because this is proof that Zohran just has God-tier levels of Juice that cannot be replicated
November 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
lol Trump clearly loves Zohran
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
It was so funny for anyone to be like “left of center voters will never want to expose the darkest truth in American history in order to save their beloved Larry Summers. Also they know who that is”
November 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Lol
NVIDIA's earnings CONFIRM the bubble. Basically NVIDIA is buying chips from itself by "investing" in customers who then use the investments to buy the chips and then inflate their earnings by slow-walking depreciation of the chips. ENRON accounting on inter-corporate scale.
November 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I think the bar I stop and pee in but only get a drink at 10% of the time is on to me
November 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Some recruiters are a scam. You can tell which ones because if they seem like they’re actually trying to help you get a job, that’s a scam
November 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
“i’m ga’hoole to do your birdy work”

Timely ‘Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole’ x Steely Dan gag by yours truly
November 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Some are calling it the worst movie opinion in the history of the world
November 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
You gotta give up to Companies for knocking it out of the park first pitch on a few items:

- Pillsbury biscuits/cinnamon rolls
- Kraft Mac and cheese
- Betty Crocker box yellow cake mix
November 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
It’s possible the fatal flaw of the Republican Party will be the incorrect assumption that every person who ever voted Dem even once would go to the mat for Bill Clinton forever until their last breath and instead they just didn’t give a shit
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Your absolute dumbest coworker loves to tell you your lunch smells good and ask you where you got it
November 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Try our new 35-Napkin Burger!

“Horrible!”
November 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
My year-round Christmas Themed bar ‘Nogs + Gloggs’ has been valued by private equity at forty billion dollars
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Reposted by Laz 🏈👀
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Nice pass fuckface
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I’ve got to be honest I basically have no idea what’s going on with the government this go round but everyone’s suggestions seem very good. And if I may: have any of the senators tried dressing weird?
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
November 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
November 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
We need a national investigation into what the fuck people ahead of you in the Dunkin drive thru line are doing up there
November 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Alright zohdog speech is a little long cmon man
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Bad news gang: a guy just got off a free bus and stabbed me with a big scimitar
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
That’s it, I’m moving back to Israel
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
When a guy flies in from out of town in a special attention grabbing outfit to get an 87 point election lead over the line, I thank him for selfless service
November 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM