The Last Keith
@crunchyfrog.bsky.social
No one understands what we’ve been through
Christmas has begun
December 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Christmas has begun
Gianni Infantino is an embarrassment to bald people everywhere.
December 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Gianni Infantino is an embarrassment to bald people everywhere.
My understanding of Nessun Dorma is that it’s Rumpelstiltskin but with singing in 🤔
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
My understanding of Nessun Dorma is that it’s Rumpelstiltskin but with singing in 🤔
Wearing the scarf on my daily walk. Not even that cold but wearing it cos I like it
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Wearing the scarf on my daily walk. Not even that cold but wearing it cos I like it
Due to the state of the weather in this country am seriously considering waterproof trousers. For shame.
December 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Due to the state of the weather in this country am seriously considering waterproof trousers. For shame.
Everyone's coughing like drains and staggering about here. This is how zombie movies start.
December 4, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Everyone's coughing like drains and staggering about here. This is how zombie movies start.
I blame that Bob Dylan film
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I blame that Bob Dylan film
Sounds about right 🫤
December 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Sounds about right 🫤
There's a lovely big moon out there
December 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
There's a lovely big moon out there
I always feel better after a good sausage.
December 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I always feel better after a good sausage.
Bit chilly today so wore the new scarf and definitely turned a few heads, though maybe I had my flies open again 😮
November 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Bit chilly today so wore the new scarf and definitely turned a few heads, though maybe I had my flies open again 😮
Just remembered a nightmare from last night where I paid £7 for a pint of lager
November 30, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Just remembered a nightmare from last night where I paid £7 for a pint of lager
Been out for a nice Chinese banquet with work. Now heading home because I'm old and frightened of people.
November 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Been out for a nice Chinese banquet with work. Now heading home because I'm old and frightened of people.
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Happy #Duckerday 🦆 @cornduck3.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Happy #Duckerday 🦆 @cornduck3.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Just paid fifteen quid for breakfast 😕
November 28, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Just paid fifteen quid for breakfast 😕
13 degree difference between now and this time yesterday 🤔
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 AM
13 degree difference between now and this time yesterday 🤔
Disappointing that there’s talk of cutting back on jury trials and nobody’s quoted Magna Carta yet.
#NullusLiberHomo #DidSheDieInVain
#NullusLiberHomo #DidSheDieInVain
November 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Disappointing that there’s talk of cutting back on jury trials and nobody’s quoted Magna Carta yet.
#NullusLiberHomo #DidSheDieInVain
#NullusLiberHomo #DidSheDieInVain
Just sang “I don’t know why I love you but I do” to a slice of toast with butter and spready cheese on. Nothing to worry about.
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Just sang “I don’t know why I love you but I do” to a slice of toast with butter and spready cheese on. Nothing to worry about.
On a whim I've bought a nice new scarf. Not sure why, it just spoke to me
November 22, 2025 at 10:04 AM
On a whim I've bought a nice new scarf. Not sure why, it just spoke to me
Urr nurr. Snurr ☃️
November 20, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Urr nurr. Snurr ☃️
As far as International Men’s Day is concerned, I’ve had better ones.
November 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
As far as International Men’s Day is concerned, I’ve had better ones.
Wondering how many of you are Chinese spies 🧐
November 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Wondering how many of you are Chinese spies 🧐