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You buy a house when you are 15 and still paying on it when you retire…

“It is not even a big deal…” - says a billionaire.
INGRAHAM: Is a 50 year mortgage really a good idea?

TRUMP: It's not even a big deal. You go from 40 to 50 years. All it means is you pay less per month
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Is the “game that changed the season” for the Oilers.

Down 3-1. Down 4-2. Take a penalty late and score the game tying goal on a bounce that only magic can do… then win it in overtime.
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Oilers tied it in the last minute while shorthanded???

What a lucky bounce…
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I am so tired of the @wwe and @netflix.com censoring bad words…

For the love of fuck… this isn’t Saturday cartoons. When WWE moved to Netflix they said the WWE would be able to do what it wants.

…and here we are, several months in and they still bleep out every poopy cock from the fans.
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Fight is Edmonton and Columbus game…

Edmonton dude was getting lit up. Looked like he was trying to surrender over continuing the fight.

After about five more smacks the refs finally stepped in.

Edmonton player was leaking from the eye and possibly nose.

Nice job, refs.
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
This right here is what I think of when I hear Americans get their undergarments all tight because Canadians booed their song about rockets and bombs.

It isn't the fucking flag/song that is being booed but the timid, deranged, tangerine king that is being booed.
Guy thinks the crowd was booing the troops and not Trump. Pure delusion.
November 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I, and say your name, declare that guy is a moron...
November 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
www.tsn.ca/mlb/article/... - With owners having the backbones of a shark, gambling has found its way into sports at a rampant and devastating speed. There isn't a league, team or network that isn't fondled by the hands of sports gambling. From sponsorship to ownership.

BAN SPORTS BETTING.
Report: Guardians pitchers Ortiz, Clase indicted on charges related to betting scheme
Cleveland Guardians pitchers Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz have been indicted by prosecutors in the United States on charges related to a scheme to rig bets on pitches thrown in MLB games, ESPN’s Jeff...
www.tsn.ca
November 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
BAN SPORTS BETTING.
Breaking news per Jeff Passan: “Cleveland Guardians pitchers Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz have been indicted by prosecutors in Brooklyn on a host of charges related to a scheme to rig bets on pitches thrown in MLB games. Ortiz was arrested in Boston earlier today. Clase is not currently in custody”
November 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
What happened to SportsBet's Sunday night hockey game?

Rogers Hometown Hockey...

Instead we get a early game of... LA vs Pitts...

Toronto, no. Ottawa, no. Calgary, no. Vancouver, no. Winnipeg, no.

More USA network coverage fed into SportsBet.

...and they paid billions to be Canada's supplier.
November 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Kirby Dach and proud papa Marty St. Louis
November 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
The Oilers are not a real hockey team… don’t even bring up back to back Stanley Cup Final appearances.

…this game feels like the one where Roy walked off and had his famous talk at the bench.

Your move, Connor.
November 9, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Leafs celebrate hitting two posts on one shot… then shortly after get scored on.

Hockey Gods… the only god that exists.
November 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I am fine with getting ten wins every 16 games. Just let’s do it with less overtime.

Gimmicks teach nothing.

#GoHabsGo
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
My Bell UNreAliant was so bad tonight I thought I missed the first period… it was actually the first AND second.

The league leading shot % team and bottom five shots per game just upped their stats by scoring 6 on 24 shots.

SAMMY gets another win!

#GoHabsGo
November 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
SUZUKI IS BACK TO STREAKKKKKKKKKKING!

#GoHabsGo
November 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Don’t fret, Habs fans. You have overtime to watch yet.

#GoHabsGo
November 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Grey Cup bound!
November 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
There is currently only one war that runs the chance of Americans getting into… and that is Russia and Ukraine. The worse thing about that is… no one is sure which side the Americans would align with.
Q: Do you agree that Americans are paying those tariffs?

TRUMP: They might be paying something
November 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
At least Dobes lost his goose egg... in overtime.

6-0-1

Can not wait until overtime on Saturday! Then Overtime on Tuesday. Overtime on Thursday. Overtime on Saturday...

#GoHabsGo
November 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Montreal Shotphobians are 5th LOWEST shots taken per game at 25.46 while they have the best shot percentage...

One of those stats are going to burst and let's hope it is the shots per game.

...or you are going to see a lot more losses NOT in overtime.

Hab fans stop pretending this is good.
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Montreal Overtimes...

Just learn how to win in regulation for fucks sake... learn how to hold a lead and for the love of god learn how to get shots on a fucking empty net.

#GoHabsGo
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
They actually shot the puck on the net... and they scored. It is a very easy concept that this team seems to be oblivious about.

#GoHabsGo
November 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
EVANS! LOOK AT THE GOALS SCORED TONIGHT! JUST PUT THE PUCK ON THE NET THERE!

#GoHabsGo
November 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Stupid, stupid, stupid high stick by Struble. You are in the NHL. You have been told a billion times before you start growing pubic hair to keep your stick down.

#GoHabsGo
November 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM