CryptRat
@cryptrat.bsky.social
Hyperfixating on Boros things and rats. Rats 👀 All the copy effects ever. arts by Aggrobadger He/Him/They
If Drax sees Shaw on battleworld and thinks its Kevin Bacon,
January 22, 2026 at 5:57 AM
If Drax sees Shaw on battleworld and thinks its Kevin Bacon,
Really want to play these dandan variants that I can't stop thinking about and want to tune.
January 20, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Really want to play these dandan variants that I can't stop thinking about and want to tune.
I spent WAY too much time trying to figure out what to do with the Azima and, as far as I can figure, the only thing it can do reliably is be a distraction priming radiation with the alt fire.
January 20, 2026 at 5:08 AM
I spent WAY too much time trying to figure out what to do with the Azima and, as far as I can figure, the only thing it can do reliably is be a distraction priming radiation with the alt fire.
Getting endorphins from commons today.
January 11, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Getting endorphins from commons today.
Also me: Thinking about Choking Tethers play patterns.
January 8, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Also me: Thinking about Choking Tethers play patterns.
It's me, sitting over here in the corner hyperfixating on how much better of a play pattern Blacklance Paragon is over Ambush Viper.
January 8, 2026 at 8:14 PM
It's me, sitting over here in the corner hyperfixating on how much better of a play pattern Blacklance Paragon is over Ambush Viper.
That twilight plains is peak for Zirda.
January 6, 2026 at 6:12 AM
That twilight plains is peak for Zirda.
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Compliment at least one of your opponents' deck or in-game decisions after every game
January 2, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Compliment at least one of your opponents' deck or in-game decisions after every game
Guttersnipe deck with Sprout Swarm.
Also probably add blue to turn the tokens into more Guttersnipes.
Also probably add blue to turn the tokens into more Guttersnipes.
December 31, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Guttersnipe deck with Sprout Swarm.
Also probably add blue to turn the tokens into more Guttersnipes.
Also probably add blue to turn the tokens into more Guttersnipes.
But what if Steve never actually got around to returning the stones?
December 25, 2025 at 10:28 AM
But what if Steve never actually got around to returning the stones?
That rat dopamine is hitting me hard today. Wow!
December 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
That rat dopamine is hitting me hard today. Wow!
Today is the 4th chapter of the Lorwyn story? How am I just now learning about that?
December 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Today is the 4th chapter of the Lorwyn story? How am I just now learning about that?
Ok but what if the Doom variant is Tony from the version of the MCU with the snap reversed for everyone except Tony? Dr. Strange keeps Tony through the snap with the same bargain, but then Tony doesn't change after all that time he would have had with Pepper after the snap and keeps the stones.
December 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Ok but what if the Doom variant is Tony from the version of the MCU with the snap reversed for everyone except Tony? Dr. Strange keeps Tony through the snap with the same bargain, but then Tony doesn't change after all that time he would have had with Pepper after the snap and keeps the stones.
I really want to find a home for the Helvault eventually.
December 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I really want to find a home for the Helvault eventually.
Maybe it's some form of echolalia, but the character's name is always
"Grislebrand, the Demon I Seek to Remove My Curse."
"Grislebrand, the Demon I Seek to Remove My Curse."
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Maybe it's some form of echolalia, but the character's name is always
"Grislebrand, the Demon I Seek to Remove My Curse."
"Grislebrand, the Demon I Seek to Remove My Curse."
I am reminded that Yue has T:Scry2 which is wild on a mana rock.
December 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I am reminded that Yue has T:Scry2 which is wild on a mana rock.
I am fixating on Fungal Fortitude today.
It ends up doing a lot of the job that Necrobite does while also being deployable as a pseudo equipment in advance.
You'd think I'd like it less than Necrobite even though it's more defensive than removal, but 2 vs 3 is a big difference and it has modes.
It ends up doing a lot of the job that Necrobite does while also being deployable as a pseudo equipment in advance.
You'd think I'd like it less than Necrobite even though it's more defensive than removal, but 2 vs 3 is a big difference and it has modes.
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I am fixating on Fungal Fortitude today.
It ends up doing a lot of the job that Necrobite does while also being deployable as a pseudo equipment in advance.
You'd think I'd like it less than Necrobite even though it's more defensive than removal, but 2 vs 3 is a big difference and it has modes.
It ends up doing a lot of the job that Necrobite does while also being deployable as a pseudo equipment in advance.
You'd think I'd like it less than Necrobite even though it's more defensive than removal, but 2 vs 3 is a big difference and it has modes.
Magic's immense backlog of game pieces is perfect for crafting preconstructed environments in a way that I struggle to imagine other game systems having.
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Magic's immense backlog of game pieces is perfect for crafting preconstructed environments in a way that I struggle to imagine other game systems having.
Also we're in the universe where I somehow turned Epiphany Storm into removal.
Magic will never stop being a creative sink.
Magic will never stop being a creative sink.
November 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Also we're in the universe where I somehow turned Epiphany Storm into removal.
Magic will never stop being a creative sink.
Magic will never stop being a creative sink.
It's 2025 and I am excited to play Rishadan Port mirrors. God help me.
November 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It's 2025 and I am excited to play Rishadan Port mirrors. God help me.
Building for other players with DFCs is running up against usability concerns. I'm going to have to pick just a few unique werewolves and use duplicates.
November 8, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Building for other players with DFCs is running up against usability concerns. I'm going to have to pick just a few unique werewolves and use duplicates.
Bill Nye is such a gem.
November 6, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Bill Nye is such a gem.
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ref sheet comm for @banditkir.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
ref sheet comm for @banditkir.bsky.social
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Today has been perfect Dick Cheney kicks the bucket and mamdani wins
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Today has been perfect Dick Cheney kicks the bucket and mamdani wins