Call me Cav
@ctiercav.bsky.social
He/him, professional vibe warden, this town ain't big enough for the one of me
BREAKING: President Trump awarded honorary Olympic Gold medal for Men's Biathlon
February 12, 2026 at 3:05 PM
BREAKING: President Trump awarded honorary Olympic Gold medal for Men's Biathlon
The moment you make your One Billionth Dollar you should become a eunuch, sackcloth only, and be forced to live in a three-bedroom condo with a strict HOA
February 12, 2026 at 3:56 AM
The moment you make your One Billionth Dollar you should become a eunuch, sackcloth only, and be forced to live in a three-bedroom condo with a strict HOA
I made 3 dozen sausage and cheddar kolaches for the Super Bowl and people ate like 10 of them. So, I've been eating kolaches for breakfast and dinner every day this week and let me tell you I am feeling BAD
February 11, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I made 3 dozen sausage and cheddar kolaches for the Super Bowl and people ate like 10 of them. So, I've been eating kolaches for breakfast and dinner every day this week and let me tell you I am feeling BAD
Been really enjoying this series I've been reading, up through the second novel. A quarter of the way through the third, I'm just...underwhelmed? The writing is different, repetitive, stilted all of a sudden. Anyone else have this issue before? #booksky
February 11, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Been really enjoying this series I've been reading, up through the second novel. A quarter of the way through the third, I'm just...underwhelmed? The writing is different, repetitive, stilted all of a sudden. Anyone else have this issue before? #booksky
Mr. Chairman President Trump cannot be guilty because he never knew Mr. Epstein and never met him. And furthermore he's the most moral man I've ever known. And, he's got big muscles, far bigger than yours Mr. Raskin. Also, have you considered the stock market?
February 11, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Mr. Chairman President Trump cannot be guilty because he never knew Mr. Epstein and never met him. And furthermore he's the most moral man I've ever known. And, he's got big muscles, far bigger than yours Mr. Raskin. Also, have you considered the stock market?
It really is podcasters and sycophants all the way down in the DOJ, huh
February 11, 2026 at 6:46 PM
It really is podcasters and sycophants all the way down in the DOJ, huh
Foot ballllll gameeee
February 9, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Foot ballllll gameeee
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I’m like if a man and woman had a baby
February 4, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I’m like if a man and woman had a baby
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they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
James Jamerson used one finger
February 2, 2026 at 2:30 PM
James Jamerson used one finger
Iron Lung kinda rocks actually? Nearly lost me in the first half, then proceeded to EARN me back HARD in the back half.
January 31, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Iron Lung kinda rocks actually? Nearly lost me in the first half, then proceeded to EARN me back HARD in the back half.
Burrito the long way
January 17, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Burrito the long way
Insane flex to have a pedalboard that matches your instrument, but here we are. Now I just need pedals!
December 31, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Insane flex to have a pedalboard that matches your instrument, but here we are. Now I just need pedals!
Preliminary build of my Sinister Six commander deck is ready for playtesting, and now I get to make fun proxies for the non-SPM cards #mtg
December 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Preliminary build of my Sinister Six commander deck is ready for playtesting, and now I get to make fun proxies for the non-SPM cards #mtg
Wal-Mart mini fruit pie but big
December 6, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Wal-Mart mini fruit pie but big
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"Yes, I understand completely, you don't enjoy the snake oil I produce," said the Snake Oil Salesman. "However, you've failed to take into account that I will yet continue creating and selling my miraculous snake oil, so perhaps take your criticism elsewhere"
We used to run these guys out of town.
We used to run these guys out of town.
Yes
Yes
We know you don't like ai art.
it's not going to stop it from being created so could you keep your negativity to yourself?
Seriously
Yes
We know you don't like ai art.
it's not going to stop it from being created so could you keep your negativity to yourself?
Seriously
a man says it 's just so boring in front of a black and blue wall
ALT: a man says it 's just so boring in front of a black and blue wall
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
"Yes, I understand completely, you don't enjoy the snake oil I produce," said the Snake Oil Salesman. "However, you've failed to take into account that I will yet continue creating and selling my miraculous snake oil, so perhaps take your criticism elsewhere"
We used to run these guys out of town.
We used to run these guys out of town.
Five Nights at Fergie's
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Five Nights at Fergie's
We've been desperately asking for ANY use case for this shit and Elon's best attempt is "Outsource demeaning your friends"?????
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
We've been desperately asking for ANY use case for this shit and Elon's best attempt is "Outsource demeaning your friends"?????
From the shitpost archives:
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
From the shitpost archives:
BEHOLD!!! A PERFECTLY GRILLED CHEESE!!!
November 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
BEHOLD!!! A PERFECTLY GRILLED CHEESE!!!
Both looks and dresses like an Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy character
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Both looks and dresses like an Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy character
That absolutely was Frankenstein all right
November 11, 2025 at 8:24 AM
That absolutely was Frankenstein all right
Spooky Movie Septo(vem)ber 2025, #10: IT (2017)!
Quality: 7/10
Scary: 8/10
"It was actually engaging! It wasn't as comical, it was actually on the scary side. And it wasn't as boring."
#filmsky
Quality: 7/10
Scary: 8/10
"It was actually engaging! It wasn't as comical, it was actually on the scary side. And it wasn't as boring."
#filmsky
November 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Spooky Movie Septo(vem)ber 2025, #10: IT (2017)!
Quality: 7/10
Scary: 8/10
"It was actually engaging! It wasn't as comical, it was actually on the scary side. And it wasn't as boring."
#filmsky
Quality: 7/10
Scary: 8/10
"It was actually engaging! It wasn't as comical, it was actually on the scary side. And it wasn't as boring."
#filmsky